Imagine the embarrassment having to wear this

Well he works out to look good from the waist up in movies, you can sort of excuse him for this

He went from looking like a cuck to roiding himself into a premature death. I hope he thinks it's worth the money.

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OP sounds incredibly insecure, enough to be embarrassed because of what other people are wearing

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>roiding himself into a premature death
That only happens to broke faggots injecting pig insulin, SARS bought with mommy's credit card and whatever they can get their hands on without any supervision. Pretty sure Hollywood actors get top of the shelf stuff with a team of medical pros.

both of their faces look deformed

The compounds are the same so even pharmaceutical grade anabolic steroids will give you the same side effects as homebrewed testosterone because you're using the same hormones. Testosterone is easy to make for anyone with good knowledge of chemistry.

Hershlag looks slathered in makeup to hide her age

OP BTFO

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>both of their faces look deformed

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literal semite norse god
they won
for now

Reminder to all BOGGED posters that Chris Hemsworth's BOGGING is a result of taking hgh and roids to get jacked, not plastic surgery.

They literally restart the growth of your skull bones resulting in a cartoonishly caveman appearance.

His hat size has probably grown more than Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds together.

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Imagine having to shill Disney right now.
Like you've just got to post this knowing it won't work, but hoping anyway that the "controversy" will spark enough discussion that normies will think the movie matters. In reality of course the only thing they're going to here is
>looks like shit, female Thor was always dumb and Hershlag is like a million years old at this point.
But you've got to post something, and this is the best you've got.

Could be worse. You could be one of the poor cunts shilling the Ukraine war on /k/. Those dumb motherfuckers are shilling their way to a noose.

>people still don't understand that post-production fixes shitty costumes

> Verily I was travelling through a great city of Chicago and came across this den of dark lycanthropes raising merriment in what they referred to as a fur festival. For the protection of Midgard and the honor of Asgard, I slew them all. You're welcome.

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curse my fucking gay forehead slope
I hop I never go bald

Lol they made him wear boob armor

>boob armor
It's called breastplate, retard.

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His breast plate has more indentation that Hershlag's

When you're a tranny or a fag you do whatever you want.

OP's anus has just been annihilated.

He has bigger boobs so what

Thor looked best in Thor 1 and fully powered in Endgame. Anything other than that is abomination.

Lmao

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i don't know why they make them so over designed? is it just to sell toys? surely they could make a new suit for each film but keep it more simple these have all just been so shit, same with iron mans his only good suit was ironman 1s then it just got fucking ugly and shit over desgined crap

>i don't know why they make them so over designed? is it just to sell toys?
I think you're onto something here user.

couldnt they do that but without making them look like utter shit? or is the mentality of "who cares what it looks like it will sell regardless"

Thor's looks fucking cool and Portman's suit is literally perfect

Why get this flustered about capeshit in the first place? If it bothers you this much, apply for a job at marvel studios and show them your sketches. Make a difference, user.

One day it really just dawned on me that this is for children. Its like I woke up from a dream or was unplugged from the matrix.

They are paid millions to dress like clowns out of a porn parody.
It's the audience that should feel embarassed.

Oh look its the “money buys happiness” argument again.

>Oh look its the “money buys happiness” argument again.
It does

No one is speaking about happiness here, we're talking about jobs. And by the look of it, you can't comment on either.

t. Poorfag

The point is that they designed a female armor that will minimize her boobs while his chest comes out. This is Disney for you. It's all about inversion. That is because they serve Satan. In Endgame, Thor resigns and says Asgard needs a king, and give the title to Tessa Thomson...

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>The point is that they designed a female armor that will minimize her boobs while his chest comes out
Portman's books have never looked as big as they do here though

Money doesn't buy happiness, but the OP's argument is that they should be embarrassed for dressing like that. But if you're getting paid $20 million and got hundreds of millions of fans worldwide to just wear a goofy costume and have fun on set, why would you be embarrassed?

>getting paid somehow makes it less embarrassing

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Because the career you picked was "actor", and not clown

Well, yeah. That's how jobs work.

People on the internet do way more embarrassing shit for way less money.

Actors are clowns most of the time. Not every job is playing Henry IV. You go around life being a clown for free.

It looks cool though

You are literally the wallstreet cunts on the train in Joker

Incredible how a little test and hgh transformed his facial bone structure. I should start roiding lol

Playing Henry IV involves goofy costumes too anyway. Actor isn't a good profession if you aren't comfortable with some amount of ridicule.

Based on behind the scenes footage, I think he actually enjoys wearing the suit.

I would too.

Getting paid that much,becoming that big a part of a pop culture phenomenon, and having that many fans does, actually. Embarrassment is pretty much all based on how you're viewed by others. Dressing like that has gotten Chris Hemsworth universal good favor, international fans, selected as one of the "Sexiest Man Alive". These are objective facts when considering whether a dude would be embarrassed, not whether some rando on a Mongolian basket weaving forum thinks he should or not.

It does look incredibly childish. They could have picked any historically accurate viking armor, and flashed it up 10-15% and it would have looked awesome. This just looks like a cheap toy armor.

Chud status:
BROKEN

You're not the leading man of any story, despite with mommy might tell you, you sad, pathetic cunt.

You can become one pretty quick with a gun

Lmao OP rekt again

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It's capeshit user. Trying to make it mature and "accurate" is embarrassing, it's like adults who collect toys but insist they'd never play with them. Bitch you still like toys.

I dont get it. Where did OP say how he dresses? The fact that they're getting paid money to do it doesn't make it look any less silly

Based and truthpilled, OP sploink'd

Shouldn't you be in school right now

I was making a joke because the user said OP was dressed like a clown. The fuck is wrong with you
have sex

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Stop pretending you don't wear fedoras and suspenders to class, bozo.