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I personally think he's a bad actor in the Nice Guys, hut the directing seems off in that movie

same bro

thats for him to make easier to get into their panties

>he is just like me
>a fat incel loser who lives in his moms basement, is a racist on 4channel and gets lied to by some rich scam artists

Oh wait.

>who lives in his moms basement,
This is a bit stale don't you think?

So goose is a self-hating jew too?

In all seriousness this is a dogwhistle for saying he knows women are vapid, vicious, whores, because he knows how they think.

youtube.com/watch?v=NGFRG09sHag

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that's the gag, retard

Haha wee lad's giving it the bit too, loving it. Good for him

Acting is a state of mind. You don't become the role, you are the role.

ryan is honestly a pretty bad actor

was it autism?

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wow literally me too

>He was himself in Lars and the Real Girl
huh? also the cinematographer of that movie went to jail for pedo rape or something like that
>variety.com/2020/biz/news/adam-kimmel-cinematographer-registered-sex-offender-1234829763/

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Taking an image of a man looking at something on the beach? Saving a picture of a man looking at something on the beach? Posting the picture you saved of a man looking at something on the beach?
Yes

>Imagine being filthy rich with chad charisma and looks
>Imagine marrying an ugly mutt roastie
>Imagine she gives you two mutt daughters
what a cuck

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"i am a bad actor and an autismo"

You just know she's an absolute freak in the sack.

Can't blame him desu

the only actor in recent history who has impressed me by changing himself dramatically for a role is Colin Farrell in The North Water and The Batman. That was really good character acting.

racism aside, their kids look "special"

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even Lars and the real girl?

are you mad because Goose is so based that he married an older woman instead of being the typical hollywood pedo?

>/gif/ lied to me
It's fucking over

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Funny coincidence, they're all me too.

I'm disappointed he wasted his genes on this

>everyone in town inexplicably validates his every whim

ESPECIALLY Lars and the Real Girl.

The realest human bean

>His parents divorced when he was 13
Is that the reason why he isn't married to Eva Mendes despite having two daughters with her and has been hating her over over a decade?

He looks so happy

She’s hot as fuck and you’re gay.

you can tell he already swam in pussy at that point

literally me. women also make dish towels with my face on it

youtube.com/watch?v=PCQeKU1t1do

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>has been hating her over over a decade
???

>an experience Gosling has credited with programming him "to think like a girl"
It means he learned how to slay puss, meaning he isn't literally me at all FUCK

LITERALLY me
Too bad his movies suck

>who lives in his moms basement
this might be me in the future
I could possibly become a caricature irl

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you know how guys with hot sisters feel? I wonder how his sister feels about him (sexually).
any sisters with hot brothers here? Please tell me. I wish I had access to answers to all my stupid questions... I have so many and it bugs me never knowing.

everyone I know considered my sister hot while she was younger but I never felt that way towards her
incest fantasies are a meme for people without siblings

Maybe they don't want to get married. They seem happy as a couple. She even gave up her career to become a housewife for him.

dangerously sigma based

normal people do not have any sexual thoughts about their family, simple as

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He has always been ridiculously smooth. Its not some PUA crap you learn, it's raw natural charm
youtube.com/watch?v=D0-hUe5vuAE

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never even a quick glance at butt or boobs/dick? sometimes instinctively? I don't understand how you can't feel something when they're actually hot

we shared a bedroom while growing up so I was pretty desensitized to her always being around so I never really did that
I think she's also part of the reason why I'm not attracted to blondes because they remind me of her

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KEK

ywnbaw

I always knew she was trans. Hope she's brave enough to come out someday

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No, you faggot cumbrain. Fuck off

Fucking lol