Prophet Muhammad film by Robert Eggers

>caring what literal subhumans that mulitate children think
gonna be a yikes from me dawg

What Jesus is according to:

>Christians
LITERALLY GOD
>Muslims
Not God, just a prophet
>Jews
Canceled

Literally no muslim actually believes this dumbass

I depict him as a flaming gay dude

Yeah but they like to pretend western jesus is not the same jesus, theirs doesn't walk on water nor can he turn water into wine, but he can resurrect the dead for some reason

how very tempting, exclusively released only in sweden on every bus stop advertisement screen.

I'm sure you know plenty of Muslims who can back you up on this

Wait until they realize the Gospel is truth and that Christ indeed died for their sins, rose again from the dead, ascended into heaven, and will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead

t.pedantic f*ggot

A film about the early arab conquests in the style of apocalypto (i.e. native languages only with subtitles and mostly unknown actors) would be pure kino, too bad about the inevitable apocalyptic chimpout that would result

Good talk user, God bless. I will pray for you. Christ is King.

ex muslim here, no you cannot depicat prophets, that goes for noah, moses, jesus etc

I dare a hollywood company to do it.
if they do,
I bet 100k that the companies hq building blows up that very week.

>What Jesus is according to:
>66 separate books
>penned by 40 individual authors
>over 1000s of years
>as an integrated message which, every subtlety, detail, number, placename is there by design

FTFY
>inb4 you end up in hell where sin belongs because an illiterate troglodyte went ACKSHUALLY 600 years later after God said it is finished and you were too stupid to not fall for it

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>>Christians
>LITERALLY GOD
isnt this a protestant church thing?

Feel free to do it with your name and picture attached, we'll see how long your bravado lasts

Muslims are based, they have bullshit rules and follow through on their threats. Imagine if cuckservatives had that kind of conviction.

who let the christcuck in?

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why do you think demonrats love muslims?

This is why they’d never. Less out of fear for the bombing, more because it’d shine a light on the reality of what these people are truly like when compromised media corporations aren’t running PR for them/globo.

kegno

they didn't have access to the internet yet

get bent faggot

Would be kino but Muslims would go nuts and probably put out a fatwa on Eggers, Dafoe and anybody else involved in the movie. Would probably also have a bunch of random terror attacks as revenge for it.

>Muslims are based
t. never have been near them for more than 1 hour
I literally grew up around them. They are insidious,liars and manipulators
cracks me up when their virtue signaling month come up and they all act like saints
I have never been betrayed in my entire life, except once by childhood friends, that I literally invited sleeping at my home, and slept at their house. Guess their religion
They literally been brainwashed since kids that non muslims are literal insects, this is how you feel around them, they make you feel inferior

>Jesus at home:

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true

Christian site.

Cast Aisha

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Hollywood seems to be fine with pedophiles so I bet they can make that movie

You faggots know that the your gay country (USA) would never allow a piece of media depicting mahoma in any way (again). Inshallah and cope, cowards.

>I dare a hollywood company to do it.
kek

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>your gay country (USA)
wrong

>be user
>seething hatred of muslims
>because of a bad sleepover with a muslim kid

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>ITT /pol/tards are chums with the fucking Hollywood of all things, just to "epically own" the muslims
You don't have to make up imaginary allies all the time, just switch to a less contrarian ideology and you can have the real ones.

From the thumbnail I thought that it was patrick star

did you even watch this movie dumfuk?

>because of a bad sleepover with a muslim kid
4channeler reading comprehension

Christianity is a faggot religion as well
Imagine thinking the Bible is historical facts LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Kill yourself retard

Yeah, all these gay boards are really christian

>They are insidious,liars and manipulators
Islam basically teaches it's followers that lying, using people, treachery, and underhanded behavior, are absolutely ok and even encouraged when dealing with non-muslims.

They will be nice to your face but then stab you in the back when you aren't looking.

Islam in general is also a "face" culture, in which the outward appearance of morality matters more than the actual fact of moral actions. Christianity is basically alone in the world as a guilt or shame based society where the actions of morality matter more than the face you present to the world. It's an interesting dynamic but once you understand the difference in mentality the differences between Euros and everyone else make much more sense.

Quran already owns itself, doesn't need Pedowood ironically

>Christianity is basically alone in the world as a guilt or shame based society
Holy fuck you are living in a bubble lol

Do I have to? i remember one from the 70s or 60s that it was a first person shooter alike, I suppose it is that one, and it is dumbfuck you inbreed goatfucker.

>t.knows nothing about islam
I guess you just like making shit up on the internet huh?

>They will be nice to your face but then stab you in the back when you aren't looking.
exactly what happened to me kek

>I'm something of a goat fucker myself

Certain kinds of Christianity (Catholics for example) kind of veer into Face territory because of local cultural influence (Med countries are often Face societies). But overwhelmingly Christianity is a guilt/shame based religion, where adherents are cursed with Original Sin and must act in accordance with the Will of God (moral actions) in order to transcend their guilt.

Nice taqiyyah Muhammad.

>b-but some perpetually pissed off people might get upset!

ITT: a samefag with islam rent-free in his head

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Well, Christians ARE proto-SJWs who tried to stick their holier-than-thou nose in every corner of one's life. It funny how it's lost knowledge for all the weird kids today roleplaying Internet crusaders.
I'm so happy to see the current state of Christianity I actually experience pure joy every time I think about it. Can't tell anybody what to do or censor now, can you? Fucking janny religion for the lowest of human scum, fuck them all.

honestly the quran seems way more interesting lorewise than the bible and torah, there's definitely some untapped kino material in there

Sage all gay boards. Bring them down.