Where the fuck is Bruges?

where the fuck is Bruges?

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It's in Belgium.

How is the view from the tower?

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ets an Belljumm

I lived in Gent (25 mins away by train to Bruges) for two years. Those were the worst years of my life. I became an alcoholic and spent all my money on Orvals and Hungarian whores in the red light district. I came very close to suicide. This film captures a bit of those feelings.

Fuck off we're full.

Literally me except I was living in the Netherlands. I wonder if there is something about Benelux that makes people go insane.

probably the fact that they're all just watered down germanys

I have never visited a prostitute but I own a lot of firearms, what's something that most people wouldn't expect from a Belgian whore house?

It's a depressing country, by and large. Still btfo germoids though.

what he said

couldnt afford any bigger cities kek

The problem isn't the location, it's your lack of self control.
You druggie coomer scum.

I wouldn't go up there it's a bit narrow

Orvals are pretty good tho. Not gonna lie

the alcoves

It's a fairytale town.

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>tragicomedy
didn't believe it could be done till I saw this. good movie

Ghent is a nice city

Why did that guy get so much shit when Brendan Gleeson is just as fat?

>an uzi?
>i'm not from south central los-fucking-angeles
>i'm not here to shoot 20 black 10 year olds in a fucking drive-by
do americans?

Because he's American lol, you're all a running joke here in Europe.

because he was a yank like the guy in the restaurant

Flanders

you 'eet the canadian

We don't think about you at all

That's half the joke lel

he's American. don't hold it against him.

Isn't that what the Vietnamese used to say?

Why did you get so pissed when Trump wanted to pull our troops out then, wouldn't you rather have us gone?

Lmaoo i lived in Ghent and Brussels. Honnestly i love it but i get the whole purgatory feel belgian cities have

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Watch Headhunters.

Gleeson was fat. That guy and his family were obese and thus wouldn't all fit up the narrow stairs. There's a distinction.

The Vietnamese? What are you talking about the Vietnamese, that fucking statement makes no fucking sense at all

That's for John Lennon, you fucking yankee cunt.

UHD coming later this year

Sure it does, the Vietnamese!

Frisia

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yeah

A bottle? Don't bother.

that makes you the punchline to your own joke lel

>Brendan Gleeson is just as fat?
he's fat, but not anywhere near as fat as that guy

>They're filming midgets!

It's no use trying to explain, obese people always think everyone who's not fit is fat like them.

It's mainly Belgium and Luxembourg. The sensation comes from living in an entirely fake country: one that has no right to exist and only does so as a joke on the world. You get a similar feeling in Bangladesh, Monaco, Panama etc

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yu heet canadian?

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I don't know if you are all retarded or just trolling, but that town is as real as Israel is real or that castle village from Harry Potter yall

I checked it on my search engine and it looks like it might be in Belgium.

it's real. it's in Denmark.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruges
Literally took five seconds.

Belgium, but it can be any historic touristy medieval town across Europe.

Looks like dark souls. Maybe they should paint or scrub the bricks so the buildings don't all look like blasted ww2 ruins

>Looks like dark souls.

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>I have sex my life is so difficult

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>What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.

What did he mean by this?

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alex?

paint bricks lmao

>you HEET the canadian

Formely SEET

I watched Bruges today and finally I got how good the movie was, when I was a kid and watched it I was too retarded to understand it's purgatory and just wanted to laugh, didn't get anything and thought it was trying to just be dark and edgy as a gag or some other retarded shit.

It's great

>Denmark
>real
Comon now

He looks a bit like Van Damme, is this Belgian genetics?

Probably that Marc Dutroux guy.