What's the best spongebob joke?
What's the best spongebob joke?
John Morgan
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Nathan Brooks
Replace texas with right winger and it's a pretty accurate joke
Leo Bailey
>CringeBob RedditPants
Caleb White
>patrick, your genius is showing
>WHERE
Parker Fisher
I like Texans, the dudes are consistently pretty cool people however the girls in Texas are all insane. My least favorite people in the states are the Californians and those from the Carolinas, bad experiences all around.
Hunter Garcia
as a non american who didn't even spoke english as a kid, when i saw this episode i thought that the joke was that that "texas" looked stupid.
i thought that texas was a geometrical shape (like circle, square, triangle) and i thought that the joke was that "texas" (the shape) looked dumb.
Kevin Ward
The one I remember getting the biggest laugh out of me when I was a kid was when Patrick got hit by the bowling ball against the drawing.
>"Patrick, are you okay?"
>"FINLAND"
The delivery of the line was just fucking perfect.
Nolan Peterson
Nicholas Lopez
>My wallets
Robert Jackson
Weren't they ragging on Sandy in this episode?
Leo Bell
the one where squidward calls mr krabs a greedy jew and gasses him
Daniel Jenkins
Juan Cruz
The one in the snow one where they just keep pummelling eachother with snowballs. I can't breathe after watching that, absolute cackle laughs.
William Williams
Spongebob is more Yea Forums than you'll ever be.
Nathan Roberts
>just imagine him in his underwear
>oh no, he’s hot
Jack Carter
for me, it's sailor mouth. it's probably why i find censored swearing so funny
Eli Ross
>did you win?
Henry Rodriguez
>WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN A GIANT PAINT BUBBLE?
>Oh, I know... two giant paint bubbles!
Ian Price
"Look it's a necklace! S for spongebob or S for sandy!"
"That way they can identify our bodies"
Lincoln Stewart
When I was a kid I thought this guy just had a boring job, then when I started working I realized this is actually 95% of working adults.
Thomas Bell
>Replace texas with right winger and it's a pretty accurate joke
Luis Rodriguez
>P: 24 *giggles*
>S: Hey, Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24.
>P: Let me hear it. *snorts*
>S: 25! *repressed laughter*
Gabriel Ward
Lucas Perry
Happy Opposite Day is hilarious
Jonathan Sanders
>There are so many things in life that I haven't gotten to do!
Kayden Foster
Kek
Luke Lewis
holy shit good one
Joseph Davis
kek
John Ward
Who cares faggot.
Jaxson Gonzalez
>only work as a banker
Thomas Perry
Yes! Fucking based
Tyler Cruz
So because jews in parts of the HRE were only allowed to be bankers that somehow explains jews being in control of the banks and papers?
You maybe wanna try that one again there?
Eli Brown
>east? I thought you meant weast!
Ayden Nelson
No one forced them into the banking sector
They themselves prioritized banking and mercantilism to offset their main weakness which was being few in numbers
Through the control they had on resources, they were able to leverage their weakness into a strength by monopolizing/oligopolizing a number of goods/services
Tyler James
Noah Butler
>Oh nooooo my rich and influential people are so persecuted why were we forced to be so rich and influential we wanted to be peasants!!
Gabriel Lewis
Kayden James
Jeremiah Reyes
>at friend's place
>friend's sister complaining that her boyfriend is being distant
>other friend says, a la Patrick, "well, maybe it's just because you're ugly"
Blake Torres
Gottem
Parker Nguyen
Take your Reddit gold
David Bailey
Yeah californians are probably the worst and its even more embarrassing that they think anyone outside of California likes them
Christian Murphy
this reminded me of donald duck comic books i used to read as a child
fucking nostalgia hit me hard
Austin Myers
Squilliam: Well I hope they have -IBUPROFEN *click*
Angel Young
How do they get in and out of the cubicles?
James White
leftybros, why are we so good at comedy?
Grayson Sanchez
>wagies
>leaving the cagie
lol no
Cooper Morris
Jace Harris
Jordan Wood
t. butthurt California refugee living in Texas
Blake Evans
this image doesn't explain the 109 countries thing.
Thomas King
Kek
Adam Harris
Sneedbob Chuckpants
Alexander Taylor
Right wingbros....
Leo Nguyen
Julian Cook
Because the Christian religion used to forbid all Christians from working as a banker (money lenders and financial services being Jesus' only demonstrated bezerk button) , so only non-Christians could legally work in the finance sector throughout Christian countries for much of the medieval era?
Aiden Lewis
the random star trek one (too hot too cold too lose le trek)
Gavin Stewart
>Come on in buddy I warmed it up for ya
Nolan Collins
>I accept every possible race, religion, and lifestyle. Accept other white people who like guns.
Juan Campbell
Then why is everyone from comifornia moving there faggot?
Anthony Reed
Me and my ex would scream "weesnaw!" At each other for cheap laughs. It was never not funny.
Jaxson Martin
There is no escape
Aaron Rogers
this was a kino episode, I can't even describe what kind of horror category it would fit in