That guy who makes the entire theater laugh with his witty comments that he drops in the middle of the movie

being funny is not a wasted talent you dumb butt

>at theatre watching Dr Strange 2
>Strange wakes up from a nightmare
>fast forward a bit
>Wanda also wakes up from a nightmare
>random guy says "this dumbass was dreaming too"
>entire kinoplex audience laughed

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i remember when the average 4channeler was that guy

Give me something to shout out during Doctor Strange 2. Preferably when Black Bolt or Reed die. Something about them being gay.

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I remember watching March of the Penguins in the theater and twice during the movie some guy made loud retarded penguin noises and everybody lost their shit

>watching 'up' high out of my mind in theatres
>(give me a break i was a shitty teen)
>miscarriage scene at the beginning
>start crying laughing
>parents give me dirty looks

i was that guy when i was a teen

My favorite experience of this was going to a midnight halloween screening of “Halloween” and after that 2 second pathetic sex scene some dude just whistled and shouted HELL YEAH and clapped - fuck the timing was perfect, everyone was dying

your theater lets you fast forward?

Look at Leonardo Decap-io over here

"At least he didnt die from AIDS. Or
Im catching AIDS from the gay in this movie. Or
I bet he died from sucking cock.

he cute

>be me, sitting in a restuarant on a tinder date
>getting fucking loaded cuz nervous
>some table across the way breaks a glass
>shout "mazel tov" whole resturaunt laughs
>didn't get laid.

Sometimes I post what I believe to be really funny but won't get any (You)'s. It's really depressing.

>watching the spider-man reboot w/ Garfield at the midnight showing
>theatre smells like fried chicken. I think some niggers behind me, up at the top smuggled in food
>peter gets in a fight w/ aunt may and slams the door behind him
>door falls off the hinges
>"Oh, damn! He got that bowflex body

That just caught me so off guard, i still think about it sometimes.

>everyone starts booing you
>you run out of the theatre crying
>your pants fall down and you shit yourself
>i yell “looks like he leonardo dicrapped his pants!”
>everyone starts cheering and chants my name

I consider myself the "Chad thread killer".
Basically every single intelligent or insightful comment that blows the entire thread out is invariably the last post in the thread before it's archived. It's seriously to the point where I just assume nobody will respond to anything I say anymore because I've been the last post in probably 100+ threads easily

>seeing doctor strange in theatres
>the entire time I kept thinking in my head how I wanna say a funny one liner during a quiet part of the movie to make the audience laugh
>a quiet part comes on when strange is being sad about losing out on Rachael McAdams
>gather my confidence and say loudly "FRIENDZONED"
>no one reacted, thought maybe I said it too quietly and no one heard
>try again at another quiet part
>doctor strange watches the Mexicans girls lesbian parents get warped away
>say "SO LONG GAY MAMAS"
>immediately someone near me yells "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
>guy beside me shhhhhs me really loud
>sink into my seat with my soul destroy
>awkwardly watch the rest of the movie feeling like everyone hates me
>when the credits start rolling I'm too frozen and scared to get up and leave
>have to watch 7 minutes of credits before people start filing out

You deserve your shame

Good.
Shut the fuck up in the theater

>BECAUSE I'M A CREEP!
>I'M A WEIRDO!

Lmao

I stopped going to public theatres because too many people would ask me for my autograph after the flick.

literally me

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>so long gay mamas

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I was in Atlanta for the opening night of The Dark Knight Rises when this autist came in alone and sat about two rows in front of me and me girl. Right when the movie was starting I see him pull out a can (dunno where he had it hidden) and he popped the lid off it. When I saw him dig into the can with a spoon I saw it was black beans. Right then I just pointed at him and blurted out "YO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS" and everyone laughed.

>the virgin comedian vs the chad firework lighter
youtube.com/watch?v=55EWHflRTZg

You did nothing wrong. Just got unlucky with a crowd of gay mamas with you

based capeshitter

How can you shit yourself if you don't have pants on?

>be me
>watching the Batman
>catwoman says rich white assholes line
>i say "oh fuck off"
>couple people in theater chuckle
>a guy immediately yells back at me "shut the fuck up!!"
>several people clap and cheer for the guy
>i slink back into my chair
Don't know why I still go to the theater. I hate everyone there

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typical friday night in argentina

Maybe they couldn't hear you clearly? You should go again and say the same stuff again.

I understood that reference.

>SO LONG GAY MAMAS
I would have laughed

Yell out with bitter resentment how you cant believe you ever got invested into this gay shit over 60 films

Honestly, it's little human connections like that that I liked about movie theaters.

Kek

bros what if we all went to a theater and started making witty remarks during kino?

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>walk in late to the theater just as lights are fading down
>yell "OH, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!"
>everyone laughs
>projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment
>teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her
>girl next to me winks
>"wanna fuck my ass big boy?"
>she plops her asshole right on my dick
>someone up front "woah it smells like gape in here!"
>she yells out "yeah that's my open ass! Gape me!"
>projectionist is now filming us
>Robert walks over and asks if I'd like butter for her gaper
>"why of course"

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THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

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Sounds like a Tamers episode

>make theater laugh with my witty comment
>not sure if it was me
>maybe they were laughing at the movie
>doubt myself and pretend it didn't happen

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>Reed Richards turn into spaghetti and his head pops
>"That's gotta hurt"

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lmao

They clapped because there was a struggle between two men and you became his bitch. You said something, someone responded, then you backed down. You should have stood your ground instead of being some pansy faggot

lel

Yeah a real man would have gotten up and shot him right there and the

>go to kinoplex
>hear some kids laughing behind me
>turn around and they are using flashlights or laser pointers to fuck with the screen
>tell them to stop
>they dump the whole bucket of popcorn on me
>i continue to watch the movie with popcorn all over me and my chair
>walk out of theater to go to my car
>same kids come up behind me and beat me up and then they ran off
>after 10 minutes on the ground i get up
>in my car bleeding
>leaving the theater i see the kids walking on the sidewalk
>i ran them over with my car
>decided to reverse over the corpses to make sure they are dead
>reversed too much and crashed into pole
>proceed to drive home and get on my computer to browse tv
>finds this thread
>decide to make post

>saw Dr. Strange 2 in the theater Saturday night
>audience literally clapped at the cameos

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just start calling everything that happens based or redpilled and we can easily identify fellow 4channelers in the wild

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>watching The Grudge in theatres as a scared 12 year old
>some random dude farts loudly right before the attic jumpscare
>everyone bursts out laughing and im able to enjoy the movie without feeling dread thanks to the lighthearted mood in the room

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That always makes audiences laugh

>at the kinoplex for Fubar 2
>packed, roudy crowd (if you've seen Fubar, you understand)
>preview trailer for some gay rom com plays
>right after the trailer ends, a guy yells "TURN DOWN THE SUCK!"
>crowd erupts in laughter

I have a concealed carry and usually have my gun with me, but they won't allow you to bring it into the theater where I live. It's so fucking retarded

>watch movie
>say to myself "that was an alright movie"
>leave theater
>go home
>go online
>go to bed
>sleep

Not all heroes wear capes.