This man standing to my right is called Black Bolt

>This man standing to my right is called Black Bolt
>He will kill you just by saying one word unless you cover his mouth with something in which case he will just die
>so like don't do that otherwise we will lose
>now stand down

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Captain Marvel can be distracted with Nike sneakers. Cap Bong can be distracted with brexit shitposting
I can be distracted with booba

>*slowly reaches out to her*
Smartest man in the universe btw.

he wanted to cop a feel before death

obviously not. tony wouldve never pulled shit like that.

instantly shoots explosions and would initiate retreat and tell everyone to stick to a new plan, once quickly analysed her powers.

Stays silent like a monk the whole time knowing he is a weapon of mass destruction. The very instant his mouth is shut, he speaks.

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How come mr fantastic was turned into noodles but captain boobs and the other one weren't.

I shan't be watching the Blackbolt movie. I'm sorry comic readers but I don't watch jobbers.

sam raimi

he is willing to sacifice viewers apprehension for the sake of impressive short and kino horror directing.

if this was the russos, once wanda removed black bolts mouth, shit wouldve went down.
with raimi, he does whatever looks cool, and only focuses on emotional story beats and satisfying arcs.

>Oh no the powerful Witch killed one the guy who was supposed to obliterate her by erasing his mouth out of nowhere
>Go my stretchy arms, moving in a relatively slow speed, wrap around her!

Invincible did it better

Captain Marvel is a fucking sociopath. She doesn't even react to the shit happening and just watches as Mr F. Gets slowly disintegrated. What the fuck

You know what's really fucking annoying anout it? He doesn't even have to speak to use his power. He could just hum.

This wypipo be crazy

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>btw, don't cover it with just skin, hi basically shouts nukes, and because that's his power since he was a toddler his body is immune to it, so don't go modifying also his body so his power can now magically affect him, ok?
>oh, and I forgot also tone down his power, because if by some chance he panicks and even utters a word he would turn us and 1000 miles around into dust, including yourself

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>nose is conected to the mouth cavity, same as ears and eyes in less degree
>sound somehow escapes through his dome rather than nose which is the path of less resistance
what?

Tony stark is the biggest mary sue in the MCU

>can remove someone's mouth
>can fertilize her own eggs
lmao

I dont get it. If wanda can manipulate reality like legion, why does she need to shot useless red plasma balls everywhere

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Ugly disgusting nigger.
Pic related is the only hot black women in marvel universe

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it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit

because unlike everyone else he has a functioning human brain, which makes him a genius by capeshit standards

THIS IS MY NIGGA AIGHT, Y'ALL DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH THIS MO FUCKER

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>Cyclops is the leader of the Xmen, he can't see and he can shoot lazers out of his eyes
>Blackbolt is the leader of the Inhumans, he can't speak and he shouts destructive waves out of his mouth
Wait, hold up. How slow am I? I just realized this, it took me three days to make this connection. They both even have redhead girlfriends.

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What word could he say that would upset anyone that bad?

>WE HEA

Why do the chicks just stand there as black voice guy and stretch Armstrong get killed ?

>Someone finally has all of them
fucking finally

This is the real reason.

He can see? His power issue is from brain damage/trauma otherwise he'd have full control like havok

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>Cyclops is the leader of the Xmen, he can't see
He's not blind

I thought his beams meant he couldn't see shit without wearing his glasses/visor?

How?

Wanda - collectively you are strong enough to beat me, IF you attacked all at once. Heck , MS MARVEL could just about beat me by herself.
So in order for me to win I need the rest of you to stand by idly while I fight and kill you all one at a time. Ok ? Got it ?
Good, lets get started

I'm gonna miss this smug lil nibba like you can't believe

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She can do both magic and manipulate reality.

Kek I know. It was kind of kino.

This plays out so insepidly I cant believe Sam raimi directed it.

makes sense desu
it was either that or she wasn't powered up properly when the statue fell on her

Why does he need a super suit if all he does is yell

I’d kill for Inhumans to get a second chance with an actual budget and some competent direction.

He's got other powers too (flight, super strength, etc) , that's just his strongest attack.

Well, if you're looking for the official answer, he's wearing Regal Inhuman clothes. Unofficial answer is he' was created in the 60s.

>why isn't he naked?

Wanda and Omni-man have different powers

why BB tried to talk after getting his mouth shut? is he stupid?
I thought the whole Illuminati concept was to gather the most intelligent beings in the planet

since his wife doesn't want to be involved in capeshit, this was Jim only appearance in the MCU, right?

cute

he sees all in red but he can see