I WAS KILLED SO NOW IM GONNA KILL HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE BECAUSE I WAS SO HECKIN MAD WHEN I DIED

japanese men’s penises are like 4 inches on average. genuinely imagine that. you could fuck 5 men a night and not be satisfied, never mind the fact japanese men simply aren’t attractive. it’s an island of manlet tiny dick uggos. they must go their entire lives not to ever feeling a cock genuinely fill them like god intended and wandering around like a ravenous vampire forever fucking cocks and men that just can’t do the job. it’s so fucking sad

How exactly?

The books are even dumber

What a jerk.

can a fat alcoholic gaijin be a gigachad in japan?

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I’m not so sure it’s really “her” anymore. The actual woman is dead, it’s just fear and anger and pain that’s left.

there's a reason they're called vengeful ghosts

The original Ju on The Grudge is good but the lighting is really wack. The whole movie is lit up like a family sitcom.

Is there any reason to watch juon the curse 1 and 2 because I thought juon the grudge 1 and 2 were the first in the series and now I'm pissed because it looks like I have to go backwards and watch those two now.

do people actually enjoy sleeping face to face like this? feeling breathing on my face is highly aggravating, not to mention even if you brushed your teeth before bed your breath is always going to be on the bad side of neutral. surely i'm not the only one?

>WOAH DID YOU JUST STEP WITHIN A MILE OF MY HOUSE? CURSED CURSED CURSED I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BECAUSE....I JUST WILL OK???

No. Asians hate fat people. Loose some weight and you're golden, though.

I'm sure that normally they would be spooning but the woman is clearly uncomfortable facing their "guest."

No I totally agree. In fact I don’t even like being that near my wife, people are just sort of gross and smelly, I don’t even kiss her without grimacing. Not that she’s unattractive, just that I don’t like the wetness and feeling of it. I actually make her sleep in a separate bed in another room so I don’t have to hear her breathing

this happened to me once

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this
people are gross fucks shedding skin fluids and hairs constantly and releasing gases and bad smells and sounds from thier disgusting bodies

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nooo don't kill me haha

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>I actually make her sleep in a separate bed in another room so I don’t have to hear her breathing
there's also the issue that if i were to allow mine to face me while we were going to sleep like this, her breath would smell like my cum. if i were to willingly smell that i may as well just start eating my own cum too, and i'm not a fag so this would be a problem. you understand?

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>ywn be visited by a ghost girl ready to make you her next victim
>ywn surprise her by being welcoming instead of fearful
>ywn have a little ghost friend that visits you from your TV from time to time
>ywn feel little pokes in your pocket from your phone when she’s lonely and wants you home
>ywn slowly teach her how to speak again, helping her through as she struggles between her AA-AAA-AAAs
>ywn hear her say her first real words to you “g-g-gi-AAA-girlfriend?”
>ywn give her a big hug and accept
>ywn come home to a clean room with her on your bed smiling
>ywn see her wave at you from the corner of your eye at the local best buy display TV
>ywn brush the hair out of her eyes and tell her she’s pretty
>ywn kiss her and feel her unnaturally cold breath tickle you
>ywn buy her a new outfit and she cries tears of joy
>ywn get a ghost blowjob with absolutely zero gag reflex
>ywn explore her body delicately, running your fingers gently over her scars as she gets used to being loved
>ywn pop her ghost cherry and have sweet, passionate lovemaking
>ywn get free ghostjobs through your phone in the bathroom when you’re out and about
>ywn surprise her with cute accessories on her 148th birthday
>ywn cuddle and watch the exorcist together while she laughs at all the scary parts
>ywn propose after a steady year long relationship with the ghost girl
>ywn see her tears of happiness as your love allows her to cross on to the other side and rest in peace
>ywn visit her worn grave and put the ring on it, crying tears of acceptance
>ywn die of old age, knowing in your final breath that your ghost girl is right around the corner, waiting for you

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Tyrone has no problem kissing or sleeping next to your wife and that's why she appreciates him.

hope she sees this bro

very true. I also make her sleep on a disposable plastic sheet which I make her carry around to deploy if she wants to sit down anywhere etc, her clothes are burned after a week and new ones are bought (I choose and buy them for her). As well as her showering 9 times a day all these measures are to prevent my house or possessions from smelling like her thus making me a cuck not in control of my own home

His name is vegeta not tyrone

Why are you showing your wife posts on a Formosan fingerprinting forum?

You gotta take that next step dude. Constantly hazmat suit wearing and decontamination pods outside every doorway. Can't take any chances.

Shutter (2004)

nice work king. i certainly hope you're not wasting money on her clothing budget, there's really no point as she's not allowed to leave the house, much less go anywhere that has a dress code. just do what i do and bulk buy k-mart sweat suits and cut holes in them for her tits. i dont want her staining my couch with her holes though so i don't cut holes in the sweatpants.

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Is this Kairo? FUCK this woman. I'll never forget this fucking scene with some high pitched scream making me nearly shit my pants when i was reading something

Holy fucking zoom

I just bulk buy rejected materials from the cloth dying factory a few miles from my house that they throw out. I then hand her my design specifications to have her fashion them into an appropriately sized burka to wear for the week. All of her free roam allowed areas of the home have had their windows made barely translucent like those bathroom ones and any sources of depictions from the outside world (television, radio, etc) are banned in these areas. On our romantic movie night I will allow her to watch from my selection of films, although I usually override her choice and just play master and commander again

>spending money on frosted glass
just tape newspaper over it fren. your movie nights sound comfy. for me, it's rewatching brawl in cell block 99 then telling my girl that vince vaughn isn't going to save her from me.

Record a few episodes of The Simpsons, golden era episodes, over her VHS tape.
Cheer up.

kek

I know, right? I know EXACTLY how you feel. Ghosts are dumb. I wanna punch them every single time! I just hate the idea of these retards clinging to our world so much. They're filthy. They're like cockroaches. Say NO to ghosts.
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THEM IN THE FACE so they learn they're getting NO respect here. Time to move on, JACKASS.

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I look like this and I say this

I mean, just look at this motherfucker. All high and mighty and why? Because he FUCKING DIED?
Don't make me laugh. First of all, i'm still alive, so this makes me superior to you by default. I didn't got myself killed so far, which means i'm objectively better at life than you.
And now you're trying to be all scary and shit, but you know what? Before dying you were just a kid pissing his fucking bed and eating dirty in the garden like a retard. Can you explain me how the hell kicking the bucket puts YOU above me? I have a fucking degree. I've been in places you don't even know about. I've been with many BEAUTIFUL girls while i'm pretty sure you don't even know about masturbation yet.
And now you expect me to RUN from you? A existance to pathetic, it can't even realize it's dead? Don't make me laugh you little shit. You're going DOWN! I'm gonna plant my five fingers in your punchable face. Let's see you handle that.

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She’s looks like a frog.

there was some chainpost on myspace 15 years ago like this

A existance so pathetic*

Banishment spells.

Why is mutt law in full effect during these hours?

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Ghost women owe me s̵̢̠̬̩̳̖̩̙̮̝̰̥̙͙͗̆͆̓́̓̀́̉͋̈́̋̈́͛͘͜ȩ̵̧̯̠͔͈͙̝̥̗͈̳̮͐̓́͛̑͗̇̃̇̈́͐̿ͅx̴̨̭̌͑̈́̿̑̚͘͜

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Pretty interesting concept. Somebody ought to make a movie based on it.

Lmao wtf man

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Wow, you're an ass

What woman goes to bed with cum in her mouth? Who are you shagging?

Dosent look so tough. Whats her ability. Can i just grapple her and tie her up ?

She lovecraftian anyone who sees her goes insane

This. Japan needs BBC.