DUNC

oh I'm sorry, this is vibrant am i rite

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So boring and lifeless. Even a 500 year old painting has more character than this garbage

Dreams are messages from the deep.

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Midwits BTFO
This is "serious cinema" for idiots who watch Rick & Morty unironically

That's because in Lynch's Dune most lines are literally taken out of the book, while in nuDune they are simplified and quippified so that zoomers are able to understand.

Das rite

WE HAVE JUST FOLDED SPACE FROM IX

Checked and BBBUURRRRUUUMMM

>while in nuDune they are simplified and quippified
Name some examples.

Haven't seen it and never will
There's literally nothing wrong with Lynch's dune other than not being Jodorowsky's dune but that was never gonna happen in a million years (excluding some Coppola situation where Jodorowsky sells his house and his son's kidneys to fund the film)

ITT: Pseuds.

>Lynch Dune had shit pacing
as if this one doesn't
the movie basically just sets up the premise then it ends

>Smile, Gurney...
>I am le smiling >:(

>Look at you? Put on some muscle?
>I did?
>No xD

It's just another generic gay post-Millenial movie that doesn't understand its own source material, has nothing to say and relies on Le Cinematography (overabundance of lingering establishing shots) in place of actually effective storytelling.

Bravo, Villanova

>There's literally nothing wrong with Lynch's dune
cmon now lmao

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This and the mutant spider thing are the only scenes that stood out for me. Every actor looked bored and tired, every shot is sterile and bland, the music is just generic Zimmer. Garbage movie

THE TOOTH
THE TOOTH

nobody claimed that you color blind retard

See

This is what cinema used to be before hacks like Villenueve came and ruined it
Deal with it, plebbit

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SOVL
Soulless

>cinema used to shit on source material with garbage studio mandated hollywood happy endings which have no connection to the source material whatsoever
huh

It has basically no substance. Nothing happens.

This is now Mommy thread

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>vibrant
did you post the wrong pic, user?

What counts as "something happening" to you? Constant splosions and magic neon green bright magic powers?

>cast a 36 year old actress to play the mom of a 26 year old

Big mistake. They looked like brother and sister

that's why it's called Dune Part One

>36 year old actress
she's nearly 39

The explosions and magic shields (and bizarre cgi power rangers dream) were the least engaging parts of this movie. I wanted more interesting characters interacting in the weirdo alien worlds of the far future. Unfortunately we got zero interesting characters and only one weirdo alien world with the sardaukar scene that was over too quickly.

I’m going to ignore all the gay bitching going on this thread by pseudo intellectual contrarians who have a grudge against world building and instead post best character.
My favorite line from the film is when Gurney describes the Harkonnens.
He says “they’re BRRRRUTAL” in such a unique way and now anytime I say or hear the word brutal I instantly think of that scene.

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See

>Smile, Gurney...
>I am le smiling >:(
Isn't that from Black Dynamite?

Spice Diver edit > DUNC > Lynch Dune

She can control her aging process at a cellular level.

pure fucking kino

This is some Naruto level writing

KENOBI'D

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See: my asshole. The film won the most awards this year for a reason, it’s not because of the political epic story about factions fighting over not-oil, it’s because the sound, shot framing, and editing are superb.
If you wanted to post a genuine criticism, you should have posted something about the visions of Chani.
This guy said “5 quotes from the movie” and I was waiting for someone to post “Paul…” 5 times from all the visions but no one did because no one actually watched the movie.

For the lack of a better word the Dune series has a bunch of sex witches who are able to pretty much completely control men with sex techniques and also do weird body stuff like the aging thing or choosing sex of the baby.

It appears that Herbert was a coomer of the deranged variety.

Ok chud

hollywood's apex was when they didn't adapt shit from other media in fact other media was created due movie's success
quit this trash trend

It's well known Herbert wrote the last coupla books all with his dick in his hand

Instead of "Jihad" like in the books, they used "Holy war"

>contrarian Yea Forums pretends to like Lynch's Dune to seeth about DUNC
>contrarian Yea Forums pretends to like Batman Forever to seethe about The Batman

What's next for the midwits of Yea Forums and what's their next big L?

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couldnt appreciate the film just because of the mutt girl

See

she has like 5 minutes total screentime

the entire movie is about the soÿ fucking MC finding the mutt

>soÿ fucking MC
That's Paul from the book 1:1.

>"the thing you like is... LE REDDIT!!!!!!"

sure showed me

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The worst mainstream movie of 2021. Id rather watch matrix 4 again.

It's not soulless you're just a faggot