Fitbit?

Fitbit?

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It's actually brilliant, advertising to fat pieces of shit and telling them they don't even need to get fit to use their fitness product.

They don't show the BPM for the lady, I bet it's 190-210

Should I convert to Islam or start learning Mandarin?

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>mfw i read the comments

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>fat pieces of shit
The lesbian couple and the tranny stripper weren't fat, idiot.

I've never seen a slim person with a fitbit

What's that burgers per minute?

I actually wanted to buy one of those, the ad changed my mind

>selling overprized techno junk to people instead of encouraging a more healthy diet and regular exercise
why is the world so bleak? why cant we all just live free from consumerism and evil overlords guys? I just want to be happy

I use charge 4 what the fuck do i use now lads?

saw the obese surfer one the other night while watching random youtube shit on my smart TV (no adblock lol) and I thought they were taking the piss

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Why are black ""men"" like this?

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why can't we watch video or video calls on watch yet

neither, just find your local black homeless, kiss his feet and give him the keys to your house. reparations, baby.

they were bought by google

>Pointing out the "surfer" is a "healthy at any weight" IG "influencer" who repeatedly posts about how you don't need to work out

Fitbit tracks sleeping too, maybe they should have shown her waking up repeatedly from sleep apnea

My outdated watch allows me to watch videos, but I see little very little point in actually doing it.

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Feeling a bit singled out fatass?

>That powerful woman actually looks really at home in the ocean.

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We've effectively broken them bucks through generations

Feels good to have the heart rate of a stone

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>You got this! (diabetes)

kek

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13 stone you fat fuck lmao

I have a resting heart rate of 38 bpm dummy

so if you're 90 (%?) daily ready then do something and injure yourself because of it can you sue this company for negligence?

Blacks are genuinely children and I will never understand how anyone could legitimately want anything to do with them.

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i just saw that lel fucking clown world

I had fitbits years ago. Cheap plastic trash. All three broke within a year. I switched to Apple Watch and then to Garmin.

More like FATBIT

Well, didn't they invent the yo mama jokes?

Yo mama so fat she's the reason there is no longer water on the moon.

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>needing a bing bing wahoo machine to tell you to exercise

I have a passing theory the reason so many ads now randomly feature a black person is not some wacky jewish plot to destroy western civilisation or whatever but because blacks must simply be more susceptible to advertising than others

Uh oh, the Muslims are angry at Fitbit

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yeah but jews figured it out first and its also an excuse to push diversity as a virtue and a imperative to be modern and contemporal

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>(((ESG))) was a mistake

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but no-one else is watching so its kind of pointless from a 'pushing diversity' angle
its not like anyone WANTS to watch ads so they're hardly the most optimal avenue from which to push it

Do both so that Xi will have you executed to faggot.

i guess but it creates a monogenous idea and content that includes it, making it less "taboo" if that makes sense
they are shaping reality to their ideals as a norm
also most watch ads for their twitch zoomer girl or whatever so as to give them revenue, there are still enough people to target otherwise they wouldnt be doing it at all

Cope. Brainlet

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How old are you, grandpa?

I like the fatty desu

Inshallah Luffy san

Post yours fatso. The above is with 0 exercise. Apart from fucking my beautiful wife that is. Yes, yes I know...you can Seethe at this too.

why are muslims and kikes such babies?

>68.6 kg
>24.0 BMI
>height is 168 cm or 5'6

kek

That's an advertisement for the surfboard.

surfing is actually pretty cardio intensive, a morbidly obese person wouldn't be able to surf for more than a minute

Based muslim Luffy

>Not a single islamic woman complaining
Jesus Christ I hate these fucking sandniggers so much. Every single (male) Islamist like this needs to be shot and killed. Sickening fucking rapist religion.

Islamic women aren't allowed on the internet lmao

lmao

>American reading Comprehension
>American arithmetica
Lmaoing at (You)

Or most people live in cities which are multicultural so they make advertisements that reflect that. Just because you live in some fly over shithole and didn't see a real nigger until you were 13 years old doesn't mean that's how the majority live you fuckhead loser.

>Germany is now an Islamic nation

pork make white man strong

feel like people are conflating the bigger picture 'globalisation agenda' jews with the more specific self-serving money-grubbing advertising jews whose concerns are immediate
also consider the practicalities of how these ads are produced. the black actors are likely just some random model agency day hires or even just african migrants wandering around the locality of the recording studio, neither who are union obviously so that gets around a lot of payment/rights complications
but I might be overthinking a bit there also (though that is how said jews got to be in their positions so idk)

Meanwhile their "men" are constantly shitposting on youtube and porn videos. Now don't get me wrong I hate women but Islam is just uncomfortably misogynistic. I truly believe all these fucking sand-niggers deserve the rope.

I will take their hairy, busty women.

your anger and feminine typing style must mean everything you say is true

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>don't get me wrong I hate women but Islam is just uncomfortably misogynistic
fag

you're either 15 or a complete fucking loser.

How many whales were hurt during that filming?

dilate

camera guy must have been like 'this is my life now'

who said multiculturalism is good or desirable ? why do we have to accept immigrants illegaly ? why is it good to have people with nothing in common except their most basic instincts dictate what others have created ? did you get this idea waking up one day ? or was it hammerred into your head since school because if it wasnt youd ask questions about why tf do we let immigrants shape our nations and influence our culture that millions of our ancestors died to protect and keep alive ? ungratefulness is typical attitude of someone who wants tabula rasa of something superior to himself

tbf I'd never make fun of a fat person for getting active, but it's weird to me the premise for body positivity is "get active but also stay fat"

Just pure clown logic

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Not the case at all.
They make these ads because fats, trannies, faggots and niggers have all the negative personality traits that makes them the perfect consumer.
Gluttony, lack of (if any) standards, won't even use the product, very susceptible to marketing, won't return it because it takes effort etc etc.

They make shitty overpriced garbage so who cares.

it exist cause no-one REALLY cares
its a silly side-note to temporarily distract from real shit we do care about where a non-stop focus would literally drive you insane