Raimi managed to put together the most creative and, unironically...

>splits Mr fantastic, literally
>blows up notAquaman's brains on screen by sealing his mouth Mr Anderson style
>BTFO some Cap Marvel
>slices femCapAmerica's torso with a shield so fast she can't catch
>walks on glass bare feet GIMME MY CHILDREN
>reverse mind-Fuck Sir Patrick Stewart and physically breaks his neck
Honest kino.

You have to watch Marvels shitty TV shows to understand what's going on. It sucks.

studio ruined it by adding eddie Brock, everything else around it is pretty good but overall the film isn't kino

i just hope the capeshit era will end soon.
in the mean time we have to put up with this stupid shill threads.

I honestly don't believe box office numbers anymore. How come euphoria is more popular than anything marvel has made for disney+ yet this wandavision 2.0. makes a billy? Keep in mind the euphoria mogging we know from objective third parties

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You think THIS was the turning point?

its only creative if you never read the gita.

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commercially and public opinion wise I mean. capeshit is still the #1 show in town

SYNCRETE

are you retarded? I'm not insulting you i'm genuinely curious who's served with this shit and eats it with a smile

It has brown girl with 2 mothers, and a black man/white woman wedding, so chuds are naturally mad and crying about it being shit.

Shit mcu shill thread, check my digits

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lol poor and pathetic west still just only borrows from the vedas, even the multiverse science. Truly shows that jews and lefties are pathetic mental retards.

Why didn't Wanda just get knocked up in her own universe? Where did she think all of her alternate universe kids came from? "waaaah the only man I have ever loved is dead" Did she think that fucking some limey android was going to get her pregnant?

> villian is a post wall white woman screeching about muh kids
> all the homos and blacks are retards and die 5 minutes later
> the lesbian moms gets sucked in a hole and btfo
I enjoyed it

Sorcerer supreme kino

So is it confirmed that Krasinski as Mr Fantastic was only meant for a cameo in this movie and nothing more?
The fact that the MCU's Strange recognizes that Mr Fantastic is a comic-book/show from the 60s confirms that there can't be a Fantastic Four as bring in-universe comic book characters from a different universe and making them actual super heroes is too retarded even for Marvel.

fpbp

Sure, Raimi paying tribute to b-horror iconography using high budget CGI is fun, but the script is just Marvel in peak "Banging action figures together" mode. I'd argue it's one of the most by the numbers Marvel movies yet.

howl at the moon while you still can demon, india will fall to globohomo terrorism the same as the rest. your descendants will belong to the same globalist masonic fruitcake religion that mine will

It survived Shang Chi and Eternals

ok pajeet.

it was weird for me seeing olsen actually act in a marvel movie. she was really good.

Eat shit, shill.
It's the same old generic capeshit, except they allowed just a few little crumbs of Raimi's personality to shine through.

Does Dr.Strange's bull cuck get killed?

Do Americans really?

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MCU drones are attacking precisely for taking risks and not being generic.
Civil War didn’t have the balls to kill anyone because they didn’t want to tarnish their heroes by making them do anything bad with actual consequence.
Then comes Scarlet Witch and evaporates people alive, chops them in half, explodes their brains, etc.

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Bill Gates applauds Indian vaccine manufacturers - Hindustan ...

There's a Fantastic 4 MCU in the works, but we don't know the cast yet. Also, the 60s thing was referring to a band. He said "didn't you chart in the 60s?".

But all of her lines of dialogue was shit. It would've been better if she didn't talk at all

What's the band? Rolling Stones?

Even if it was a slight cop-out by having them be alternate universe characters, it's great that they didn't shy away from killing off characters that brutally and quickly just to hype up Wanda's strength.

So why don't critics like it? I mean 75% for a marvel film isn't really that good considering every marvel film before endgame had above 85%. Are critics just now getting sick of capeshit or what?

Killing multiverse nobodies isn't risky or novel. It's an absolute shitshow of a script

Apparently there was a band called the Fantastic Four in the 60s

Knowing Strange's sense of humour (and his encyclopedic knowledge of music from his surgeon days), it was probably a snide comment about the Fantastic Four sounding like a 60s band name, specifically the Jackson Five, which also makes sense since the F4 is also (mostly) a family.

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has never seen WandaVision

It's a fucking Beatles joke you braindead 12 year olds.

its so good, but like only if your a raimi fan. i cant imagine people excited about the MCU to show up to this and watch all of the cameos get murdered followed up by a zombie strange making a cloak of evil dead spirits

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Name one MCU hero so far who did evil murderous shit like that.

My bad, there indeed was a band called The Fantastic Four in the sixties. Still, it's a neat call-back to Strange's musical trivia knowledge from the first movie.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fantastic_Four_(band)

>zombie strange making a cloak of evil dead spirits
Necromancy and control of evil spirits is pretty based

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Explain.

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The music note battle was disappointing but this part immediately pulled me back in, once he started talking about dreamwalking I immediately realised what was gonna come next, and i'm glad it looks like they're not shying away from Strange suffering at least some kind of consequences from using the Darkhold before it was destroyed forever.

You may well be the dumbest, most culturally illiterate person I have ever encountered on this website.

A common nickname for The Beatles was "The Fab Four".

Strange is making a snarky joke by insinuating that "Fantastic Four" sounds like "Fab Four".

Why do twitter people think that MCU drones are the ones who attack an MCU movie? MCU drones are the ones that defend every movie they put out, retard

General audiences would be the ones to not like it and attack it

>It's everyone else who's wrong!
Yeah keep going with that OP

>A common nickname for The Beatles was "The Fab Four"
Thx. I've never heard that. Is that were the Fab Five name came then?

I'm sorry I'm not a boomer.
Oh wait no I'm not sorry.

Why does Doctor Strange and most other characters look the same in every universe but Peter Parker looks completely different?

I'm 22. The Beatles were the most popular band in the history of music. You're just fucking dumb.

Dr. Strange should have been acted by Vincent Price.

Are you forgetting about Gator Loki, Girl Loki, Black Loki, and Classic Loki?

Dr. Strange? More like Dr. Simp.
His relationships were pretty cringo.

Dr. Strange?
More like... Tl;Dr. Strange.
Too much boring exposition.

The Bad
>movie opens on Planet Drool (compositing at Sharkboy and Lava Girl levels)
>Wong is submissive and provides exposition to Wanda after having everyone around him slaughtered
>Wanda has limitless power in-universe that manifests almost exclusively as bullet/missile proxies, same applies to Strange, except when it doesn't
>Chavez learns to control her power out of nowhere
>everything involving the Illuminati is just so laughably awful that it has to be intentional satire, from the casting to the dialogue to the costuming
>Wanda is le Chosen One
>"I'm glad I fell into your reality." Because all the other realities are anti-LGBTQ+ is the subtext
The Good
>tempest in a teacup/Charlie Bone photo during the possession
>zombie strange spirit cloak
It was horribly written and badly paced. Most of the visual effects were average to bad. If it had actually gone full comedy, it could have been great.

> the lesbian moms gets sucked in a hole and btfo
Yeah but the movie forces you to feel sorry for them which I won't

>since Iron Man (2008)
Stopped reading there, can you stupid fags stop claiming that Ironman was good, only the first 8 minutes of the movie were interesting, the rest was absolute generic and bland garbage.
I do realize that you zoomers don't have much but really just stop, Iron man was just like all the other Marvel shit movies that fallowed, your marvel movies are bottom of the barrel, made for mouth breathing idiots.

I thought the Beatles during the film but apparently there was an actual band called The Fantastic Four who did chart in the 60s. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fantastic_Four_(band)

>unironic
>soul
>blaming viewers

You shills are getting lazy. At least try a little bit to earn those mousebucks

I'm glad the number of quips were down to just a few jokes and they took the events seriously and Wanda was viewed as an actual threat I hope he directs more MCU stuff in the future