They're Mommy and the Turd
Yes, Mommy and the Turd
One is a cutie, the others insane
They're bombshells on ice
Their genes are perfectly spliced
They're Mommy, they're Mommy and the Turd, Turd, Turd, Turd, Turd, Turd, Turd, Turs
They're Mommy and the Turd
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I’d leak her muffins if you know what I mean
nice golden skin
Turd and Insane doesn't rhyme. Should have said "...the other's absurd"
this desu, OP you're fired
imagine being heralded as one of the most attractive women in the world and then in a room of about 30 people you end up getting mogged, terrible luck
Damn, that’s the perfect milf
she looks mean
Amber is considered literally the most beautiful according to science and facts and logic (unironically, google it) so yeah, doctor mommy is like a supernatural event
watched any vids? she's educated and eloquent and mommy material
I want to be treated by her for my mommy fetish :3
Educated and Successful women are usually cunts with so many redflags you would be dead before you can detect them all.
I never did well in the poetry segment in English I actually didn't do English at all because I dropped out in grade 10
I fucking liked
Pinky and the brain just kicked in
She's outstanding in her field
I honestly wish she would just do contacts. Her true Milf form only reveals itself when she removes them and looks directly at you. I understand why she does it, makes her look hella young but she looks even better unobscured.
id fuck both
Sorry incels but she's married.
Woman on the left is obviously Asian.
Just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
insta? tiktok? twitter? deepfakes?
I love how calm she looks
And slightly amused
Her profession hopefully encourages introspection, which would increase self awareness and curb the turbo cunt tendencies of career women. Whether she's a bitch or not, I bet she still wants to get abused by a red cap wearing blue collar chad.
AMBER TURD
based deano
>If a girl is single, you're competing with 10+ other dudes
>If she's taken you're competing with 1
user, you're a brainlet, the act of removing glasses is sexier than never wearing them.
you may think dr curry is just a hot little package but she's educated
>implying that isn't sexy
>owns her own business
>address is on google
i send flowers to she
Based
It's an amazing turn on to consider how much Amber Turd seethes at Psych. Mommy.
is this a backdoor brutal moggings thread or what
>oh doctor i'm worried about my little user
> he's awfully shy and timid. Can you please help him come out of his shell
I've nutted to this pic like 3 times
she looks like she would make fun of my 5 incher
Guessing you never watched Pinky and the Brain and yes.
That particular shot is when the camera pans to her while another more qualified psychologist completely discredits her testimony.
>pic related
anything new lads?
Contacts give you dark circles
Now you are aware that hollywood "stars" look like shit without their special makeup, camera angles and CGI kek
How old is mommy?
She seems like she's in her 20's
42
POAST MOARE DR. MOMMY!!!!!!!
i made this last week but got banned lmao
*was
She hit the wall hard these past few years
Based
based, fuck jannies
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO DR. MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beauty fades easily for white women but intelligence and class stays forever. Too bad amber possesses neither.
Why is this Quack allowed to present herself as an "expert" in court?
Psychology is bullshit and an IQ 104 foid subject.
>"amber is completely normal"
>qualified psychologist
she should lose her license for this.
>dr mommy will never be your psychologist unnecessarily crossing and uncrossing her legs to tease you
sry, but my therapist is hotter than both of them.
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this is pathetic but she's hotter than Goodnight Moon so it's break even
Gay af breh
>gay
no u
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Imagine this bitch talking to herself for 15 minutes with that annoying voice only for her to think "yes, this is what the weirdos online simping for me will enjoy". Gotta be on some different level of low confidence to enjoy garbage like this
onlyfans???!
>Imagine this bitch talking to herself for 15 minutes with that annoying voice only for her to think "yes, this is what the weirdos online simping for me will enjoy"
You just summed up the entire femdom JOI industry.
yes, we enjoy them.
yeah no she doesn’t
>yes, this is what the weirdos online simping for me will enjoy
I mean, she's not wrong. Retards slurp shit like that up. Hopefully most of them are just staring at her cleavage.
If you remember her diagnosis she said that amber wants to be the center of attention above all else. She's seething about it 100%
Gotcha bro, it's not gay technically but might as well throw you off the roof with the rest of them when the time comes(2 weeks)
There's nothing gay about it, bros.
i wanna make flowers on mommy pusy
The shit that retard posted isn't even JOI, it's some weird ASMR hypnosis shit. Listening to a woman talk dirty is understandable, but this "OOOOOOOO LOOK AT YOUR HAND, LOOK AT MY EYES YOU ARE SLEEEEEEPY" shit is fucking retarded.
hypno fetish is also a thing.
k, it's retarded
I find them hot but no argument here ;)