Good

Just like the 'dwarves' (Jews) in The Hobbit realized, 'hobbits make good thieves'

Middle Earth prisons

And that’s a good thing

It was a different time

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They all moved to Laketown

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are you telling me that the hairy footed guys that some guy made up for a book will be different when some other guy makes up more shit about them for a tv show? that's crazy, man. what a world we live in

According to sean austins early life not all the hobbits were white. Just saying.

YASSSS A BUNCH OF NIGGER MIDGETS

yeah well you can't take the trilogy away so whatever

no shit
did you really think this would not be pozzed?

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the important thing is the color of the actors skin
the actual content of the show is irrelevant

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So did they genocide all the brown hobbits between the second and third age?

wtf i love sauron now (praise aulë)

It began as a prank, but quickly got out of hand.

I'm anti-racist so I support some representation in fantasy, BUT, I think this particular case is dumb. The point of LOTR was that it took place in some prehistoric past in Britain. Were black and Asian people so common in ancient Britain that they'd need to be represented in this setting?

Maybe if people today were actually original and encouraged more original series with new ideas, we wouldn't have to rehash and revise old stories/franchises that sometimes didn't have minorities for a good reason.

Don't care. I won't be watching it.

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Being racist is a good thing

Don't care, still watching

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I didn't know hobbits existed back then

They would have existed, they just didn't make it into any history books back then

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Those elephants were stated to have been transported from a foreign land, idiot. They weren't suddenly living in the Shire with no explanation like black and Asian Hobbits.

Why do Americans do this?

i'll watch
just to see how badly they'll fuck it up
i think i'll make it barely ten minutes in

Lord of the Rings Show's they wont make a zillion dollars like in the Movies.

Thank god I was fucking terrified of seeing white people on my TV, thank you new article

this tbqh

Seriously. The less white people I see on TV, the better.

hobbits literally didn't exist in the timeline the show takes place in. isn't it like thousands of years before lotr? this shit makes no sense.

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>When Saruman turns most evil, he becomes rainbow colored
You know, I suspect Tolkien wasn't lgbt friendly

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>hobbits literally didn't exist
yes they did, they didn't just magic into existence during the 3rd age. They just kept east of the misty mountains and didn't get involved in any of the big events

This is the Cheddar Man, actually historically accurate reconstruction of a prehistorical english man. Descendants with similar genes have been found living nearby.

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Why don't you get off your ass and do something more productive than watching TV? It's not like most shows are good anyway

>Good

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a lie

>Let's get them niggaz, boizzzzzz
>[Goooooooosh, nigga]

>tfw no hot yet shy LotR nerd gf to hate harry potter and have sex with ;_;

>be on your guard! There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the earth

Laketown is a multikulti shithole

browner =/= nigger, you racist

Lake Town must be the in universe Toronto Canada

>cold as fuck
>all these pocs shitting in the streets
>dwarfs (rubs guantlets) live in a massive fortress nearby covered in gold while your house is literally twigs
>literally tranny in second command to the leader of the Town

Just fucking Smaug us already

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No one is watchin this tho. Racebait killed the watchmen series. And now gonna kill this fraud too.

BASED

Why are you shilling this shit just fuck off allready

>I suspect Tolkien wasn't lgbt friendly
Literally the opposite actually, Tolkien was an lgbt ally

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Multicultural as in European still, only the films made it pozzed.

>Still trying to lie about the Cheddar Man

kek

holy based

i got something to flop
*unzips dick*

i think you mean "unzips" or "unzips fly"
unless....unless you don't...

That stinkpiece was written specifically to get clicks. Not a single true thing in it.

Based

No hobbits in 2nd age.

>falling for the cheddarman shite
The guy behind that research, whatever it was published in, is a woke faggot who makes all of his reconstructions as black as he can because le diversity is strength. The science only suggests that he (Cheddarman) lacked the markers for distinctly pale skin common in most of Europe today. That doesn't mean he's an abbo, it means that his skin color was somewhere between a modern bong and the darker end of the slider. In reality his skin color was probably something along the lines of your average working class Spaniard with a tan.