UH MEN BROS!?

that disarm is so fucking kino

>real techniques
>opponent just stands perfectly still while you do your thing

Chuds in 99% of threads:
>Why is Hollywood trying to convince us that there are strong women?? Women can never physically harm a man!
Chuds in Amber Heard threads:
>Nooo she beat up my heckin junkerino, my poor little yagman is a victim of female violence!!!

>NO CAPES

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They don't think it be like it is but it do

boy bros...we got too cocky...

imagine winding up for a swing then chopping thin air and dying

>real movements against a guys chopping at the air
lol

More like ASHA'MEN

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capesouls BTFO

what is this from

Damn. The moment she grabbed hold of his cape he was fucked.

>HEMA LARPers

Dear lord you faggots are somehow even more embarrassing than the theatrical LARPers.

You mean the moment he decided to fight A WOMAN without the full force of the patriarchy behind him and on top of her, literally raping her as she beats him, but only ugly patriarchs ofc, the hot ones are OK.

>gf keeps saying she thinks she can take me on
>she's a full 6" shorter than me and 70lbs lighter
>the urge to grab her by the shoulders and throw her head right through the wall gets stronger every time she says that

Man, I miss hema. It's the most fun I've had in years and makes hollywood action seem like playground shit
>having a halberd duel with my buddy
>one handing for longer reach swinging
>catch, pull and push away the edge of his halberd with mine (no homo)
>quickly swing upwards near his grip and disarm him
Halberd chads wya?

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>0:7
holy kino

A newbie will get surprised and be like a deer against headlights.

what

>swing once and the enemy just stands there waiting
lol
yeah, they don't use them because they look like fucking shit

Now I know what to do next time I fight a guy with a cape.

>my superior technique only works against people not doing anything

Know what works even better, me stabbing you while you set up your hidden master blade move +2, or I'll just step back and watch you fall over your own feet because HEMA kiddies have not spent five minutes practicing footwork in their whole life

Is that from the new lord of the rings

sauce?
I want to see more shit like this

youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

This scene is the perfect soiboy litmus test. Even some of the people who knew the adaptation was dogshit were sucking off this scene and it perfectly reveals the mouthbreathers who are easily fooled by muh action.

HEMAfaggory is a mental disease. Kill yourself.

>could have went in for a stab
>could have swung way early
>he actually doesn't even swing but tries to just what looks like punch her instead but then the arm deviation from her face because of the retarded choreography

Because the fight would be over in a matter of seconds then and they need that shit to drag on for a long period of time.

Not to mention that because of the sheer weight difference she would've been the one that gets yanked back.

>bringing a sword to a spearfight

How much yasqueenery will we get in s2?

>wearing a cape
Serve him right.

You realize they're just demonstrating a technique for a video? It's a full contact martial art when they fight in armor.

is this wheel of time?

Checked. And yes. Probably the worst adaptation I've ever seen, and that includes Shannara

HEMA "full contact" fighting is a total clownshow prioritizing visible instead of effective hits because they refuse to use electric gear for proper scoring. It's so fucking hilarious, they're all tards who have NO FOOTWORK and zero defense against hand hits.

Game of Thrones

>beating up some near-comatose junkie is a display of strength
fuck off, roast

Who

We all know how it turns out in real life...

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My problem is he swings it vertically, wtf

S-she's fast!

>straight fight
>bullied hippie husband

Johnny just doesn't want to hit a woman. He has a heart of gold.

:'( noo bby

>woman grabs man twice her size, does a backflip while throwing him, and stabs him through the skull with a spear
>woman throws a vodka bottle at a drug-filled man and it cuts off the end of his finger
Don't straw man chuds so insanely hard and maybe they will learn to stop hating.

kek

Amazon’s Wheel of Time

>all that armour
>chin is entirely uncovered
Really though? Were they that concerned about their fucking beards lmao

Scoring? They keep score by whoever knocks down his opponent first because that's literally how you would kill a fully armored opponent back in the day - knock him down and then use a dagger to stab through a weak spot. They just skip the last part where you actually kill the other guy.