What did Alec Baldwin whisper in her husband's ear when they hugged outside Denny's?

>I like to eat my own cummies

>No jury in the world would convict me, and I'd do it again if I had the chance.

>suicide is the number one killer from gun deaths in the United States.. sorry it happened to you pal

TRY THE ROOTY-TOOTY WAIFU SHOOTY

Your fucking idiot wife shouldn't have been standing there, now get the fuck away from me peasant.

"You're not perfect.."

"You agreed you'll kill Kim in return for this"

>Patriots are in charge. Trust the plan.

>forgot my wallet, you're good to cover this right?

>I have to be leaving, but I won’t let that come between us. OK?

>it was me
>I did it
>enjoy your free pancakes cocksucker

>Her last words were "don't that lens look dusty"

>I was there in her final moments.. it was tough.. her screams and cries echoing throughout the room.. I knew right then my career was over. I was distraught, you know how long I've been working to get where I am? And her screaming was giving me a headache. Anyway, we're splitting the bill right?

>You know how many dicks I sucked to get where I am?

>My wife … she isn’t from Spain, she’s doesn’t even speak Spanish. She’s from Boston! That bullet was really for her.

>No one will ever believe you

Wait when did he become a fag?

ALWAYS
BE
SHOOTING

>your glasses are all fogged up take that stupid mask off

>*pats outside of pants pockets*
>shit i forgot my wallet
>you guys got it right? on me next time..
>anyway my uber just pulled up. bus comes across the street every 15 minutes i think
>see ya!

JUST LIKE HONEY

>you drop all charges and my connections can get you anything off of the Hobbit menu.

:)

>seethe cope and dilate

"Your son is ADORABLE!!!"

>I know what your thinking, did he fire six shots or only five, well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I don't know my self.

It felt good

>"Don't forget to check out the movie"

"When she said 'we are shooting' I took it literally. Whoops!"

kek

>HAIL HYDRA

I drained my balls in her ass every night of the shoot, just so happens I left a bullet in there too last night

Fucking hell.

>Rosebud

Holy fuck.

>"it was her fault"

this is the best one

Kek

>You might miss your wife, but I didn't

Imagine your wife is murdered and you have to stage some bullshit with the murderer to pretend everything is ok because he is riche and famous.
I can't believe that guy genuinely hugs the murderer of the mother of his children.

>You're welcome.

>maskcuck

He reminded him not to go public with what he knows, or his son will end up like his wife.

"Barry Berkman did this."

I can't believe you ordered the seasoned fries.

Imagine murdering someone with several witness and never getting arrested.

>Agent removed, comrade Putin, commence the special operation

Same energy

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"thanks for being so understanding about the whole ordeal."
"oh no worries. accidents happen. i'm happy you had the courtesy to take my wife's son and i out to lunch to explain what really happened."
"my pleasure. hey, when the movie is finished, i'll send you discounted front row seats to the premiere."
"oh wow, thank you. you don't have to. how very generous."
"no no, it's nothing. please. my treat."

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If you’ve ever had to work with women on a daily basis you will understand how based Alec is. I work with chemicals every day not guns but I told this bitch at work to shut the fuck up and that i don’t care about her kids or hearing about what she watched on Netflix and that she will be quiet or I’ll make her. Well she didn’t listen and I just meant to make her sick but she died and I got away with our any of nbesrigation and I’d do it again because women just don’t shut up