The Batman

teevee's verdict?

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Best Batman movie.

I agree.

kino

could use more stalker elements and beating the shit out of people though

>doctor strange 2 makes more on opening day
a flop it seems lol dcucks are done

5/10

The whole thing came of as edgelord fantasy

Catwoman sucks. Rest of the movie is good. Good thing she ran away from gotham, hopefully we won't see her in the sequels.

ok
Best live action Batman. Wish they introduce some sci-fi elements in the sequels.

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woke garbage with horrible pacing and a shitty batmobile
villains were cool

lol faggot

not better than any of the nolan’s films

Unequivocally based !

You should rewatch rises, aside from Bane everything sucks.

Capeshit but at least not as cringe as most, no bullshit like shooting laser from eyes and other crap. Also kinda boring but still 6/10 unlike most of capeshit that is barely 3/10.

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Never mentioned onc3

Batman Begins is better

Saw it for the second time last night. It really might be the best Batman. Easily the best action in any Batman movie and they made some cool changes to the character that ended up working. Hopefully a good sequel comes out of it.

It's bad, but The Wokeman is also.

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In a vacuum it's a decent movie. Well shot, good performances, script isn't too dumb. But honestly I'm starting to feel like we just don't need more grimdark "realistic" Batman. It really just felt like a remix of the Nolan movies with some stuff from Year One sprinkled in. I don't need another guy with explosives doing le scary voice on a recording. I don't need Batman flirting with Catowoman again. I definitely do not need *another* version of the god damn fucking joker one film into the reboot.

I want clayface. I want an actually scary killer croc. I want more scarecrow toxin-induced hallucinations and a good Mr. Freeze film. Either expand the horizons or stop making these fucking things

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>weak plot full of plot holes
>empty shell characters (eg. Alfred, Gordon, Bruce)
>retard villain
>retard evil plan
>wildly inconsistent batman
>terrible acting
>full of jewish messaging
4/10

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>I definitely do not need *another* version of the god damn fucking joker one film into the reboot.
>I want clayface. I want an actually scary killer croc. I want more scarecrow toxin-induced hallucinations and a good Mr. Freeze film. Either expand the horizons or stop making these fucking things
FUCKING THIS

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Rewatched it tonight with my dad. Holds up though you feel the length a little more on some parts. Solid fucking film.

Tis kino

give examples of the plot holes

Probably could have been 20-30 minutes shorter but overall good

It's ok they're ahead where it matters
It was good but not amazing, too long and the script was weak sometimes. Pretty good cinematography and perfomances but still felt a little empty

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>Falcone nevers his club so Riddler can't kill him
>Falcone leaves his club in the middle of the movie to attend the funeral

CACA

pure quinoa

>Falcone nevers his club so Riddler can't kill him
This is not in the movie. You invented a plot detail in order to complain about it not being consistent later on.

>Wish they introduce some sci-fi elements in the sequels.
i'd love this

Some things work, some things don't. And it has its fair share of problems.

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Average flick 6/10

>full of jewish messaging
Tell me I shouldn't take you seriously without telling me I shouldn't take you seriously.

capeshit so it's 5/10 at best.

Yes it is. Riddler needed Batman to get Falcone out of the club. Riddler said so himself, and in the movie you can actually see him in a window when batman visits the club.

more like Squirrel Man amirite

I liked it other than it was a bit long.

I love how made this Batman seem heavy Robocop like. Big clunking boots like a tank

Ok cuck

"Bring him into the light" doesn't mean get him to leave the club you dense retard. He doesn't live in the fucking place and as you pointed out he routinely leaves anyway.

>woke garbage

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That might hurt my feelings if I took you seriously

It sucks. Poorly executed disappointment.

>OH MY GOD CATWOMAN SAID "WHITE PEOPLE" THIS MOVIE IS GARBAGE
Fragile snowflake

Give me another (You), cuck.

>"lol keep replying cuck"
>meanwhile he keeps replying

>"Bring him into the light" doesn't mean get him to leave the club you dense retard.
Yes it did. That is literally what it meant. You didn't even understand your own capeshit lmao. What did you think bring the rat into the light meant, you stupid fuck

No more Joker pls. Maybe War of Jokes and Riddles since the two are set up but pls dont make Joker a grimdark edgy reinterpretation. I'd honestly prefer some more obscure villains, maybe even as a secondary villain. The Eraser? Mothman? Calendar Man? Catman? Then have the main villains be Mr. Freeze or Clayface. Killer Croc would be cool too since Gotham is flooded.

Thanks. I put that (You) up your mother, cuck.

Falcone is not even white.

It meant expose to the world that he's working with the police, you unbelievable idiot.

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I just might tell your mother that you're being so rude on the internet and then you'll be grounded so watch it little buddy

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No more Catwoman either. Fuck Catwoman. Hell, I’ll settle for Vicki Vale

this and it's long as fuck

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couldn't make it more than 1 hour, pure boredom and cringe

>riddler just wanted falcone exposed
>put him in jail, give him a trial in this corrupt city
You're dumb as fuck

>SOMETHING'S IN MY ASS MMMM MMMM
>SOMETHING'S IN MY ASS OHHHH YEAHHHH

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Fiona Apple is a marvel. Can we just leave it at that?

Well for one, the acting was terrible. Why do retarded directors nowadays think
>quiet faint voices = le spooky drama
The vid below shows otherwise. You don't le epic twisted thought-provoking words to make dialogue flow well. Sometimes simplicity is all you need. The characters saying stuff like a normal person and not an autist actually makes the scenes more engaging and hard for your ears to hear.
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