What was the last thing to go through his mind?

I shouda had a V8

do you think it was painful? also where is the blood in all those bits?

YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM

rosebud

>AAAAAAH BLACKAGAR BOLTAGON HELP MEEE

>AHHHH SAVE ME VICTOR

why didn't any of the others help him while he was getting slowly disintegrated they just watched

'I'm fuckin' CUMMINNGG!'

OOOOOH OWEEEEEEEE!

>MASSA I'MMA SQUIRRRRRT!!!

Sue, his wife. ;_;

>OH N-

>STILL QUEER HALBERT

I hate this kind of shock value. I like Raimi but I hate this fucking trope.

>"why is this turning me on?"

His own penis?

>no webm
what happens, who is this, and why does anyone care

>AHHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD OF DELETED MY BROWSER HISTORY

>This doesn't feel fantastic!

reed richards from an alternate universe, he's killed by scarlet witch in like two seconds by getting torn apart by her powers, and idk I guess people care about reed

I don't know any of these fucks.

>This can't be happening! I'm the smartest man alive AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Similar vibes

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I've seen a lot of shit on the internet but this makes me feel bad. Look at that picture in isolation, it's the face of someone facing imminent death. I can't laugh at actual terror and trauma, and that is what this looks like. Even though laughing at atrocity is one way to deal with it and have it not affect you. So yeah fuck you

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reed richards, you know the stretchy man from the fantastic four

Don't watch capeshit, never read capeshit.

DEH

Smartest man alive casually tells villain the power set of his most powerful teammate and then tries to punch said villain with his stretchy powers, forgetting that Wanda is a reality bending overpowered magic witch

And Wanda existed in that universe too, are you telling me that they didn't know about her and her powers? This was just insulting to me, this whole sequence, it's like they want people to not give a shit about any of this

Because the actors weren't together in a room, they shot their parts separately on greenscreen

Top kek

the entire plot of the spider-man movie happened because spider-man was talking during dr. strange's spell to get him into college ( for whatever reason spider-man needs to go to college )

just turn your brain off bro

>YOWIE ZOWIE

you have to go back and wnbaw

According to a contractual condition, a Fantastic Four movie must be made every few years for the property rights to be renewed, Josh Trank said something like, "let's take this opportunity, let's do something new with the franchise" and started shooting some kinds of monstrosities.

Short story short the board hated it so much that they did some of the worst damage control possible with the footage, which ended up horribly mutilated. It can't even be considered a movie.

Come to think of it, it's possible that Raimi is making a reference to how the last Fantastic Four movie caused the board to panic because things like this. This tone and horror spirit and they packaged a chopped up, poorly composed work in 2015 because that film's director, Josh Trank, wanted to explore body horror with the IP.

I mean yeah, it's subtle, it's clever, but if you're a fan of the fantastic four, seeing something like this is like being spit in the face.

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Damn Johnny got some charred skin, that's truly some horrifying stuff. Could you imagine living like that?

I don't think we'll even know what Trank did with Johnny because that footage is not publicly available. It is his Dune 84.

I know who he is, but how can anyone give a fuck about a character that they literally just met on screen? Were they hoping that the obsession with Jim Halpert would make audiences feel more for him?

No one cares, that's the problem. He gets ripped apart in agonizing pain before having his head pop like a bubble and his fuck ugly coonette costar that's supposed to be fighting by his side has a smug smirk on her face because it's girlboss time

no its not, marvel studios is making a new fantastic four movie

Perhaps Jim Halpert hates capeshit so fucking much that he seized this opportunity and asked Raimi to get him out of this hell as fast as he could.

>Not Namor. Not Namor. Not Namor.

LOL based, your death is a comedy.

>but how can anyone give a fuck about a character that they literally just met on screen?
people probably assumed it was a neat cameo/tease I guess.

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We can guess what happened to Johnny, I mean look at him. His skin is blackened beyond recognition.

worst casting choices of all time

>THE FANS WANTED ME IN THIS SHIT!

Candlejack isn't r

I think that actor auditioned for Captain America and even screen tested for it. He told the story on some talk show and that he didn’t feel right for it and I bet that’s why he decided to get buff and grow a beard

Those reactions from the womyn make this so much worse. They don't even care.

The reaction the woman makes is horrible.

lol men die it's great
Aside from that, this is a Rick and Morty style universe, right? There's infinite everyones all over the place. So who cares what happens to anyone, there's infinitely more.

Your logic is correct. That's one of the problems with the multiversity concept. Rick and Morty is running on fumes since the end of S1 because of this and "running in canon" is now a problem.