Where did it all go wrong Chrissybros?

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>watch it chrissy!

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When he sat on the dog. You know how T is with animals.

Wanted to be made too fast and got jealous over Jackie jr and tony b. hot head with tony's protection would have never made it past an associate

That guy would have been filling the condom dispensers at the local bowling alley if he wasn't related to tony so it was always wrong.

You know who had an arc? Noah

>there are people who feel bad for Chrissy even though he is arguably the worst guy in the glorified crew, morally speaking
Tony was a manipulative fuck but he only attacked women in rare circumstances. Chrissy went after the love of his life like she was a punching bag.

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Also a moronic cokehead and far as I know that shit was not well tolerated in the mafia.

this
you killed little Cosette? I ought to suffocate you, you little prick

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>rose through the ranks faster than anyone else because he was tony's pet
>didn't get executed for his constant fuck ups when any other member would've gotten their brains splattered for pulling the same shit no question asked
>still acted like a whiny entitled weak bitch 24/7
>Can't count how many times I heard him say "I'm sorry T."
Why do people like Chrissy again?

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Chrissy is an epitome of a severally insecure, unstable asshole with a delusions of grandeur. Pretty volatile combination if you ask me.
And yeah, he wouldn't get anywhere if he wasn't related to Tony, he'd be polishing Paulie's shoes until his retirement.

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Maybe the funniest moment in the show is when she says he killed the dog, and Tony gets this look on his face like you know exactly what he’s gonna say

he's addicted to drugs just like me

Something about sociopaths being more sympathetic to animals and babies than to people.

Being based and only caring about those that need nurturing

"She must have crawled under there for warmth" paired with adriana's look of pure disgust and diappointment is the funniest line on the show for me.

He was an asshole, no doubt, but he really didn't stand a chance. He had no father and got raised by a bunch of sociopathic wiseguys.

he doesn't have an arc just like me

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Sociopath detected.

never had the making of a varsity made guy

i like chrissy because he's a funny character. He treis to become a writer but he's a self obsessed asshole who can't see outside his own point of view, so he can't help but fail miserably.

Melfi even says it outright on the show, and Janice brings up the subject too in season 6.

sociopaths like babies and animals more than people becasue they don't have opinions of their own. they just exist, allowing the sociopath's ego to fill the whole room with nothing to push back.

>CHRISTUFAH I GOT MAD DRIP FR

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drugs are unironically bad. name one person that has done hard drugs non stop for 10+ years and is perfectly fine

Andy Dick

he stopped plenty of times

sure

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>wanted to be made too fast

Meanwhile T was capo before he was 30 and made just for robbing a made guy.
Chrissy honestly should have been made once he started killing people. Especially once Jimmy was gone.

The movie sucked ass but the main point was that Tony’s dad didn’t care about him or was in jail, and Chrissy’s “dad” was much worse as a father figure to Tony than Tony was to Chris. Basically Chase dabbing on Chrissyfags one last time.

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You know who had an ark? Noah

What was Tannenbaum's arc?

chase you're a hack

The ukulele.

>The movie sucked ass
Ok, but you gotta get over it.

I don't care about what the movie says, it's not canon.

the scenes with god in the jail were pretty kino, as was dickie crying in the warehouse. everything else sucked.

THIS GABBAGOOL IS BUSSIN FR

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NO CAP

The one thing that went too far with me was him reminding Tony he owes him for giving up Adriana. Like he should of been murdered for letting it happen under his nose.

No? Giving up his loved one for the family is far more than anyone of them has sacrificed, it's a show of loyalty the others wouldn't even understand.
Tony didn't owe him a favor, but he should have owed him a little bit of respect after that, or at least some trust.

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>Tony was a manipulative fuck but he only attacked women in rare circumstances

You think the way he pulled a piledriver on Gloria was justified?

they make anyone and everyone in new jersey. T was also brought in by his fawtha which helps.

>tfw I'm literally A. J. But then without any beautiful girlfriends

Yes, she was literally baiting

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Yeah because he hated her. Chris beat the shit out of Adriana and she was so good.

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kid was never that smaht to begin with.

>The movie

Non-canon.

This.

Haven't been here or Sopranos threads in forever, is this common sentiment?

Yes, that's how shit the movie actually is.

it's pretty dogshit

This show is overrated nothing like the godfather

I'd argue even dogshit is more appealing than that movie is.

Nah, Sopranos is fantastic.
Overrated shows are shit like the Wire, nu-Spartacus, GoT and Breaking Bad.

there is no sopranos movie, end of the subject!

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Nothing wrong with that. Takes all kinds.

I figured, what was even the point? What did he expand upon? Or was Chase looking for a quick buck?

It's not just common, it's anonymous.

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>What did he expand upon?
George floyd and BLM.
And I mean it 100% unironically, that's what the movie is about.

the sopranos movie, whatever happened there...

No sacred, all propane.

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Chase was looking for a quick buck. He's always been a hack.