I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars

>spends free time on Yea Forums
>1000 women without paying
why tell us like we will believe you?

You look like a faggot.

Probably smells like menthols and wine coolers.

>New card. What do you think?

Do you take a Ralphs card?

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Even with inflation that's absurd.

DON’T STEAL MY SUNSHINE

Doesn't look like she's worth more than 5 dollars.

Judging from the picture most of them were dudes.

wine coolers aren't a thing you 30 year old zoomer

I had sex with two (2) girls. It wasn’t really relevant to what you said all that much but I felt like sharing anyway

Do you get approached by hookers a lot? I'm in Austin where it's highly illegal and I get approached with a fairly passable frequency. Otherwise they're basically impossible to get here from my limited experience.

Its my understanding that prostitution is decriminalized in Nevada by state law and thats the only reason whore houses etc are allowed to exist in the first place. In Nevada, all hookers get a one get out of jail free card every year. Generally speaking. Only the hookers though not johns.

Yeah well I still jerk off manually

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Am I the only one who doesn't like blowjobs? Women's heads look like weird cantaloupes and are so ugly when they're bobbing up and down in your lap. Like fucking a giant weird melon. I just think about that big skull filled with squishy brains, sloshing back and forth. What's the turn-on?

>Even
*Especially
**Even moreso

Way too much. I’ll give 150 for head, 300 for sex.

Nice. I used to go to massage parlors, but the city I’m in cracked down hard. Escorts are too sketchy now. Lots of people getting robbed, and I also don’t ever want an STD/STI. I also don’t want to get Covid or any other germs. I don’t have time to be sick.

For sure that bitch smells like cheeseburgers, cigarettes and warm beer.

I agree, however I like 69. I prob just like the asshole in my face tho

I don’t like blow jobs either, but I think it’s because I’m too passive. I need to be humping to stimulate myself properly, and I don’t really feel like grabbing the back of their head and forcing it where I want it because for some reason that feels too aggressive to me. I will say this tho, what you think about when getting one is a little odd, but I sometimes get random intrusive thoughts like that from time to time too

ive spent 1 or 2k. its worth it but true progression is self improvement

But I don't need a thousand dollars

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It's cool I'm good thanks

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what

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>doesn't like blowjobs?
Pretty much. I've gotten head about a dozen times and never came once.

i kind of want to agree with you. I think i enjoy more how it looks vs how it feels. I would tell her not to bob up and down though and just suck it

I once paid for a nuru massage and it was awful. The girl was this hot red head but she applied so much pressure and strenght on my cock that I had calluses all over dick for 3 days, and I couldn't cum.

I'm just gonna go and find a cash machine

Legitimately kill yourself.

you are a danger to women and society as a whole

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I'd rather eat pussy, or lick ass if it's a powerplay thing. Receiving a rimjob and jacking off is unironically way more pleasurable to me than a blowjob. Especially if it's part of bondage or degradation.
>looks vs. feels
I could see enjoying it if she were under the desk. I've never even bothered to do that. And the past times I've gotten BJs I've had to think about something sexier to get off.
Yeah probably, but they're into it. Also I'll dress them up as animals and it's hotter.

how do you illegitimately kill yourself?
handjobs are infinitely better than blowjobs

Why? All he did was share his thoughts and feelings

>I just think about that big skull filled with squishy brains, sloshing back and forth.
based and slosh pilled

chink rub and tug joints cured my death grip

Her teeth were really acceptable back then? Man what a time

What's wrong with death grip?

I bet tara reid smells like tara peed

Great movie

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She would’ve probably smelled like pee in the movie. She doesn’t have a job and just married some random old rich dude and does nothing but drinks all day. She’s SUCH a whore

Best I can do is tree fiddy.

Turns out if you're a nihilist you don't wipe the piss off your pussy lips that well.
Imagine the smell

what kind of stuff did the big lebowski have her do for it? there's no such thing as a free lunch when you're a sugar baby, and lebowski presumably didn't have a working cock. so what exactly did she do for him? sit on his face?

gross
she counted cash outloud for him

What if I just want to rub it on her face?

I didn't get my dick sucked until I was 29 after over 15 years of death grip fucking me up so I haven't cum from one yet. Watching the girls reflection from the back in a mirror or TV while she bobs up and down is kino though.

hypothetical:
would you marry a girl who wants you to rub your nutsack all over her face?
she's wearing makeup that you don't like.

He probably thought it made him cool to have a hot young girlfriend. He was a big show man

If your girl doesn't want you to rub your nutsack all over her face then you shouldn't marry her.

Thx 4 sharing

Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say

My mom hates that song. dunno if it's general hate towards danzig but, man, i like that song

>hahahayouneverwenttocollegehahaha
>remains steadfast in the face of innumerable, decadent, upper-crust opposition forces
>everyone thinks he’s a tragic bum, stoned beyond sanity
>acquitted by unfathomably accurate perception of the ultimate truth
What did they mean by this?

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I can get 100 of you for that cash

You don't pay them to fuck, you pay them to leave

>1000 dollars
Cocky whore thinks she’s worth that much
I can Jack off for free

I came in a whores mouth and got a weird infection that permanently gave me a weak piss stream. It didn't flag as an STD either when I went to the doctor, she just had a dirty mouth I guess lol

Shit. I'm never fucking sluts and hookers ever again lol