What is the most pathetic celebrity net worth you've ever seen?
What is the most pathetic celebrity net worth you've ever seen?
Brayden Myers
Zachary Barnes
>getting sued for 50m
??
Grayson Sullivan
>riding horses
I knew she gave me psycho horse girl vibes
Jose Reyes
If I see her on the street I'll jab her with a used needle and give her HIV.
We must DESTROY the roasties.
1 4 8 8.
Hudson Clark
should read in the negative because it is debt
Lucas Cook
not as bad as I thought
Zachary Foster
Most people in the entertainment industry are very stupid and aren't actually worth much. They're only rich as long as their ACTUALLY rich handlers decide to keep sponsoring them.
Elijah Nelson
Jaxson Johnson
based /pol/ pozzedkorps
Carter Howard
I figured it would be about ten times less than that.
Aiden Morales
fuck I thought I'd be first
Sebastian Long
literally who
also
>imagine being named Blonsky while looking like a blobsky
Henry Miller
Brandon Flores
im startin to think these things arent accurate... isnt this dude homeless and living on any dudes who will allow him to crash on their cots for sex now?
Julian Barnes
That has to be fake.
She can't be from the movie HAIRSPRAY.
Andrew Turner
How do we explain this ?
David Adams
He's homeless by choice, he got kicked out of his apartment and has been too intoxicated too sort out a new one.
He could go work at any comedy club he wanted any time he wanted, probably sell a special to netflix if he wanted, but he would rather be high.
Chase Powell
where did it all go wrong
Cooper Long
she was raised outside of texas but got tired of the texan lifestyle? what?
Angel Morgan
detroit rock city bombing unfairly, that movie's awesome
Brody Taylor
Well, according to that page
>When he was fifteen, he began a sexual relationship with his twenty-eight-year-old tutor, Jaqueline Domac. His uncle attempted to have her prosecuted for statutory rape but was unsuccessful. Domac sued Furlong for domestic abuse in 1999.
Josiah Moore
>abandons Christ
>becomes insane
Landon Adams
He's gonna take you back to the past
And let you fuck his wife in the ass
He'd rather have, a big black bull
Shoot a giant load in his ear
Christian Richardson
It’s an estimate
Jason Campbell
Owen Evans
De niro was in the fockers
Kevin Morris
Isaac Cook
He's looking good in that photo.
Someone post the one with him and the porn star.
Jose Lewis
its all a lie now because thats all his wifes now
Ian Young
>Hi user! It’s me, Nikki Blonski from the hit movie Hairspray. Just leaving another message to say I’d love to work with you some time, user. Call me back when you can!
Christopher Lopez
Groom a literal underage boy and then sue them years later with no repercussions whatsoever. It must be incredible being a woman, just do whatever the fuck you want with no responsibility and society will just bend itself to your will to help you
Caleb Allen
This bitch was a failed actress when she met Johnny. Not content with living off of him and using his clout to get roles, she had to make abuse accusations to get millions from him because she would get nothing in a normal divorce and she wanted to ride the metoo bandwagon and get roles using the victimhood publicity all at the expense of Johnny's career.
Cooper Butler
LITERALLY ME
Hunter Rodriguez
Are any of these net worths even accurate? They can only go by information that’s made public. They’re not going to know everything about what an actors owes, has, and so forth
Connor Peterson
No they're bullshit, it's literally someone guessing and can't take account of any investments as they aren't public
Jonathan Sanders
Ian Barnes
I have $60k in savings and $35k in student debt so I have a net worth of $25k and I’m 26. Not counting my crypto assets because they’re basically $0 at this point.
I’ve fucked up bros.
Ryan Walker
sad
John King
kek
Samuel Lee
Rarely, I can't remember who said it, but I recall watching an interview of some celebrity who saw their supposed net-worth and said it was very inaccurate (but not confirming if it was higher or lower than their actual net-worth).
Brayden Morris
You are doing better than the majority of americans your age.
Colton James
>she wanted to ride the metoo bandwagon and get roles using the victimhood publicity all at the expense of Johnny's career.
What's funny is that she didn't manage to land any big roles without Depp. All she has to her name is Aquaman.
Caleb Bailey
>roastie used by hollywood
>hits wall
>spent her last movies earnings on xanax, mdma
>no more money
>might as well sue ex for some bean$
*plan backfires*
>captain countersues the vapid whore and wins in landslide
>donates 100% of the punitive damages to a charity for men going through the same shit
*press conference outside courtroom*
>walks out in famous red bandana
>says he's retiring in jack sparrows voice
>downs a megapint, takes a bow
>"drink up mi'hardys, yo ho!"
>sails off into the sunset to his private island on the black pearl
Sebastian Long
typical right ring retard approach. go back to your containment board you faggot, depp will lose. he has nothing to attack this poor woman with
Aiden Cruz
She barely starred in any blockbuster movies
What did you except
Jacob Flores
*expect
Colton Powell
Blake Sanders
>he has nothing to attack this poor woman with
well yes he never did, thats the whole point hes making in court LMAO
Adrian Powell
Ah cool, so he's somewhere between homeless and a millionaire. Good margin of error.
Ryan Reyes
>"drink up mi'hardys, yo ho!"
absolute K I N O
William Jackson
Juan Sanchez
She starred in the 24th highest grossing movie of all time
Jordan Howard
thats not pathetic thats based
he probably spent it all on alcohol
Cameron Garcia
and hot meals
Thomas Collins
Way too obv bait
Brody Cruz
Pretty sure Amber Heard came from a very wealthy family
Ian Wright
Matthew Morales
Isn’t she being sued for a lot more than that??
Samuel Brooks
Jonathan Ortiz
And EVA merch.
Cameron Sanchez
Nobu restaurants?.
Brandon Hill
She probably owes that Aquaman role to Elon Musk.
Camden Long
not like this dunkbros
Isaiah Williams
Never get a divorce
Logan Foster
oohh interesting