Will it ever be done?

Will it ever be done?

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i hope not

Well, the Road was done...

If God is merciful, no.

Imagine being such a brainlet you can't just enjoy a book, you have to have it adapted to fully enjoy it and feeling secure in your likes or dislikes

not in this political climate

Would be pointless. The writing is what makes it, and the story isn't interesting enough to translate to the screen.

Never read it but given how often you guys are talking about it being turned into a movie, a film adaptation seems like a highly lucrative idea.

no modern american director would touch it with a 10 ft pole

probably not, the studio would tone down the violence and child rape

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i want it to be an artsy fartsy silent film shot on one of those old ass cameras from like 1890. brutal violence and all of the written portions are taken directly from the book.

what about v incent gallo

The writing is garbage though. How many goddamn times does McCarthy have to say "arrayo"? Half the time he doesn't even use it correctly. No, a cliff isn't an arrayo, cormac.

remind me where he got the clothes that didn't fit him?

does anyone have the 25 minute test reel james franco did?

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idk maybe because he actually went to mexico and saw there were a bunch of dried out creek beds there retard

why's that?

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I hope not. I watched a couple of that faggots movies and they all SUCK

Why is he so over hyped all his books are same message

this post speaks volumes to your personality

Westerns are a guaranteed flop these days

tommy lee jones owns the rights to any film adaptation and for good reason. he does not want to see it destroyed. ridley scott was the closest any director got to the project. there was also a rumor that james franco wanted to adapt it. obviously neither came close to fruition.

is a good book. In this day and age, that's extraordinary. Simple, fun, effective.

Only the Coens could do it.

Fair enough but there its still a potential kino if made correctly

What does Yea Forums think?

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The only director who could actually do it justice

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Characters say shit like nigger. Has evil "noble" Indians that murder and sodomize and aren't made to look good, and mexicans are portrayed as primitive freaks that eat some weird corn powder mixed with cocoa and make prisoners walk on their knees to clean sewers.

I'm glad that faggot didn't actually go through with making the movie

sounds like a movie Tarantino could make

>Ridley Scott
good director but wouldn't be the right person for Blood Meridian, we've already seen him horribly botch a Cormac McCarthy script
Coens could do it, don't know if they want to

I thought that fucking hack James Franco had the rights?

It will be made, and Judge Holden will be played by none other than NBA superstar Nikola Jokic.

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maybe 90's Tarantino when he still had some restraint

why would you lie to me

my dad locked me in my room and i needed to shit so bad, i was banging on the door but he wouldnt let me out so i tore up some pages from blood meridian and shat on it and then wiped my ass with it and then, while pacing my room i accidently stepped in it and got shit everywhere and vomited, then when my dad let me out he beat me.
im never reading that fucking book

Leave it to me.

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He would probably make the most accurate adaptation. Would love to see the judges speeches out to film, and just how desolate the landscape was but i dont see how a movie could elevate the material in any way

you forget that a good chunk of the plot is just the gang murdering women and children in order to sell their scalps to the mexican government, who i’m pretty sure suspect what they’re doing but don’t care and supply them with vast alcohol and whores anyway. or the time they say fuck it and kill some mexicans, too, for their mules’ cargo. or that time the judge just bought a mexican’s dog and dropped it off a bridge. or that he was a raging pedofork (who wasn’t connected to our country’s political elites).

and most if not all of this isn’t presented with some dumbed down “you need to hate these people!” messaging, it’s just presented very plainly. there’s no grand moralizing about all this awful stuff it’s just laid before the reader. i think that’s the biggest thing that wouldn’t pass the test today, it would have to become something it was never meant to be.

Don't forget the infanticide

Actually a pretty good choice. Is he even working on anything right now?

yeah, lets get the guy with the most boring visual style imaginable

>you need to hate these people!”
Yeah, this story would only get made with a fanfic made up character that is their prisoner or something that witnesses all of it but moralizes. Too bad anyone trying to moralize would get btfo by the judge im any debate

he can do it

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>would get btfo
Which is why he’s so fascinating and creepy. He’s like the most magnanimous and charismatic depiction of an evil man I’ve ever seen, and to this day I still can’t think of any line more ice cold than “That which exists in creation without my knowledge exists without my consent.”

>That which exists in creation without my knowledge exists without my consent
sounds like something a redditor would write for le joker character lmao

Overplayed your hand, young man.

The kid fumbled about the room, his bowls howling, threatening to let loose the dogs of war, and in the dark of his cell he crafted himself a grim catch and unleashed his feces upon it, groaning in anguish. He scooped up his browned paper and shoved the fouled envelope about his anus, scraping away his excreta. With a sigh, the kid dug his heel into the floorboards below to find his footing but in a flash slipped in his own feces and tumbled backwards like a puppet cut from it's strings and his back struck the ground with a crack that shook the dust from the ochre floor. He evacuated his lunch about his nose and lips, great gobs of greens and tans large and small spattered about his crumpled body. In that moment, the door burst asunder, and the kid blinked as a great fleshy wave washed through the portcullis, balding and gleaming and as he swung about a beetle-green scotch bottle, and in the swaying artificial light he could see it's treasure emptied, resting safety in the belly of the great sinewy wrath that fell upon him.

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Haven't read the book but i'll watch anything she makes

every time someone tries to emulate his style for le epic meme it falls flat and is unfunny and painful to read. the way he writes only works because he believes 100% in what he’s saying and anything less results in something that comes across as overly glib and pretentious, and as a result you miss the mark entirely. also
>too much punctuation
>you don’t understand the “fancy” words you’re using enough to use them well
>you’re really overselling the whole thing

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Yea Forums has a problem

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youre uninformed franco did a test reel thats around 30~ minutes as somone already linked why are you just spreading lies about shit that doesnt matter

very proud of you for taking the time to put this lil mesage together for everybody!

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pls be joking

seethe, it will never stop

why

>Just started reading this
The simulation is losing its touch

ah, blood meridian, monsieur? that novel is the sark and chaparral of literature, the filament whereon rode the remuda of highbrow, corraled out of some destitute hacienda upon the arroya, quirting and splurting with main and with pyrolatrous coagulate of lobated grandiloquence. our eyes rode over the pages, monsieur, of that slatribed azotea like argonauts of suttee, juzgados of swole, bights and systoles of walleyed and tyrolean and carbolic and tectite and scurvid and querent and creosote and scapular malpais and shellalagh. we scalped, monsieur, the gantlet of its esker and led our naked bodies into the rebozos of its mennonite and siliceous fauna, wallowing in the jasper and the carnelian like archimandrites, teamsters, combers of cassinette scoria, centroids of holothurian chancre, with pizzles of enfiladed indigo panic grass in the saltbush of our vigas, true commodores of the written page, rebuses, monsieur, we were the mygale spiders too and the devonian and debouched pulque that settled on the frizzen studebakers, listening the wolves howling in the desert while we saw the judge rise out of a thicket of corbelled arches, whinstone, cairn, cholla, lemurs, femurs, leantos, moonblanched nacre, uncottered fistulas of groaning osnaburg and kelp, isomers of fluepipe and halms awap of griddle, guisado, pelancillo.

thats added by the artist probly, cause last I remember he was essentially naked, tried to buy the hat from the kid to not get sunburnt

On god finna makes no difference what mfs be thinkin of war, said the judge. War endures no cap.

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