How do you imagine Don's Saturday night looked like?
How do you imagine Don's Saturday night looked like?
Charles Hill
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Oliver Gray
gin and cigarettes, he's just like me
Noah Baker
Ran into an old classmate from HS yesterday when I was out that I hadn't seen for years. Last time she saw me I was passed out on her couch after having puked all over it. She said if I bought her a beer we'd be even.
Grayson Edwards
Alcohol and sex with his wife.
Based. Do it.
Aaron Reyes
you're in my guy
James Richardson
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUK CHADS
Juan Davis
Its that time again, time for DRUK stories
Jayden Clark
Same as every day, evil and terrible. Fuck off and die, shill. It should ve legal to kill you scum
Camden Gomez
WHAT A LIFE
Gabriel Jackson
>get drunk alone at home by my computer shitposting on Yea Forums
>wake up during the afternoon
>the soil is wet for some reason
>look at my pair of jeans
>it's all wet and has weird stains on it
>smells kinda bad
I know it's not a fun story because it doesn't involve otherr peope but man I've never peed my pants even as a child... Just imagine some drunk faggot peeing himself passing out browsing Yea Forums. Awkward as fuck.
Austin Gray
So you bought her a beer and had sex?
Wyatt Roberts
based
Christopher Lee
We lost....
Luke Ortiz
Imagine imagining drinking
Angel Carter
>be me
>drink three to four handles of vodka per week
>do at least three or four grams of coke on top of that
>doctor tells me my liver enzymes are the highest he's ever seen and I'm going to die of cirrohis
>wife tells me she will finally leave me if I don't stop
>work tells me get help or get fired
>go to rehab
>stop drinking and drugging
>sober now
now I just spend my weekends doing boomer shit. got up at 6:30 am, worked out, mowed my lawn, baked a chocolate creme pie. looking at reviews for chest freezers in between shitposting.
But I really wish I had an eight ball rn desu
Christian Diaz
based
Ayden Lewis
Faggot
John Parker
based faggot
Jose Cook
cringe but also based
Tyler Wright
If you could drink at any pub or bar in any film or TV series which one would you pick?
Jordan Campbell
The only thing that stops me from being gigadruk is my stomach. If I didn't have IBS I would probably drink myself to death.
James Cook
bros I want to get drunk at party, make out with a female and fuck her back home give me tips
Jaxon Perez
>Go to party
>Get drunk
>Fuck chick
Pretty basic
Colton Jones
cringe based faggot
Thomas Russell
what's the first thing I say to woman? Do I just scream in her ear on dance floor what's your name?
Ryan Hughes
Just get her druk as fuck, you will probably fuck it up if you talk too much
Sebastian Ramirez
Just hang out around druk women. They'll make it obvious, even to autist, that they want to fuck.
Charles Taylor
I've pissed myself probably 10 times drinking alone, and multiple times with other people. One time my old roommate walked in the house at 8am coming from his girlfiends and I was naked in his bed and had pissed it
Aiden Gray
*an autist
Jackson Long
Bros......
Jaxson Jackson
Getting day drunk and cooking. AMA
Jeremiah Long
do you have sex with men? if so suck or fuck?
Jace Phillips
Don't fall for it, she will ask for the couch money
Lucas Bell
No question needed. I'll just leave a "based" to you.
>t. can only cook hot pockets
Samuel Diaz
What are you making? also did you fall for the marriage and kids meme
Luke Cook
Exactly, there’s no way she’s going to let him back into her life after he disgraced himself by puking on the couch and passing out. I one time pissed while passed out drunk, which wasn’t unusual because I wet the bed until I was 12 so if I’m even a little drunk and sleep, my brain just decides it’s pissing time, but my relationship was irreversibly ruined from that incident. It’s most certainly the case here. I just really hope he doesn’t bring his wallet or any cash with him, otherwise how do you avoid forking over the dough
Owen Ross
WHAT
A
LIFE
WE ARE BACK DRUK BROS
Camden Parker
>living with friends in college
>we throw a party one day (they throw it really, im more or less a cyborg sperg)
>bunch of our friends and some friends of friends show
>good time, lots of drinking, chatting, we make food etc
>winding down, we are all super wasted
>i pass out on couch
>random chick i was talking to right before i feel asleep also falls asleep next to me
>i wake up a few hours later, mostly everyone is gone including that girl
>couch is fucking soaked where she and i are sitting
>empty vodka bottle next to me
>i cant tell if i pissed myself, if she did, or if the vodka just spilled
>liquid doesn't smell like pee or vodka
it is a mystery to this day
Henry Wilson
Jose Russell
Can I have some? If you send me your address I’ll come over now. Don’t worry I’m not creepy, and I’ll bring wine too
Grayson Bennett
Based James dabbing on Ramsey
Evan Wood
Hopefully, there’s an evil janny who hates all fun and good discussion so they often target these threads once the ruse is up
Kevin Wilson
sitting on a couch in a comfy blanket watching Ru Paul's Drag Race sipping hot coco (coco)
Ethan Allen
LETSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jacob Adams
Work, drink, fuck one of his many sluts, come home late, kiss his wife and hope she doesnt smell pussy in his face, kiss his kids good night, drink more, somehow hate himself while getting away with fucking woman all over the place while doing drugs&alcohol and his wife&kids not realizing it.
Luis Evans
How did your grindr hookup go today?
Isaac Mitchell
>watching Ru Paul's Drag Race
Gabriel Foster
Not gay
Jamaican salt mackerel run dung stew and my italian friend's mom's 10/10 bolognese sauce with pasta later
You in the GTA bro?
Jeremiah Bailey
also not currently dating or have kids. Last time i had sex was with a stripper in the Caribbean 4 months ago
Jayden Evans
About 3 hours from there. I don’t mind a long drive tho
Jordan Morgan
I’ll think about it lol
Ryan Ward
fuck off with DRUK. Its overwhelmingly kino. Brilliant but too depressing. I want to see lighthearted memes about while my ambien takes effect
Jackson Rodriguez
OFFICIAL DRUK THREAD THEME
YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS ATLEAST ONCE PER THREAD
Camden Walker
I have had nothing to drink today and I have been binge drinking the last couple of days
I wonder if I'll be able to sleep tonight.
Joseph Young
>Be me
>High School
>Winter Finals
>Decide to smoke 3 bowls of Kush, 2 tabs of acid, and chug 3 4lokos
>Enter another dimension
>Everything goes black after 10am
>Wake up on the train heading back home
>Turns out I passed all my finals with straight A's
William Gomez
FUCK OFF
JUST WATCHED IT CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH IT HAD TO TAKE TWO AMBIEN. AND NOW FINDING MYSELF REWATCHING THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING SO FUCK YOU
Ryan Hall
You dont deserve to post in DRUK
Thomas Hernandez
You might be awake in bed for like an hour or 2, but if you just chill and be patient all will be fine. Don’t worry about sleeping it will just make it more likely it takes longer
Oliver Green
I was supposed to go drink with my coworker since she invited me but, I decided that I will hide in my room and get drunk until I can go kick it park at night and get high
Jackson Young
I've been drinking from monday to thursday. Friday I just spent 10 jours in my bed not finding sleep because I'm used to sleeping pills but they don't work no more.
Kevin Murphy
Shit I live in the GTA. I'm not a homo, I'm just an autist
Easton Stewart
I just can't sleep for longer than an hour in a row without waking up sweating. But honestly it's not that bad. Having a few poor nights is alright.
But I have a job interview come monday so hopefully I'll feel good by then.
James Morales
I’ve done that quite a few times too. I don’t have social anxiety or anything, but hanging out with people is such a bore to me now. I like shitposting, I don’t like having vaguely serious conversations that go on for extended periods of time all that much