I showed the hairdresser a picture from peaky blinders and of course it didn't work

looking good mate

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

move to Puerto Rico, that's the hottest look

What am I looking at?

just fuck my shit up, fâm

I'm well over 400 pounds

>When they're finished cutting your hair and you have to tell them it looks great but it looks like shit

A lot of baldy cope ITT, at least op has hair

Gee, I wonder why that haircut would look objectively better on this man and not a fat 4channer.

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it's over.

go suck off a jew if you like them so much you dumb fag

fat fuck

phoneposting faggot

Just Friar Tuck your shit up

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lmao someone shop the gun in this pic

Why are you paying a hairdresser, just buy a shaving device and buzz it as short as you want it and then let it grow however long you wish before shaving again. You can just shave the sides as well, get a mirror for the back of your head if you want to not just shave the entirety.

This will save you money not having to go to the hairdresser multiple times.

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bruh no cap imma keep 100 wit yall but you deadass be lookin like the tip on my penis LMAOOOOOO

You’re fat you dummy. It was never going to work

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Oh no no no ohoho OOOOOHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!!
PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

lad in liverpool goes into a barbers shop
tells the barber i want my hair cut like the beetles
barber says right sit down lad
gives him a short back and sides tidies up the top
lad says oi the beetles don't have their hair cut like that
barber says they would do if they come in here

bert looking mofo

OP is a fatfuck and doesn't have the chin to pull off

get a ceaser, you cant pull off 90% of hairstyles unless you have the bone structure and looks. sad reality but take my suggestion and you'll look like a sick cunt.

based, simple as.

>can you please make me look like oliver tree please

For me it’s hy

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Lmao

MAYBE IT WAS ME WHO WAS FUCKIN UP

Dumb an dumber sequel???

>jew cock sucking faggot
why are you like this

On the bright side you could pretend to be Moe from Three Stooges.

I have this haircut

Anglo Saxon monk tier. Looks great

>jobs to the normans
why do chuds always root for the losers kek

>see these haircuts getting popular maybe idk 10 years ago
>go to the hair dresser not knowing what they're called
>have some pics saved on my phone
>start showing the dude pictures of actual nazis because that's all they post on /fa/
>dude has no idea wtf kind of haircut I want
>tell him "i think it's called the 'hitler youth' hair style"
He tried his best but it kinda came out bad. Maybe it was mostly my fault for being a retard.

Meds, fatty.

I call it a comb over with a fade

I miss it
There is no way I can pull pic related off

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shut the fuck up bitch lmao you mad I called you out you’re shit
Take it on the chin and fuck off dumb jew lover bitch

Chud moment

I unironically asked for this in 2006. The female hairdresser nodded and didn't speak to me again for the rest of the haircut, and this was my usual go-to barber for years and she was always friendly and chatty until that day.

I didn't go back.

Kek, beta life

>ask hairdresser for what he thinks looks good
>gives me a generic ugly haircut
Every single time
Nigga you are the expert you know what looks good for what head size

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

DELETE THIS

Maybe next time you should not forget how that kind of haircut only works with attractive and fit men.

>There is no way I can pull pic related off
I've never seen anyone who can

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It's amazing how punchable your autistic face is even with all that covering

nice jewelry faggot

They look like fags and you look like a fag so it's spot on.

He is banging five different teenage girls this week

stop being fat, problem solved

>people still go to barber shops in 2000+22
dios mio

Anglo-Saxonbros… not like this..

This
Just buy one of this and ask your gf to cut your hair
Fuck the barber jew

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this stuff looks vile
also the ads i've seen for this are retarded

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Just cut your own hair. I haven't ben to a barber in years.

what is hard to describe about it? Tell them you want the sides done with a 2 or 21 guard trimmers and just take a small amount off the top? I have given myself this haircut a 100 times

1 or 2 guard for the trimmers I meant, not 21, fat fingered it

I shaved my head in January of 2021 and haven't touched it since, I have no idea what to do with it

just fuck my shit up senpai

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This guy definitely shits his pants whenever a black person appears in a TV show.