Imagine drinking

I don't have to imagine.

women are for faggots

Why does the janny hate us?

why would i wanna be excited about fucking the same broad repeatedly for years

>Imagine drinking

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Sting peaked with this OST.
youtube.com/watch?v=gqW6EWIIXs0

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I wonder if the user from last night bought a Fridge or Bed yet

my stomach hurts

>excited about being a degenerate and getting STDs from random thots, instead of just marrying a 10/10 woman that exists just to please you
I remember when I was 16

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Do you really have to fight in a chill DRUK thread?
youtube.com/watch?v=0vwAw0YdVOU

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Youre 18

He was an alcohol

no im 18 and half, faggot.

get on my level

>Imagine drinking

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You seething janny?

I JUST stopped drinking, I drank the past 2 nights, and I just had a really weird dream. I was half asleep in it and sort of waking up a little here and there. But in my dream I was hanging out with my friends, and just some other people I used to know. And I was alone in this room with these 2 guys and I realized these guys are like the McPoyle brothers. Then I went to hang out with my other friends, and I realized, I literally don’t like any of these people, they’re all retarded

>get DRUK
>Have terrible nightmares
Everytime

that's not the alcohol, fren. you got some unsolved business that is lingering in your subconscious

Drunk bros, gin and tonic cringe, or based?

Last time I drank it, it was going down so good that I ended up vomiting, blacking out and still feeling disgusted at the thought of drinking it again. So 10/10, would recommend

imagine choosing an image that makes drinking look this great
nice, now chek these

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It’s probably his subconscious, but it could also be him going through alcohol withdrawal and there being more cortisol in his brain being made to compensate once it realizes there’s alcohol in his system. Once you’re dependent it starts doing that. That’s why I feel a little anxious the next day after I drink. His nightmares are probably something, though, but the anxiety might just be heightening it and making it feel worse. A small issue he has can feel like a nightmare if he’s anxious

gin and tonic is unbelievably patrician.

hendricks is my gin of choice. if my local store doesnt have that, its bombay. beefeater if im feeling grimey tho

also, gin is the ultimate panty dropper. give a bitch a gin+lemonade, and then enjoy the best sex of your life.

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This user FUCKS. That’s something my father used to always tell me, in his words “alcohol makes a girl frisky” :_)

i might be your dad

If so, meet me outside in the front lawn for a game of catch. I’ll see if you be there

Your father was just a date rapist.

Get a discord or go to reddit you attention whoring alcoholics

based son is based

your father was a closeted faggot

What are acid shits?

If this was made self aware and ironically it’s a pretty good joke

you know in your heart it wasn't though

Since being widowed its the only joy I have left. Cheers!

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>no u
This is a tv board not alcoholics anonymous you pathetic fucks

extremely based. gin is the alchies choice of booze. Not as harsh as whiskey but gets you just as sauced

next time you want cheap gin buy gordon's. it shits on beefeater and is basically tanqueray-tier

God I wish you were standing next to me right now so I could deck you and piss on your unconscious nerd body

>guy trending towards liver failure who abuses his body thinks he can take me in a fight
kek a kidney punch would literally kill you

Based. But I think you tagged one wrong guy

shit that burns like acid. often diarrhea. Also my asshole sweats like no other on hangover days. don't know if that helps

Well, did the dream ring true? Do you like your friends irl now you're awake and sober?

youtube.com/watch?v=UGjAJzyCfjA
>what can I get you?
>make it fireball
>cinnamon schnapps and
Tabasco sauce?
>that's my drink of choice

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Nerds like you would walk up to some cool kids smoking cigarettes and tell them it’s bad for them and start bitching at them, then they would hang you from your underwear up a flag pole

I think we all need to settle down and have a round on me.

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yea Gordons isn't bad. I would still reach for Hendricks (infinitely better) any day, and Bombay is just my preferred go to middle ground gin. I got into beefeater when I was in the army cause it was cheap and dirty and always ensures a good night. its like the Talisker of gins. not absolutely terrible, but not he greatest either

that being said, the best drink is the drink you like, the way you like drink it. don't give a fuck about any faggot that tells you otherwise

i would literally just headbutt you into oblivion, you utter faggot

You sound like an old person which makes this even more pathetic

I'll drink to that

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i could really go for throwing back a six pack right about now

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i've started pulling back hard on the drinking because the night after, i have a real hard time getting to sleep, and i hate when my sleep is fucked with. plus i just eat like dogshit when drunk.

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Its been the opposite for me. I've not been able to sleep more than an hour or so at a time. Sleeping aids don't help. Its stress related. But drinking a bit of bourbon before going to bed helps me stay asleep.

I was going for more of a cartoon reference, but trying to be nice and play off your lack of social skills as a joke instead of seriously calling you out

Imagine being old and an alcoholic and posting unironically in this cope thread

At least I’m not a virgin. Also you probably are actually a loser or a nerd

uncorked a bottle of wine, wahey boys

dang dude

None of your cope retorts mean anything when they come from an aging alcoholic. It's like a midget calling me short.

I’m 25 and I don’t even drink much. I was trying to throw you a bone dude

what kind?

rosso 14.5%

yaheyyyyyyy