Give me some Seinfeld deep lore

>Post-9/11 Jerry-Kramer thinks about Bob's antics has an epiphany
>Jerry-Kramer realizes they're clues and puts them together.
>The clues tell him to go back and read Batman comics from the 1940's
>Jerry-Kramer reads them and discovers that Gotham City was once referred to as New York City
>He gets confused because he lives in New York but has never seen Batman
>He watches the Dark Knight trilogy over and over nonstop for a week.
>Jerry-Kramer's mind snaps again for the fifth time and in his haze he discovers a forum called Yea Forums
>He starts Baneposting and by doing so comes to the conclusion that The Dark Knight Trilogy was actually an exaggerated documentary about something that happened in the 1940's that got covered up.
>George's grandparents are actually the characters Bane and Talia are based on.
>Then as Jerry-Kramer turns around, George's grandparents are glaring right at him.
>After a fistfight Jerry-Kramer barely gets out of there alive.
>Feeling outmatched, Jerry-Kramer needed to rely on his spotty memory of future technology but needed an extra edge against Frank "Bane" Costanza
>He breaks into Oscorp and finds Dr. Conners' Lizard serum
>Combining his Freemason lizard genes and the serum Jerry-Kramer becomes Kramer "Killer" Croc
>Kramer Croc fights Frank Constanza to a standstill.
>Meanwhile George-Newman accidentally takes some of the Lizard serum
>Without Freemason lizard genes like Jerry George-Newman is a near-mindless beast.
>Lizard George-Newman eats George Costanza, his past self.
>TIME PARADOX OCCURS
>Somehow it turns Lizard George-Newman into a gigantic, atomic fire-breathing monster.
>Then everything you see in Godzilla (2014) happens.

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>S18E09 The Fork
Classic kramer!

Why do you incels hate Israel and Jews? Our success?

There actually is a "lost" episode where they try to find an extra friend because they are getting bored with their 4 person dynamic. There go through a few before settling for one person played by a black actor. Then there are some funny situations like 5 people not fitting in the Monk's booth, or fitting comfortably in Jerry's apartment to watch TV. Eventually they kick him out. At the end they relate how it's better with just 4 people and then the last line of the episode is Jerry making a joke, "yeah... it's better this way. Besides, he was black". The episode was banned and scrubbed. You can't find even a crumb of info on it now, but back in 2004 or so the script was floating around and confirmed to be genuine by a producer on the IMDB boards

Are you sure?

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What about the Big Salad?

>kramer is ex-military
>george is a registered sex offender
>elaine did porn at some point
>jerry hates all fat people

this show is like a big yikes y'all, they are so problematic. friends be bussin and drippy frfr respectfully

Have you guys heard of that weird Seinfeld episode "The Warning"?

Supposedly it was this episode that was supposed to air sometime in mid season two, but they pulled it from the schedule abruptly. They've actually been very good about keeping this a secret; it can't seem to be found anywhere online, and there's hardly any physical record of its existence. But I have a buddy who used to work over at NBC and was close with Larry David. He was around during the supposed filming of this episode. He recalled Larry suddenly acting strangely during this time; apparently, he was far more paranoid than usual and allowed no one in the studio other than himself, Jerry, and Jason Alexander (neither Elaine nor Kramer were even in this episode). But my friend got an early cut from one of the cameramen and was able to watch it before the tape could be destroyed. Now, he only watched it once before NBC got to it, but this is what he could tell me:

When it starts out, there's no opening with Jerry doing standup: it just goes right to the apartment. This may just be because my friend saw an early cut, but the picture quality is a little worse than usual, and the sound doesn't quite sync up right. Jerry is in his kitchen making a sandwich, and while he looks normal, there's something "off" about him. All my friend could tell me was that when you look at him (especially into his eyes) he seems human but "otherworldly" somehow.

After a few minutes, George rings the doorbell. He comes in and starts complaining about something, although the audio is so low that you can hardly hear him. He's white as a sheet and looks more distressed than usual, like something is seriously wrong. This goes on for a few minutes, and after a while he's just babbling incoherently before the picture cuts out.

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The next act is just Jerry and George sitting on the couch, but it's no longer in color. This time, they both look "otherworldly" (not just Jerry), and they're staring off blankly into space. They start talking with the same low audio quality, but now it's impossible to hear because the opening bass riff comes in suddenly and just starts looping, making it so you can't hear anything else. But Jerry seems to be in pain, and George is starting to sob. Apparently, my buddy could just make out George saying something like "don't let it through, don't let it come in" over and over again. This just repeats until the episode ends. All the while, the bass riff is getting more and more distorted, and after a few minutes, it just abruptly cuts to some super high frequency square wave.

This sound made my friend physically ill, so he left the room to vomit but came back as fast as he could so he wouldn't miss much. Since it was close to the 22 minute mark already, the episode was just ending when he returned...but he caught a glimpse of the last image before the credits: just a still, black and white extreme closeup of Jerry's face. There was some very small text superimposed, but it seemed like the end of a larger portion of text, since the words just said "THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE." My buddy tried to take the tape with him, but an NBC exec confiscated and destroyed it before he could leave the building.

Did anyone hear about that lost Seinfeld episode, "The Warning"?

The episode was supposed to air around season 6, but it was mysteriously cut. The “official” story about the episode was that it featured Elaine purchasing a firearm after being mugged, but many elements about this episode were never revealed until recently. NBC Executives refused to officially report on the episode until the Seinfeld season 6 DVD commentary. I have the tape but as someone who works within NBC, unfortunately I can’t reveal my sources.

I work at the GE building in Rockefeller Plaza, and I have access to their digital archives, that’s as much as I can divulge. We also have the entire original Seinfeld series in multiple formats, including original reels and VHS tapes. I noticed an episode with the production code “607” was missing from the tape set, and it was relocated in a set of old news reels. The replacement episode “The Mom and Pop Store” was filmed a season later to replace the missing episode. It is oddly titled “The Mason”.

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The episode starts out as normal, with Jerry’s apartment, but the camera is much more steady. Jerry walks out as though he’s been drugged and remarks that all of his family and friends have been dying lately. His buzzer rings and it’s George. George runs up, half crying and tells Jerry he’s seen something terrible. He’s mumbling and stuttering for about five minutes until he can form a sentence. There are still pauses for humor, but there is no audience or laugh track. George informs Jerry that planes have crashed into the twin towers due to a terrorist attack on new york.

Jerry turns on the news and you can see modern footage of the 9/11 attacks, all prefilmed several years beforehand. George says that isn’t the worst part: Elaine and Kramer were in the towers at the time of the bombing. What proceeds is a graphic and explicit phone call of screaming and crying and Kramer saying that something terrible has happened, and Elaine is dead. Kramer screams there’s no air in the building, and he’s burning to death, and that he’s going to jump.

The camera cuts to live footage of a man falling from the twin towers. George genuinely looks upset and says “I’m sorry Larry I can’t go through with this” and he tries to walk off the set but people stop him and push him towards the stage. He walks out Jerry’s prop window and you can hear him calling his agent. There’s a lot of mumbling and you can see candles being lit behind the stage.

Jerry goes over to the bookcase and pulls it aside, revealing a ceremonial black table with candles, a dinner plate and a strange box. There is a Masonic symbol against black cloth just outside where the fake stage window would be. Jerry says some weird things in a foreign dialect, and one cut of the camera shows a poster of Barack Obama (This episode originally aired in 1995). The scene ends with Jerry waking up in bed, as though it’s all a nightmare. Kramer comes in and asks if Jerry has seen a lizard. Jerry laughs and says “We are the lizards.” and the camera zooms slightly. His eyes become slivered, like almonds.

The tape is only 7 minutes long and what proceeds is just 20 minutes of dead air. If you continue watching to the end, it seems there are three more news reports tacked on. The first is about an outbreak of swine flu, the second about a train bombing, and the third...

It was heavily implied that J Peterman was the real Son of Sam killer

>jeez its sure bad when this person killed an innocent kid
>WOW racist much?? jealous of how successful we are??
jeez dude, go see a psychiatrist

Uncle Leo is a retired fur trapper.

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>Our success
Jewish Privilege delegitimizes your nepotistic """success"""

>everyone is making off the chain jokes
>someone makes a Jewish joke
>OY VEY!

Comedy Central says “Seinfeld. Every episode.” But they still don’t play the Puerto Rican Day episode.

Seinfeld takes place in the same universe as everybody loves Raymond which takes place in the same universe as the king of queens. Seinfeld and the king of queens both have Jerry Stiller playing pretty much the same character in nyc. The shows start right when the other ends with Arthur returning to Carrie's life in 1998. They're the same character with Arthur changing his name and abandoning George's mom and going to his secret second family, the spooners. Thank you for attending my ted talk.

Tom Pepper plays Kramer in the alternative timeline.

Pendant publishing is a front for a massive cia child trafficking operation

you scam people for money. you invented the concept of charging interest. you subvert western morals and traditions. you take fake European names and claim to be white, and then say things like “us whites really are the bad guys”. you practice ethnic and religious nepotism. you believe no other humans are actually human, merely animals to be used. you’re an entire group of psychotic narcissists who believe that the creator of the entire universe deemed you more important than everyone else.

you’ve been kicked it of 109 countries. imagine a kid with a horrible reputation. he’s been kicked out of 109 different schools. instead of people wondering if the kid is the problem, they cry that the kid is merely a victim and those 109 schools are in a giant conspiracy to get him.

different people, on different continents, speaking different languages, in different millenniums, with different religions, other different ethnicities, who have never communicated to each —-

have all came to the exact same fucking opinion of you. take a fucking hint. better yet, make the world a better place and kill yourself

Did Jerry's parents keep his foreskin after they circumcised him?

Well this who drawn out theory sure lost steam quick. Started out decent, became retarded and not in the way I’m sure you intended it to.

>Kramer has PTSD from Vietnam

Cut scene where Kramer making xtra bucks hauls toxic waste.
Spills 40 gallon barrel on homeless man and his dog causing their skin to slowly melt off while Kramer makes hillarious faces

>different religions
No

Had a dream about Seinfeld last night. I can't recall if I was watching the show or if I was in the show.

rekt

Schizfeld

I've had several Seinfeld dreams kek. Usually I'm either the "camera" or I'm watching it.

Sounds like you were Bob Sacamano

You're seeing an alternate self

Did you know that Seinfeld isn't even real? It's a ore recorded show filmed with actors. None of the characters are actually real people

So did anyone actually explain why jupiter's on the seinfeld logo?

Jerry Seinfeld fucked a high school girl at the height of his fame and received no criticism for it

oh yeah

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she was only 17...

ironically, julia fucked almost every member of the crew except jerry (jason alexander and michael richards included)

Those Khazer titties mean she was all game.

SHE WAS ONLY 17 AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

George's recurring gag of wanting to be an architect is a way of drawing attention to Jerry's outside hallway/kitchen, and the dichotomy of a world that demands only one of these things can exist in real space

Kramer has a twin named Kessler who is also friends with Jerry. He only appeara in the pilot and is never seen or mentioned again.

Wtf

Stop being anti-Semitic, haven't the Jews suffered enough?

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jidf btfo

woah i've never seen seinfeld but i live right next to this restaurant, i can see it from my apt right now. is the show set in uptown nyc?