No no no no no no

>women = men
Not to my peepee it doesn't.

That's a man.

well yea arent they true?
isnt that why tv likes him cause most of the character he plays are somewhat autistic?

he's just jealous because he can't reach such levels of artistry
he' sresigned to playing himself, after all and that's the best he'll ever be able to do
such is the life of a sad sack of shit

fake lol

FAKE NEWS IT HAS TO BE FAKE NEWS

this has been debunked

toilets arent designed to be stood upon.. some of the downward force is spread out between your legs. A toilet bowl could possibly break into two or more leaving 4 to 6 possibly 8 porcelain edges to sever arteries with. Good luck standing after that fall.

sneed and autist bros....
not like this....

user, she is like 4ft 9 and 85lbs

>no no no no no no
>*beating table*
>no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO *bang* *bang* NO NO NO

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pathetic memesters of Yea Forums . . . my brothers . . .
we lost . . .

Fake Goose is a pretty smart guy

surely he's not talking about here? we love the goose
i wanna get the obama movie poster as a real poster

Fellow human beans... not like this...

I knew a guy who did this while trying to put up tiles, sliced his thigh wide open and nearly bled to death before the paramedics even managed to show up. Needed a ton of stitches.

But i'm a loser AND a virgin, Ryan Gosling. I overplayed you.

I work as a toilet cleaner and paramedic at a college and yeah people are always standing on the toilets and then cutting their legs open.

>Someone posts obviously fake article
>Retards believe it

teach me to be like you my lord

drive is about a loser who thinks his life is like a movie,thats why he acts like that
you are supposed to hate his corny ass for being so cringe

youtu.be/VM3uXu1Dq4c

I'm glad he was asked for his opinion.
That way we can shitpost on Yea Forums about it.

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Probably.

link?

His agent probably went NOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A HECKIN RACISM
Then advised him to cure racism by making that statement

The character he played in the talkie "Drive" is just like me.

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I read your horoscope it says you're a faggot.

>I AM A VERY SERIOUS ACTOR YOU STUPID INCELS,FORGET DRIVE,LARS,THE NICE GUYS AND THE UPCOMING BARBIE
>I WAS IN BLADE RUNNER AND THAT WAS A VERY SERIOUS ROLE ALRIGHT???
You're here forever,Ryan.You can't change what you are

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Hes right though. Based Goose speaking the truth

goose bros...

its over

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My brother does construction too, some nigger broke into a house they were remodelling, he was on the run for stabbing his girlfriend
my brother threw a toilet bowl cover at him but missed, the guy jumped out a window and escaped

He's a scumbag piece of shit and needs to die

lol

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>he doesn't have a shitting stool

This is how I shit and how I will always shit. If the toilet shatters and kills me, it's well worth it.

It's fake, calm down incels

my brother sliced his hand open on a broken toilet bowl drunk, there was blood everywhere and it was a mess. had to go to the ER.

But Ryan Gosling made a Ryan Gosling meme when the guy who made the Ryan Gosling doesn't want to eat cereal meme died of cancer.

Youre just joking right? He didnt really say that about me? I... xg8xd

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with incels interlinked
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someone post the one of the down syndrome retard doing this

haha yeah...

He was talking about that gay ass hungry Ryan Gosling shit from years ago.

>IT'S FAKE BECAUSE, IT JUST IS OKAY?!?
holy cope

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INCELS INTERLINKED

Holy shit how long did it take him to figure that one out?
That's literally the entire goddamned point of any meme involving him

I shit like this.

Who doesn't?

At least I didnt marry an ugly mutt bitch 10 years my senior who gave me nothing but 2 mutt down syndrome daughters

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