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Surprised they didn't review The Batman desu

He looks like Ben Affleck.

>don’t review the batman
>review this
disney basedmales in denial

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it's only because Raimi "directed" it

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Cope

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These faggots still haven’t reviewed the northman or everything all at once yet review the latest capeshit movie days after it’s release, total soulless hacks

Looks like a completely different person, wtf happened?

OMG is that another capeshit movie? I love them as much as i love video games with a zombie apocalypse!

alcohol

>I LOVED IT JAY, THEY WEREN’T PASSIVE PROGRESSIVE! BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD AN INTERRACIAL SEX SCENE!

so, what did they think of it?

raimi is a team of 500 indians doing cgi?

The Northman put me into a Coma, 9.5/10

Milwaukee

They shilled for it and recent Spiderman movies

I always enjoy the computer sound effect they use

in jay's defense, there's enough raimi to enjoy parts of the movie in my opinion

There's way more Raimi in it than I expected desu. The entire third act of the movie is basically one big PG-13 homage to Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness

You faggots have spent the last year bitching that RLM haven’t been reviewing popular movies and now that they’ve reviewed a popular movie, you’re bitching about that too. These threads are literally worthless.

ya suckaaaaaaa

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more like Dr. Quips and the Universe of quip madness!

Yeah I’m surprised they haven’t reviewed Northman, you’d think for all their bitching about endless sequels and shit they’d want to do what they can to support newer original movies

Holy shit mike..hahhahahahaha he hates the new batman movie

"It's a fine movie, I guess" - Jay
Mike gave a look like nah it's a good movie but didn't follow up.

Jay fell for the marvel hires cult director gimmick. what a moron.

i wish the third act was the entire movie, desu

>the movie needed more quips
>can I go now?
>I liked far from home
Why do you people listen to this boomer again?

They didn’t mention Bruce Campbell either. Now that’s weird.

Post the gif where the woman is stomping her feet on not-Mike's face and
>TO THIS

he's a jaded alcoholic just like me

by dripping you mean contained in two scenes that are spread thin over a cringe capeshit flick

nah, there are like five good ass scenes of raimi kino in this

they know no one gives a fuck about DC movies

I swear every RLM review is more rambling and alzheimery than the last, Mike starts the review saying how he's glad the movie isn't quippy and funny because that fits Spider-Man and not Doctor Strange...but by the end of the review he's complaining that he wishes it was funnier and that it was a bit too dark for him

they've rotted away almost all of their critical braincells with booze over the years

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why would I want to watch a pg-13 (read: kids movie rating) watered down version when I can just watch the Evil Dead?

Same, but Disney would never allow it so no surprises there. Still though, I thought it had enough of him to make the movie fun. Even the Illuminati sequence, which is the obligatory corporate-mandated hollow fan service moment, still ends with characters getting torn apart in goofy ways

loved it

Mike says in the review he doesn't want to watch it because of how long it is

jay's always been a simpleton

>Even the Illuminati sequence, which is the obligatory corporate-mandated hollow fan service moment, still ends with characters getting torn apart in goofy ways
i like to think that they let raimi write their death scenes

I love Redlettermedia, but I get really tired of the
"Lol, fuck MCU and comic book nerds. Fuck nerds, get a life" bits when at the same time its "I know literally everything about Star Trek and can recite it from memory, including every cast and crew member and episode name. Here's episode 846 about why new Star Trek is bad cause its not old thing." and "I know everything about sleazy gross exploitation and horror movies from 1975 that literally no one has ever heard of or cares about cause they hold cultural relevance and I am le quirky"
Is it just me?

it’s genuinely the patreon money. before they would write notes and have a consistent stance formed pre video, now they just ramble for half an hour once a week

Didn't mean to reply to

it's ok, honey :)

Not just you. They're no better than the people they chide, but they don't seem self-aware about it at all.

Let me make it simple for ya: Star Trek is a franchise for actual nerds (programmers, scientists, analysts, accountants etc.), whereas Marvel is a franchise for little babies who laugh at jokes like
>big henchman
>iron man: wow that's big

The passage of time.

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Not once did these two hacks mention Rich Evans or his big delicious Wisconsin hog

Five scenes? Wooaahh guess it really is worth my ticket then, I love sitting thru two hours of rubbish to get to 5 decent scenes that just rip off better movies. LE KINO.

hey, i never said the movie was actually good

IT'S UP? BASED. Dick is diamond bros. Gotta see what they think. I saw it last night and enjoyed it quite a bit. (Spoiler)Much darker than I expected like holy shit lol(/spoiler)