AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!! THE TENTACLES!! IT'S THE TENTACLESSS!!!

Just came back from seeing the movie, that whole Illuminati sequence was definitely the worst part. They even made Black Bolt do that gay smirk before offing himself.
Also not sure whether Krasinski had work done or wtf was going on but dude has giant old man ears and his whole face looked deformed.

I'm pretty sure He wasn't even on camera, it was just a CGI Jim being dubbed.

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>that whole Illuminati sequence was definitely the worst part
What? The way they got brutalized was awesome

did you really think the illuminati had any chance against one of the most powerful being in the marvel universe?
it's like getting angry at someone jobbing to superman

Do Americans really?

In this Universe

He's a cumskin, he doesn't deserve help

My audience waited for your audience out in the parking lot and then beat the shit out of you faggots for watching capeshit. The my audience fucked your audiences' girlfriends.

He's not dead. WHy anyone would think that is beyond me.

>Trimmed Arab beard
Nothing will make me think you faster that you are a POS than this

did you not see how his head exploded, retard?

Is he ok?

Yeah, but his brain isn't localized in his head. His entire body is living rubbery. Unless she torched his corpse, those tendrils can reform back into Reed. He's notoriously one of the harder Marvel characters to kill just because of how much punishment his body can take. His biology in and of itself is a biological horror.

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Why was Jim like :
>Hey you see that nigga right here ?
>He can kill you with his mouth
>I'm just warning you
>If you fight us watch out for his mouth

either way, 838 reed richard is irrelevant, alive or not
none of the illuminati can do anything to wanda

based

If Reed had preparation, he could have done it. That's literally his entire bag. Inventing devices to take down gods. He even met god.

they could take darkhold wanda but not chthon cave wanda
they all freaked out when they learnt about the cave

that's lazy, jobbing for the sake of jobbing.
Could've put a lot more effort into that scene.
>smartest man in the world goes for a stretchy arm attack

AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

they literally saw one the most powerful inhuman die like a retard in front of them
it's not like I'm inside their head and it was probably lazy writing but I would be surprised if they didn't freak out after seeing that

>marvel cucks defending mary sue villain

I like hot female villains

He looks like he's about to start reading an ad for Tiege Hanley.

>reed richards tries to grab scarlet witch

who tf wrote this LOL

Nah, it was like some meta parody.
"Behold, the smahtest man on the planet, Reed Richards - so of course he gets teleported in, guess he was just waiting for his cue - and is reading some sciency tablet so we know that he's smaht, then proceeds to do concerned face for the rest of his run.
Captain 007 just smirking and gloating
Captain Pegme Harder doing the same, despite being a mostly powerless nobody who could be deleted by anyone in the room by raising an eyebrow. But Cap was always an irrelevant shit character.
Black Bolt doing some gay handwavy shit vaguely reminiscent of sign language, while clearly struggling to bend his arms in the rubber suit.
X just waiting for his cue as well behind the wall, then dudududu-duududu rolls in
Mordo rocking a rasta to compensate for a lack of personality.
Then they all keep mouthing off about killing Strange, then it turns out he let himself be blasted.
Then they go full potato by explaining that Strange had to be merked because evil book-dreamwalking-incursion, but just handwave away the chick who's doing the same right then and there, obviously the danger is Darkholdless Strange.

The whole battle scene was irrelevant shit.
Both the Illumitardi and Wanda are shit characters that nobody cares about, choreography was dogshit, especially the "connect beams, make faces and quickly spin in the air" part with Blockhead mong.
But of course they had to include the regular gay shield shtick because apparently there are people who believe that Cap isn't some worthless retard who thinks that wailing at dimensionwalking superbeings with a frisbee is pretty cool.

>Wanda are shit characters that nobody cares about
I care, I like Olsen
she was hot throughout all the movie

coomer niggers require a rope

cope, troonie

>I care, I like Olsen
You would be amused by anything. Your opinion is trash.

she's still a shit character, seeth harder

She's hot, can act and definitely did whatever she could with the character, all in all Olsen gave a solid performance, but that goes for the whole main cast, Chavez was pretty inoffensive as well.
My issue is with whatever the fuck is supposed to go on with Wanda with her nonsensical motivation, moping over that autistic toaster bot and her handwaved in pseudo kids. And then how the ending plays out where she basically does a 180.

>where she basically does a 180.
she saw her kids being afraid of her instead of being cute and all lovey dovey to her
no one wants that
she has had enough of the suffering and went crazy, user
everyone has a limit
it's not the most kino plot of the entire universe but calling it nonsensical is too much

couldn't reed survive this?

Can anybody be bothered to react like a real person would seeing something like that? These clowns get paid millions of dollars to star in these movies.

Cool, but she already experienced that lovey-dovey shit 5 minutes before that during the first dreamwalking sequence, and the whole "dude, you know they wouldn't be actually your kids, also what will happen to their mother" thing was addressed several times during the movie with Wanda not giving a shit. She was literally a handwave "memory wipe/oops, next universe" sequence away from getting what she wanted, but then just an heroes.

What about testicles?

You should have started shooting right there, at this exact moment.

Coomers need to consider chemical castration

>mary sue
you have no idea what that means.

She doesn't answer the "their mother" question. Someone not answering isn't not giving a shit. There's obvious subtext to that exchange, she answers other questions and has a plan, but clearly doesn't actually have a plan on how to deal with another her. Destroying the darkhold actually solves this problem. So it's possible that was her solution, get the kids, ignore the consequences, multiversaial wipe the darkhold, she'll never have to deal with another her or anything else.

>Destroying the darkhold actually solves this problem.
Arguable. I think the whole "wipe Darkhold from the multiverse" needed to happen so the whole movie has some semblance of resolution and consequence - also preventing from reexploring the same crap later on -, but at the same time imo it also undermined the whole plot, since apparently she was capable of pulling major multiverse affecting crap without Chavez, yet her original goal was somehow out of reach.

AAAAAHHHHH SPARE ME SCARLET MOMMY

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NOOOOOO! I DON’T WANNA DIE I DON’T WANNA AAAARGH

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I can't tell if I'm seeing those digits, what universe am I in?

I cant even tell what's happening in these movies. Too much bullshit going on, it all looks the same. If your brain can decipher the action, the jews have ruined your perception.

Hex universe

or you could, maybe, pay attention?

Did you like Mexico Chavez’s tranny pin?

>can't follow a childrens film
Jesus wept

Isn't this dude the smartest person in the entire universe? What happened?

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no, he's not
he just have photographic memory

smartest man in the world, but apparently its a planet full of idiots.