Neex Edition
/trek/
Lucas Wright
Oliver Bailey
What's their endgame?
Juan James
tfw postin hapi neex =^_^=
Austin Harris
I want to milk her
Jordan Barnes
These are not allowed here!
Landon Powell
I want her to milk me.
Julian Myers
whos up to lick a frog?
Josiah Ward
Did anyone else want to cave in Neelix's head whenever he was on screen, or was that just me?
Kevin Wright
>go to youtube
>enter 'star trek before:2010' into search bar
>
>comfy
Julian Sanchez
He was the best Voyager character.
Nicholas Carter
>all those day-to-day shill threads for SNW
Why is this shit even happening? Why would anyone want to shill NuTrek on Yea Forums of all places?
Easton Foster
>Why would anyone want to shill NuTrek on Yea Forums of all places?
CBS/Paramount marketing team. They are regulars here.
Dominic Smith
>tfw almost finished all of Voyager
Never watched any Star trek before. Decided to watch it on a whim. It's been a comfy ride.
Jason Richardson
>They are regulars here
I want them to remaster Voyager. I'd torrent the rips. Thanks
Alexander Russell
Perhaps anons just like Strange New Worlds.
Lincoln Parker
junk? This thing did the ketracel white-run from Cardassia to Bajor in less than 4 light years.
Gabriel Stewart
I mean, yeah, maybe. But why? Even if some people from Yea Forums will get memed into watching NuTrek, they'll just pirate it anyway. And then they'll tell 10 other people how shitty it is. This is like the opposite of what shilling is supposed to be.
Dominic Thomas
>Perhaps anons just like Strange New Worlds.
Nice cover. But even though there may be some who are liking SNW so far it's still nutrek at the end of the day. Normally /trek/ threads have many posters that seem to follow a script and it's really obvious compared to other threads. And then you have pic related who is definitely here. He is making videos trying to explain why many of us don't like nutrek, saying it's because of autism instead of poor writing.
Bentley Johnson
I miss the real Neelixfag
Jaxon Brown
>This is like the opposite of what shilling is supposed to be.
And yet they are here. You're right, they are memeing people into watching nutrek. Looks like SNW is a trojan horse.
Justin Sanchez
You mean, like they have done since the first season of STD?
Cooper Flores
I got memed into watching it. It was fucking awful and made me hate Trek more than I did before I watched it. I’m not sure their plan is working.
Matthew Reed
Even though there are many organic SNW threads, a lot of anons still prefer /trek/.
Hudson Gomez
>many organic SNW threads
Doubt.
Ryan Thomas
well, I'm sold, I saw the memes and I just had to check out this brand new show. it looks snazzy and popping! its got that wow factor, you know? sexy and cool, something for the kids, but for adults who still love the show. It looks great. And Kurtzman really understands star trek. I give this, a pizza rating of, 7/10 slices. Check it out!
Blake Parker
Jaxon Morgan
I'd say it looks like the least bad NuTrek so far, but the Kurtzman factor will probably go full retard soon enough. Seeing NuUhura alone makes me physically ill.
Come to think of it, the Kurtzman factor was already clearly visible.
>Pike and crew dress up like ayys to enter the building
>later on he just gets beamed there anyway
>two rather aggressive factions on a brink of civil war
>they don't give a fuck about some alien intruder just teleporting there
>he gives them a 2 minute pep talk and shows an equivalent of 23rd century PowerPoint presentation
>including the laughable current year footage
>ayys somehow believe everything he's saying and become peaceful
If it wasn't for Pike's charisma, this shit would be STD tier. Now it's STD+ tier. That's barely a progress.
Hunter Lopez
Yes, I'm replying to myself
Nathaniel Bell
>What do you do?
>Oh, I make pretend kids' drawings for tv shows.
Zachary Morris
dream job
Colton King
Daniel Hughes
do you guys prefer when the guests are actually nice like they seem or when they turn out to be bad guys?
i like when theyre actually nice.
Christian Sanchez
huh
Juan Clark
My autism is different than yours.
John Taylor
Grayson Roberts
often when they have a guest they introduce the character as a good guy. usually he is revealed to be the bad guy. i like when hes actually a good guy.
Chase Miller
Watched first couple of minutes of STD and turned it off. Never looked back. I tolerated Picard, some of it is okay. Season 2 was predictable after the first couple of episodes. SNW is weird. They clearly want to push forward and go all in with propaganda but at the same time want to realign the show to resemble TOS. It's poor writing all round and especially the cast is mostly unlikable, this is the key issue in my opinion. Anson Mount and Santiago Cabrera have been great on their own.
Jack Bennett
>I tolerated Picard
How? SPIC is even worse than STD
Ethan Scott
He hasn't actually seen those shows.
Oliver Flores
>How? SPIC is even worse than STD
I never watched STD so I wouldn't know. I just wanted a bit more 24th century trek. I also noticed that if the show was rearranged to be about Rios and his crew (possibly on the enterprise) it would have been much better.
Jaxon King
Whatever...I'm off to qwarks for a drink
Aaron Evans
Trekpu doesn't smoke or drink.
Joshua Taylor
can you try again in English?
Dylan Campbell
Not him and I hate both these shitshows anyway. But, if we really want to dissect...
>STD - S1 and S2 were really bad (the only KINDA good parts of S2 unironically included Pike), S3 and S4 were somehow even worse and dragged forever (for what it's worth, S1 and S2 weren't that boring at least)
>SPIC - S1 is shit, S2 never-ending pants-on-head retarded shitshow that looks like a cross between Samurai Cop's lack of film-making skills and David Lynch's disjoined dream-like narration (if Lynch was a 85 IQ retard)
I know it doesn't mean much, but SPIC S2 was unironically entertaining. For all the wrong reasons, sure. But I wasn't dying of boredom like when I watched STD. Other than that these two shows share the same defects and have no other qualities whatsoever.
So yeah, overall SPIC is better. In a way that really stinky turd is better than a regular stinky turd.
Luke Gray
fuck you he does what he wants.
Parker Carter
Attention Bajoran workers report directly to sickbay for your penis inspection
Nathaniel White
>But even though there may be some who are liking SNW so far it's still nutrek at the end of the day. Normally /trek/ threads have many posters that seem to follow a script and it's really obvious compared to other threads. And then you have pic related who is definitely here. He is making videos trying to explain why many of us don't like nutrek, saying it's because of autism instead of poor writing.
Whereas your rant is both autism and poor writing.
Michael Bailey
>In a way that really stinky turd is better than a regular stinky turd.
Uhh... I was supposed to write it the other way around, but... Nah, let it stay.
Nolan Gray
>Not him
I am. I agree with your thoughts about Picard.
Easton Harris
penis inspector garak reporting for duty.
Brody Ross
Finally, a good star trek thread
Josiah Adams
Landon Adams
BATTERIES!
Liam Walker
The reason I don't like nu-Trek isn't because it exists. It's because it's SHIT. If they make Trek that is decent, I'll watch it gladly.
Isaiah Harris
this episode was on H&I last night
Brayden Perez
I report all neex
Josiah James
Dylan Edwards
It's like the writers watched Smallville and thought "Wait? Jurati+Borg queen is just Brainiac".
Thomas Long
the face changed star trek forever
Angel Murphy
>he gives them a 2 minute pep talk and shows an equivalent of 23rd century PowerPoint presentation
This is absolutely accurate for how a government/military organization works.
Parker Torres
Jaxon Evans
Matthew Reed
I can't stand things obviously made in a boardroom. Anything with 22 producers actually depresses me. I also have a BA Eng Lit and this mystery box shit way Kurtzman writes is also extremly depressing to anyone who has actually read a book before.
I also have no interest watching Star Trek when it's written by the same person who made the 2007 Transformers movie. Like I'll watch Star Trek by somebody who wrote Beast Wars, but not the Bay shit.
Henry Robinson
how the fuck do they even have that many producers? what do they even do on a day-to-day basis? how are their jobs delineated so they're not stepping on each other? I just don't get how this happens.
Cameron Powell
>I can't stand things obviously made in a boardroom
in a show about conference rooms
irony
Dylan Baker
Even if you hate Neelix, he remains relevant to Yea Forums, Television and Film.
You are in the wrong here. Read the rules for Yea Forums.
Angel Perez
ah, you are motherfucker
Wyatt Peterson
A conference room talk about philosophy is much more interesting than 22 people dictating what memberberries to put in a Star Trek show in order to achieve maximum profit.
Jace Harris
Also why the fuck is this happening?
Leo Collins
>ruins your show
Pfftt, nothin personal.
Nolan Campbell
>caring about outcomes you cannot control
pffft boomer
Jaxson Smith
where can we find your sexy pics?
Camden Turner
If I was a boomer, I wouldn’t care. I don’t know where you got that idea from.
Isaac Robinson
>TODAY IN #StarTrek HISTORY: May 9, 2001
>Neelix bids farewell to the USS Voyager in "Homestead" -- and the "Voyager" cast shares the love with Ethan Phillips.