There are still people on this board who think Tobey was a better Spider-Man

Almost every scene and line is quotable from the Raimi movies

Tobey admitted to roiding

Tobey looks properly fit. All muscle, fat, look at fucking bicep veins, the subtle stomach muscle and trips, pecs and bavk. Tom looks like one of those skellies who have only sixpack to show

Tom automatically mogs because he prefers chocolate kweenz.
Should have gone for Liz, though.

tobey would fuck this faggot up with one hand tied behind his back

>why would anyone want to be fit, agile, fast, healthy, energetic, flexible, or strong when nigga can just shoot ya lmao
Indeed, we should all be obese

>X was a good peter parker but a bad spiderman!
>X was a good spiderman but a bad peter parker!

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Actually being Spider-Man plays a big part in people thinking that.

I would have sex with both.

Andrew Garfield was the best. Garfield in Raimi directed films set in the MCU would've been perfect.

Holland doesn't even look slightly roided.

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weebs are literally so fucking retarded

I don't watch anime I just think Tokusatsu is superior in terms of action and story. Fucking cunt

Gymcel cope. You can keep wasting time picking up inanimate objects with sweaty dudes if you want. However fact is women don't care about how mens bodies look, and there is no utility for working out in the modern era.

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Garfield was too cool and handsome to play Peter. Having him skateboard was a retarded how do you do fellow kids-tier move.

One simple word, SOUL

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what are those?

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>gyno
Tobeybros... we roided for THAT?

I’d want left over right

>only cares about what women and society thinks about him
>so insecure about his own body he has to put others down

the lemming

I have never met someone older than 25 who prefers the new one

>However fact is women don't care about how mens bodies look
desu I have got sex solely due to me being fit, soooo

5'10" vs 5'4"

Why are zoomers so small?

Lifting also improves your memory and ability to learn. You're an actual retard

HFCS

Funny how actors are required to dedicate so much time and effort to bodybuilding

striations

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Time and effort? They train 45 minutes a day/5 days a week max.

All the "effort" is put in by the people making all their meals and giving them supplements

Peter Parker is cool and handsome. He's a dork in like the first 12 issues of Amazing Spider-Man but after that supermodels are attracted to him even without knowing he's Spider-man.

the skateboarding was dumb

Fat piece of shit

>"What I read on the internet is true"

which one is lie

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>another gaslighting thread

Truth hurts

Omg where did you get those pics of my bf Tom Holland I took that on my personal phone……….

back then when sony try to reboot spidey after third film flopped feige actually offer them deal for spiderman in mcu for the next movie

impressive

This level of cope is actually impressive

No one is interested in your shilled jew.

Tom Holland is a beta faggot

Yeah I remember rumours of Avengers tower in The Amazing Spider-Man

Gymcels are pathetic

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same for the Bruce Wayne batman argument. it's retardated

Imagine how much more unattractive he'd be wihtout that physique.

>There are still people on this board who think Tobey was a better Spider-Man
And they're 100% right, because Tobey wasn't a midget.

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he's 5'1, actors always lie about their height, especially manlets.

>However fact is women don't care about how mens bodies look

Lol. The only reason I have consistently been getting laid in the last 5 years is because I'm jacked.

I can't stand that manlet twink faggot with his high pitched voice and disgusting british accent. He's not a real man.

>that
>roided
Embarrassing, go outside

He'd look better with 20% less gymfaggotry, if that was his goal. But we all know it isn't. He's gone full-/fit/ and abandoned women. Which is why he looks like ass.

Should’ve gone hunter mode

Not everyone is supposed to look like a monstrous warrior elite
That’s why we had hierarchical societies

Everyone can see he doesn’t fit

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what the fuck

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You are delusional. His physique is the only remotely attractive thing about him. Without it, he'd be just another ugly nerd.

Nah buddy. Phenotype like that? His best choice is ottermode/ brad pitt fightclub

receptive anal sodomy in a sauna doesn't count.

Thats a disgusting fag physique. You think women want roid bodys?

Tom Holland is legit the same height as ScarJew.

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>His physique is the only remotely attractive thing about him.
Maybe for a homophiliac, given that they’re prone to fetishizing the grotesque

He looks unbalanced as fuck. Like a man having too small glasses for his head, his body and head do not match.

>Forgets he even has a wife
>Builds sun thingy
>Dies
What a shit villain

Nobody asked about your fantasies.

>You think women want roid bodys?
Cosidering how much pussy I had since I started tren? Yeah.

I disagree, but I respect you for having an opinion that goes against the grain

Holland is much more fuckable

That's a computer animation.
ScarJo is the only real person actually in this pic.

none of them ever filmed a scene together. it's all a giant computer game.

How does the green screen CGI get worse with every movie?

He's got a pump on and is flexing with downlighting, if he were just hanging out with his shirt off it wouldn't look so incongruous.

>Cosidering how much pussy I had since I started tren? Yeah.
Post pics

His physique is very proportional. As for his face, nothing can change that. He's a male butterface.

What's your stack

You got shit taste due to spending time on /fit/ and similar forums, we get it

>claims to have been penetrated by old jew geezers in saunas for the last 5 years since arriving in LA
>bothered when he's called out on it
aids really does rot the mind

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Post physique DYEL faggot

>the animators made Tom Holland a giga manlet for lulz

Suuuuuure.

>His physique is very proportional. As for his face, nothing can change that. He's a male butterface.
By definition not a balanced look, then.
It’s like women getting haircuts that do not suit their head shape, body etc. you can immediately tell something is wrong.
Even if the cut itself is fine, it’s not right for them.
He tried to larp as a knight/other warrior elite even tough he’s at best a woodsman or at worst a scholarly burger.
That’s the facts of the matter.

dumb kike nobody cared about until recently

>claims to have been penetrated by old jew geezers in saunas for the last 5 years since arriving in LA
I don't even live in the USA lmao. Keep projecting there, buddy.

Just TRT now.

I actually thought Holland was decent in Cherry(2021) but no one here has seen that movie

Nice physique but shit tats

No, what you're saying idiotic. Having a worse body wouldn't help him get laid, that's just ridiculous.

why LED belt buckle?

To add to this; medieval knights were probably the most swole historic class of people ever.
And they looked like pic related

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>Spiderman thread turns into gymcel cope thread

That's a button on the mirror.

>worse body
Muscles/bodies need to be aesthetic. They need to fit.
You mongrels have been utterly fucking mindbroken

tobey played peter parker. faggot played some reddit asshole that has none of the personality or moral traits of peter parker.

>Muscles/bodies need to be aesthetic.
His body is very aesthetic. Sorry, but in the real world hot girls don't like dadbods.

What a waste. Stack it with some sust and winni/anavar/clen