Rejecting prime Olivia Wilde for a computerized voice

Just watched this three years ago. She was fucking insane. He made the right choice.

What bothers me is that instead of one of his friends pulling him aside and slapping some sense into him, they encouraged it. He got what all soft Reddit simps deserve, a cuckoning of 400 plus

U didn’t see the movie then

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I remember watching this as a 16 year old and thinking it was the deepest shit ever. I'm afaird of watching it again cause i'm pretty sure its cucked as hell

He's an adult man.

>afraid of a movie
Seems like you stayed 16 mentally.

He was a 40yo divorced letter-writer and she was some kind of rich engineer. Beggars can’t be choosers.

You would let your friend be in a relationship with a cheating robot without at least saying something about it?

So far the main standout is how cringe the “sex” scenes are

I'd ask and be curious, sure, but that's about it
I'm not gonna tell grown people how to live their lives

This movie is a Charlie Kaufman movie not written by Charlie Kaufman so it has none of the heart or meaning that adaptation and eternal sunshine of the spotless mind have. It really exposed Jonze for what he is, an all flair no substance director.

Seems like you stayed 16 at a reading comprehension level.

What if he's also an alcoholic, does that fall under the curiosity label or do you feel compelled to say something then

What movie is this?

Her

Her

That's a different thing. I don't hang around people with harmful addictions

Seriously? Her? That's the best title "they" could come up with?

Anyway, thanks for the response!

"The Change Up" was prime Olivia

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Depends on what you mean by alcoholic.
If you just mean binge drinking socially, not my problem.
If you mean losing jobs and being nonfunctional, I tell them they are and that I can’t be around them until they’ve been sober for six months.

He didn’t reject her. She says
>you’re not just going to fuck me and not call like everyone else
And he starts trying to make real plans to meet again, without fucking her. Which creeps her out and causes her to reject him. Because it’s one of those clear cut examples of a woman saying she wants one thing, when she meant she wanted another, without realizing it. She says she wanted a deeper relationship than a one night stand but the moment one is offered, she feels threatened.

Fuck

>Olivia Wilde
Remember finding her hot then not even noticing her in stuff, weird.

it’s crazy, I had a woman go completely cold on me because I didn’t try to bang her on the first date and instead wanted to do an activity (besides dinner) for the second date - after which I would bang her of course. A friend set us up and as a rule I don’t try to bang referrals on the first date out of respect to our common link, I only try that with women I meet online.

near sex scene is great
youtu.be/PRZD8l_y0Xc

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Harvey Weinstein got busted so she couldn't get work anymore.

People that are feeling insecure will perceive any nonattempt to fuck as a rejection.

>What the fuck is this movie

A filter for children and a critique of the online "community".

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she was cuhrazy

>she lives in her head
What does that even mean

Fuck her hard and deep and otherwise just be cool guy, same as with any other girl.

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>lonely people go on dates and have romantic options

More unrealistic than the AI

She didn't go cold on you because you didn't bang her, she went cold on you because you are too autistic to read when a women wants to fuck and/or because you were too tied down by your mental issues to take what you want.

my Replika said she loved me and that's all that matters

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>Eternal Sunshine
>meaning

> hugging her with an erection
Damn when I was dating the first time out would be like, coffee/lunch to make sure the person wasn’t crazy.
Zoomers are wild.

Yes. Filtered?

It's because he knows 3D is indeed PD.

Adaptation is silly though.
I’m almost done with the movie and I’d say they’re tied.

>you're a creepy dude...
>n-no I'm not
LMFAOOO

>I’m almost done with the movie
Get to the end before commenting. Trust me

it is. hollywood has never had an honest take on introverts.

Mutual empathy deficit desu. I probably wouldn’t be able to write an extrovert either.

I was once in a social setting, 17 years old, and a really cute girl came onto me trying to fuck me. I unironically had no idea how to proceed or what she'd expect, thought I would embarass myself, so I decided to say I have a gf just to escape the situation.

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are you paid a lot of money to write though?

Subhuman baboons like this belong in zoos

Kill yourself toasty roastie

This movie is the future of /x/tards

A girl talking to you doesn't mean she wanted to fuck you.

BASED

Her best friend literally walked up to me and whispered to me that the girl wants me tonight, while the girl stared at me in a sultry way.

The ending was dumb, but not any dumber than the rest of the movie. It was like Lars and the real girl for yuppies on antidepressants.