Yeah, I'm thinking based
Yeah, I'm thinking based
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Tranette no passto
Wow is that real?
Mario if he real
>cant write your own fantasy books
>have to hijack the white mans
many such cases
youtube.com
kino interview
why be original if you can rewrite history
>implying you can be original
give the books back Tyrone
>t.never read the books
you chose war
They're described as swarthy and I'm married
>EVEN THOUGH THE BOOKS DESCRIBE SOME OF THEM AS BROWN
It's funny that your kind don't know white people can be tan without magically turning into negroes.
Based
swarthy =/= black
>t.retard who doesn't understand that white people tan in the sun and Sam was a gardener who spent all his time in the sun.
I believe this women is playing one of the harfoots
>brownish character
>immediately cast a nigger
>the entirety of the Harfoot breed were gardeners
lol
>browner
Strange that Tolkien (who has repeatedly said his stories are English and devoted to England) used the word "browner" and not "brown" to describe them. It's almost as if he didn't mean they were brown.
Your picture literally says Harfoots = Farmer Hobbits. So yes, lol. lol at you.
Browner just means more tan not jogger brown.
Like actual farmers have a tan compared to city basedboys
>167714633
I'm still not watching your show.
brown is browner than beige, brainlet
Original and Organic
Btw, Amber is losing.
>Brown skin
>is dumb as a rock
>calls Frodo "Massa"
It checks out, only thing that goes against it is his eldest daughter, Elenor, has curly golden hair and bright blue eyes. Unless Rosie cucked him
And there's a large spectrum of colour after beige but before brown that can be labelled as "browner". You did understand what I posted before you responded, right?
>every fictional white society must have the demographics of 2022 London
This is getting old.
I'd bet my house he meant that browner skin tone some Welsh have eg. Tom Jones
When white people see other white people back from holidays after catching a tan they say stuff like "Oh, you look nice and brown." they do not say retard shit like "Oh, you like nice and beige." cunt.
No one is going to watch your stupid pointy eared midget shit, no one cares, we were done with these threads moths ago, fuck off allready
It means mediterranean not subsaharan african you dolt
>demographics of 2022 London
doubtful, they filmed in New Zealand remember. Much more likely to see chink/Maori extras than blacks
>tfw browner Bond is bester Bond
>show's
Why can't Americans use apostrophes correctly?
We aren’t stopping at abortion tranny
It is correct. The hobbits belonging to the lord of the rings show won't be all white like in the movies.
>show's = show is
yep you're a fucking moron.
Jej
Fucking dumbass.
Oh wow, I didn't know there had already been a black Bond!
ESL
You can use an apostrophe in the possessive form of a noun to indicate ownership. You are in my debt now since you owe me an apology. Since you can never pay this debt to me, I now own you.
Kek
No need to introduce yourselves.
No, he's right. An apostrophe can be used to denote a contraction, but also as a possessive. So in this context, it's "belonging to the show" and not "show is".
Whereas the "he's" and "it's" I've used are contractions for "he is and "it is". Strangely, the posessive "its" doesn't have the apostrophe.
Here's a test for you, work out which one is correct in the below for a group of mothers and which one applies to a single mother with multiple dresses:
>the mums' dresses were red
>the mum's dresses were red
It literally says "Lord of the Rings show is hobbits won't be all white like in the movies."
I'm a fucking ETL. If I can see it's wrong why can't supposed native speakers?
>You can use an apostrophe in the possessive form of a noun to indicate ownership.
You can use an apostrophe in the possessive form of a noun to indicate ownership.
>You can use an apostrophe in the possessive form of a noun to indicate ownership.
You can use an apostrophe in the possessive form of a noun to indicate ownership.
See
I'm just not gonna watch it
Hahahahahahaha
Yes I know he's right but hes still ESL and has no place on my board
lol, LOTR is just stolen norse mythology repackage for cultureless anglos. It makes sense that the heirs to the anglosphere (degenerate mutts) would mold it. It is literally their tradition
With grammar like yours, I don't think you're in any position to dictate ESL status.
>LOTR is just stolen norse mythology repackage for cultureless anglos.
So where's the short as fuck, house-hold mischief spirit elves my retarded as fuck cultureless chinese friend?
Get raped faggot
EL HOBBIT: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL HOBBIT ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el hobbit NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES HOBBIT EN ``LATÌN ???
*``HOBBITUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN HOBBIT ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES DE COMARCA
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS HUMANOS LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
>Get raped faggot
>go collect a homosexual victim of rape
See, when you miss out important commas, your insults fail to land and you make yourself the joke, my ESL friend.
You are not proficient in English.
lol, the elves from LoTR are just the ljosalfar, but it doesn't matter, Tolkein admit that he created his patchwork of germanic myths because anglos inherently lack culture and mythology of their own. Cope all you want as Niggers and Jew shit all over your anglo fanfiction
Well the Shire is meant to be based on England, so obviously they can't be white now.
>thinks white people remain pale while working under the sun all day and don't get tanned
>doesn't understand the whole "pale is beautiful" came from the rich elites who never worked outside all day and remain pale looking.
>this is a common thing among many cultures like in India which also promoted lighter skin as "better" and a symbol of wealth
Kek
>the elves from LoTR are just the ljosalfar
I accept your concession. Nowhere in the Edda does it describes that elves as pointy-eared humans
They're also the dokkalfar. Tolkien separated the two in his stories based on whether that particular group of elves made it to the land of the gods or not. The light elves got there (and some came back), while the dark elves stayed in the forests of Middle-earth, back before the sun had been made.
Ignore the idiots here who think Tolkien wasn't a huge fan of European myths and folklore, so he took the bits he liked to make his own one for England.