ITT: Male characters that are “Literally Me”

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Oh nice you're a youth that joined the army and rose to the highest circles of society and lost it all?

NTA but I'm not a crippled POW psycho, yet he is Literally Me.

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No, I just feel sad and unfulfilled

based Solomon

>my step-son blew my leg off

Damn that's rough fr fr, da pussy worth it do

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is that tom cruise?

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Ive fallen so far into NEETdom and inactivity that there are literally no characters that I can say are definitively me.

I did everything I was supposed to. I became outdated and obsolete. And now pop culture and the corporate media tell me I’m the bad guy.

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Same.

Barry had a decent life all things considered

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Great film

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Jesus it just keeps getting worse.

i havent seen Blade but right off the cuff im not that fat. ill have to watch it and get back to you

yeah its the best documentary on life in rural Cambridgeshire i have ever seen
youtube.com/watch?v=bvHc5KYwRO0

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Here's how I know you're gay in that buttfucking dudes kind of way.

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I wish I was half as likeable and genuine as this guy

Satou Tatsuhiro

Minus the powers. And intelligence. And girlfriend. And friends. And... Well I guess he's not really me then.

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I'm not nearly retarded enough to fuck myself financially and get myself shot by my step-son.

The only one I can relate to, scrawny, dependable and greasy as fuck.

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Everything in your life can be traced back to wanting to fuck your horny ass cousin?

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this is me

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You beat me to it

>23 years old
>has his own apartment
Yeah, thats little baby stuff. Try being 26, unemployed and living at home

real shit twin

Can somebody help me remember a movie? I remember it had a soft-spoken oerweight fat guy in a kimino who was used as an advisor for something (maybe in a cop film?). I wanted to post him, but I can't remember what he's from for the life of me.

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Good god. Poor bastard. That's the type of thing that would still haunt you decades later.

only thing I can think of is demolition man