Could American Psycho be successfully be rebooted with a modern female girlboss protagonist?

but Magnus Carlsen is a white man, and this is clearly some kind of thai ladyboy

You know she probably just saved those occasions where she went eating out. Don't be retarded.

By paying a maid who actually takes cares of their man i assume.

is she a prostitute? thats why she keeps saying business?

Consultant on what?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit_job

Is she a prostitute? She says talking about business, but i assume her pimp already set out the prices...

Checked and yeah I'm thinking the same thing

I want to bash these whores skulls in no cap

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Dubs confirm it

>we have these packages available to you (that white men will apply and design) and this package is best for your company.
This pretty much several times a day. She is basically a sales person you meet in the supermarket trying to make you purchase their product, only overpaid, and with a bunch of useless fluff to make their company looks more "sophisticated".

>6:40 am
>early

lmao ngmi. waking up at 7 am is just the default for being a functioning, responsible adult. Anyone that wants to go anywhere is starting their day sub-5am

wage slavery is good
working builds character and whatever

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>Could American Psycho be successfully be rebooted with a modern female girlboss protagonist?
No because it wouldn't be taken seriously.
Any somewhat well built male would easily overpower a woman

We live in a society.

>she probably just saved those occasions where she went eating out
>Don't be retarded
You're seriously retarded if you don't think these people eat out every meal. Sure sometimes it's grilled ahi tuna or some shit but most of the time it's $15 meals from the bodega. They then justify it by thinking "I save so much time not cooking I'm basically saving money!"
Is she gonna pay the maid to fuck her hubby too?

>day in the life
>no actual work

Fuck eating the rich, we should be eradicating the entire corporate workforce. These people are fucking leeches.

What is a 27 year old doing as the VP of an investment firm?

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these are the people who depopulated the earth

murders and executions, mostly

The joke is that everyone is a vice president of some small division at their office.

But when does she have time to shitpost on Yea Forums?

your kids will eat bugs so she can maintain her level of consumption

His father practically owns the company

>walks into a million dollar office
>works from her laptop on a tiny corner desk that looks like a table at Starbucks
what?

>5am

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>autistic nord sperg
Wow, such a role model

Reminds me of when I was a bag boy in the airport and my full title was Ramp Agent.

Glorified salesman/technical support. It's one of those bullshit administrative positions that they give out to kids from good schools because they'd rather have you working for them than somebody else.

>exercise
casually walk on a treadmill
>and do something with some puny dumbells

You clearly dont talk to a lot of people

>with a modern female girlboss protagonist?
that is what the eventual Theranos film will be

>actually starting work at 9:30
>several hours in meetings doing nothing
>shows no actual work getting done the entire day

She would be fired from my job before she even showed up, I start every day at 7am. And women bitch about male privilege...

Why do many women so often buy into eating literal peasant garbage and thinking it's healthy simply because the fucking label says so?

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Damn girl do you ever stop eating?

Yeah its funny how low effort women workout usually is.

>favorite way to talk about business
What do you think they actually talk about

Notice how she goes home to an empty house.

Why are you coping so hard? I was literally at an entrepreneurs-in-user's city conference last week and guess how many people brought sack lunches, re-re

they did the same thing in india to the peasants, to the point they actually adapted to it and meat can fuck some of them up now. the roots of civilization is a warlord class enslaving peasants and making them grow/eat grass powder

>bringing lunches to a conference means they always eat out!
KEK

In open plan offices people like to reserve those small meeting/videoconference booths as their personal office space whenever they can claim they need a quiet space for their work.
t. wagie who cleans it up

>peasant garbage
youtube.com/watch?v=WeVcey0Ng-w

>daily stand up
>morning meetings
>afternoon meetings
at what point does she do actual work, sounds like a bullshit job. my bet is she is an esg consultant

She's a moderately attractive young woman, so 60+ boomers are happy to throw her hundreds of thousands of dollars to sit in meetings and do nothing but look pretty.

It also helps them avoid controversy and 'gender equalise' their corporation by filling all the young new positions with women, so that none of the old men that occupy all of the senior positions need to give up any of their jobs.
The young men that are incapable of getting the new junior positions as a result can just go fuck themselves lmao

Lol retard

>somehow worked my way up to a supervisor position in a insurance company
>my job is more on a technical side, overseeing "behind the scenes" operations like putting people in the system, money transactions going smoothly , etc.
>have to rub elbows with department heads, directors from time to time
>these people spend 6+ hours EVERY DAY in calls, talking about god knows what, management mumbojumbo

I would legitimately rather dig ditches than be one of them, i don't understand how they don't blow their heads off

Again, you just seem insecure about something, IDK what it is. When I was a Masters' student most of my dickhead classmates would eat out for lunch too. I guarantee I meet more people than you, basement dweller with crotch rot
Feeling the squeeze from all those UberEats orders or something?

Explains why Pajeets are such low IQ morons. There is no way, you can develop healthy brain living of the plants.

Bin men in my area are now called recycling engineers.

>h-he won't know I double-posted because this board doesn't have IDs!
Seriously if you're insecure about how much you spend on eating out just stop, don't take other people's embarrassment vicariously lol

u seem flustered

in a book called Mrs. Beeton's Book of Household Management she notes that even though the semites "forbade" the eating of pork, they still kept huge herds of swine for some reason

Love this guy and his channel.

Numbers don't lie. Most of these "consultants" are closed sales people in reality. They don't want to admit it or see it. Sitting all day on the laptop creating kpi reports in Salesforce or Sap and having MS Teams meetings , discussing useless okr goals or some other bullshit.

It's an slowly soul crushing existence.

>T. Higher management who doesn't deal with this shit anymore.

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there are 25 year old "vice presidents" at goldman sachs

This is a fake job, the entire American economy is just finance bulshitting and is completely fake. The next market crash and following 10 years (minimum) of bear market these people will be killing themselves on a scale greater than the Great Depression

I worked the baggage terminal side and my title would've literally translated into English as "lobby loader". No idea what the proper English term is

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Either that or just PR bullshit

hey man, don't compare their food to peasant food, peasants actually make healthy and delicious meals, especially on feasts

Shit judgment. Thats why u always pick where to eat

Do people in nice jobs only work 6 hours a day?

holy roastie seethe lmao

Seething

Most NYC offices have the Big Splash entrance which make your company look legitimate. Actual employees are stuffed wherever the fuck or in open floorplan to cut costs. C-level gets the corner offices, everyone else can suck it.
>t. worked in Midtown at many different places

I have stand ups once per week and that's bad enough already.
Also
>meetings all day long

>le beer is so manly!
it raises your estrogen levels and is nothing but empty calories

Quote both the posts if you're so insecure and I'll cap it.

many jobs, nice or not, can be done in much less than 8 hours a day. most of the time is just spent dragging your feet through something that can be done quickly because there's nothing else for you to do to fill up the rest of your work day otherwise

your ancestral diet was starvation you filthy peasant

what do you do now?

Men wouldn't watch a fuckin so called "reboot". Woman can't play those roles. It's not believable.

They would just break down and cry or talk shit behind the back or fuck with the work buddies, that's it

take the women working in hops fields pill

two more weeks

>22 year old consultant
Cocksultant, more like

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Don't project your shit ancestry on me, you amerilard

I've never understood this. What jobs are these? Every job I've had I've had client work to do and when I've done that I can move in to other work in an infinite loop.

>i don't understand how they don't blow their heads off
Money.
I know what you mean about it looking like a shitty position because they work longer hours and they have to do a load of talking, but they're on good salaries to compensate. My boss works 10 hours a day but is also on triple my salary so it's fair enough.

I mean this can be said for many cities worldwide lol. WeWork blew it

you did not fucking eat meat every day, your ancestors ate barley stew and porridge

I was a manager for like a year and my job started to become 'sit in this meeting repeating what we already said over email and wasting half your day so you can stay late catching up'

I laughed when i found out my job stacking shelves at a supermarket was titled TRADING OPERATIVE.

I couldn't tell you the last time my father wanted to cook. Those with money always eat out