What are some OBJECTIVELY good films?

By his own standards no movie is objectively good, he only applies his ridiculous nitpicking to films he dislikes. No film can stand up to that level of scrutiny.

Capturing the Friedmans

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this guy is such a freaking idiot I wouldn't even call him a midwit I don't think he understands the slightest thing about story telling in film or its limitations and necessary tropes

While he's gotten better, he represents the midwit critic perfectly. Someone who understands something is bad but cannot truly dissect why, instead they nitpick at the little things that are wrong.

You will watch the +4 Hours VOD
youtube.com/watch?v=d8rjtB5Mn60

Hi Mauler.

The Lion King (1994)
The Christmas Story
The Rules of the Game
Young Frankenstein
Almost Famous
Freeway (1996)
Shadow of a Doubt
Psycho (original)
Little Forest
The Woman in the Dunes
I Saw the Devil
Little Women
Scott Pilgrim
Reign Over Me
Eulogy
Matchstick Men
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Breakfast Club
The Goonies
Bio-Dome
Gremlins

It’s not a bad list, but you could get those films from literally any movie rec list.

Reminded me to recommend Hot Fuzz and Jurassic Park, though.

Tombstone, too, for that matter.

the good the bad and the ugly

Too much capeshit. Just because you put inb4 doesn't stop it from being true.

Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones 1 and 3, American Psycho, Midnight Cowboy

>The Lion King (1994)
immediately wrong

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Marvel movies are some kind of apex. I can’t resist going to the cinema at least twice per movie. Tv is just contrarian

>Kung Pow
Pretty based for a furfag

Where the fuck is Robocop?

lawrence of arabia

This, it's soulless. When I ask my friends what films they like they will mention the obvious ones but then throw in a curve ball and maybe I haven't heard of. From this list I get the feeling they literally just went with what's popular and were afraid to throw in some unusual stuff they like so they can stay "objective".

Any movie that contains WMAF
No exception

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you can tell who isn't funny by how often they make Kung Pow references in lieu of a joke

What movie is this?

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>The Christmas Story
Do you mean A Christmas Story? If so, it is by far the best Christmas movie ever put to film. Can immediately discount the rest of the list as I noticed you listed a comedy (Young Frankenstein). Comedies are absolute 0/10 universally. My opinion is objectively correct btw, so you literally have no argument. Cope, Seethe, Dilate.

>still hasn't finished his star wars review
How? The last one came out in 2019...2022 is half over....

Turning Red

>I shove things into my urethra, it makes me euphoric, Tv is just contrarian

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_Drying
The intent of the creator of this film was to take the piss with the British censors by providing them with an exceedingly long piece of footage they'd need to watch in its entirety to ensure it doesn't contain any questionable content hidden within it.
This goal has been achieved to the fullest possible success.
Thus, the film had objectively done everything that its creator intended, making it objectively good to the standards by which its creation was conducted.
A peerless masterpiece.

Alien

A Christmas Story is misery porn venerated by sadistic brain-damaged baby boomers

Reread my post moron. I AM OBJECTIVELY CORRECT. READING COMPREHENSION

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that's pretty based ngl

yeah but that doesn't invalidate my statement

It wasn't valid to begin with.

Holy based.

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>A peerless masterpiece.
Yes, watching this kino tonight (and tomorrow, since it's 10 hours).

Same

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>far from home better than spiderman 2
Holy fucking cringe taste.

>tell her to take her teeth out, and get the best blowie/gummer of your life
unironically would.

The whole tier list is vomit inducing.

I think it might be bait.

Edge of Tomorrow
Groundhog Day
Happy Death Day
Looper

>capeshit
found the 30 year old child

There aren't any. Cinema was a mistake. A passing fad that never passed but should have.

that's a good list wtf is your problem?

the only movies I watch
>Mad Max
>The Road Warrior
>Braveheart
>The Patriot
i watch them on a rotating repeat schedule. watching anything else means you are weak/a jew controlled NPC

The forbidden kingdom

Each time someone mentions mad max I think about the ogre hand guy, I wonder how he's doing right now.
Does he still live in a tunnel under the polish family?

Back to the Future
District 9
The Incredibles
Fast and Furious 1
Home Alone
Rambo 1 & 2
Terminator 1 & 2
Predator 1 & 2
Star Wars 3,4,5
Meet the Parents

kek

I disagree :) But yes, I meant A Christmas Story. I was too lazy to Google it.

I don’t feel that at all.

You keep using that word, I don’t think you know what it means. Are you that Demon-God kid?

It's just how much I enjoyed each film. It's subjective. I really love Far From Home. I've watched the Blu Ray several times

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