Reed richards

>reed richards
>literally the smartest person in the entire multiverse
>trillion times smarter than fucking iron man
>only person to be respected by galactus
>even dr doom agrees that reed is better than him secret wars ending
>does a fucking stretch attack against an omega level nexus being like wanda
>what in the goddamn fuck?
>has literally less dialogues in the film
>stupid costume
>I’m sure sam raimi nor michael waldron wanted this, it was entirely feminists at marvel
>marvel fucking completely ruined reed richards for me

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Yeah but that was just a variant see. The multiverse means there’s multiple Reed Richard’s walking around.

The costume looks good, I recon.
But you know the real reason is because he's a strong, capable white guy, and that's illegal in movies now.

>galactus
wait have they introduced galactus in the mcu already?
did they gave him the giant silly purple hat?

he was the dumbest reed richards out of all the other reeds in the multiverse

Who is that in the background doing their best eiffel tower cosplay?

THE SMARTEST PERSON
IN THE DUMBEST UNIVERSE
IS DUMB

This reed is just a jim from office

Marvel doesn't need Jim from the office because /ourreed/ is coming back.

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>This is my colleague Black Bolt, allow me to explain how his power works

He means in the 616 continuity. I don't think Reed is gonna work in the MCU because Reed in comics only works if he is smart (this requires the writer to also be smart) or he's a camera for the audience. Like in Secret Wars, Reed is basically just a camera to show the actually intelligent Reed (1610) using him to get to Doom's source of power so that he can usurp Doom.

>if hes so smart why is he dead
cant make this shit up

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It doesn't look very good in motion. Too much unecessary clutter.

Blacktain Marvel

Were Black Bolt, Captain Britain, and Professor X meant to be the versions we've seen in previous shows, movies, and cartoons, or just random variants?

They were clearly variants because none of them made sense in the context of their previous iterations

I like how Black Bolt, a man with the highest self discipline to not open his mouth, panics and screams because he can’t open his mouth

he'll probably have more attack moves in another movie you sad little weeb

maybe he had a stuffy nose & couldn’t breathe

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It was just a prank, Wanda. I thought your stapler in jello was funny, it doesn't have to end like this!

He's smart but he never utilizes his powers

He's also a fucking reality warper and by all measures should have just been able to undo what she did.

>I have no mouth but I can scream

He's already starting to shout when Wanda seals his mouth, his head fork glowing is indicator that his power is charging up. You see it in the flashback when he executes alternate Strange.

>>marvel fucking completely ruined reed richards for me
Good. That was the goal.

forgot the webm

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how it really would have went
>we have an anti magic field installed here just for such emergencies
>slaps her on her ass
>finds the solution for her insanity
>roll credits

already dealing with two characters who can bend space and time
gets into stupidville real quick
doesnt help the writers dont have original ideas besides cameos and mary sues

Wanda was Dwight?

DWIGHT, NO!

>The whole point of the scene was for the Illuminati to job to Wanda
>Wanda also killed a white woman and a black woman

THIS IS PROOF WHITE MEN ARE OPPRESSED!!!

You incel spergs genuinely deserve to be euthanised, the whole film had a white man as the lead role

>b-But muh feminist conspiracy...

Wanda was the villain of the film, a woman was shown in a bad light and her actions were condemned by everyone...

So Jim was the retarded variant?

What was Reed's plan here? Punch her with his stretchy powers? What a fucking idiot

>>trillion times smarter than fucking iron man

that's not true

How many times has Reed richards been ruined for you now?

He was reaching for her breast. That's literally rape.

I saw this and immediately wanted to leave, seriously these guys are supposed to be the avengers of this universe or some shit and richards is like 300 IQ and his tactical masterplan is to literally reach out and grab her as slowly as possible? That's when I remembered I was watching a film for 8 yr olds

You're overthinking it. That's the stretchy man from F4. He does stretchy attacks.

Certainly panic-inducing. I buy it. Should’ve been foreshadowed though

Kang is black so they had to kill the white one to bring in the black one. CRINGE

>167726842
>You incel spergs genuinely deserve to be euthanised, the whole film had a white man as the lead role

Didn’t his love interest get blacked though?

I dunno about you but when I go to scream, I can stop at any time

Victor will be angry

He was doofus Reed. I liked the guy who played Reed in the 2005(?) Film

He wanted to grab some wanda titties before he died

>that power pose in the back
can a person even start walking from a position where their feet are farther apart from their shoulders? does she do an offscreen hop to get back up to her standing height and start moving around?

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I guess it's more like letting out a sneeze for him.

Him and Blackbolt were added in reshoots. That's why they immediately die and there's no reaction from the two captions.

Guess korra fans are about the right age to be writing marvel films now.

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>Reed Richards cameo
>played by Jim from The Office to please all the redditors and funko pop owners that have been demanding it for years
>does nothing
>says a few lines
>only does he stretchy powers once
>gets shredded to death by Scarlet Witch

I'm thinking based 2bh

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They were not reshoots

Pretty sure they literally only added the illuminati to prove they had the rights back to xmen, the fantastic four, and inhumans for the main marvel universe to autists and nothing else

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Why do people keep saying ‘job’

Is that some kind of urban YouTube / twitch slang

Weeb/wrestling meme. It's fucking obnoxious.

It's a term im pretty sure comes from r/whowouldwin on reddit, when a character could easily decimate another or stand up for themselves but is fucking around doing something unreasonable for the situation instead. It's usually used to refer to speedsters like The Flash

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it started with WWE to refer to a wrestler throwing a match intentionally (and uncharacteristically) to make a new promo or up-and-comer look good.

This black captain marvel actress can't fucking play

Yes, be glad they didn't bring back Ioan Gruffudd

How powerful is Blackbolt? I just assumed he was just a guy with sonic screams but every day I hear something new like "he can fly" or "he has a super energy punch that can knock out anything".

he can explode planets

Oh my god stooooooop
You're making me hate him more

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The main character of this fucking movie is a capable white guy

Shonen protagonist level

>Reed Richards is shown using the tesseract to teleport around
>they mention he has magical sands that can make magic stop working
>he knows where Wanda lives
>can literally just teleport to her, use the sands and be done with it before Wanda even attempts to dream walk

My headcanon is:
>their Dr. Strange effortlessly cheesed Thanos with the Darkhold
>their Dr. Strange kneeled and let Blackbolt kill him
>because of this, the Illuminati never got their shit kicked in by high level supers and are completely unprepared

woah

He wasn't using the tesseract.

He's the only good Reed and I hope that they get around to him eventually in a mainline Reed and Victor team up movie or some shit.

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The face on the ape gets me everytime. What the fuck is she actually trying to portray?