Who’s the fella owns this shithole

TLJ makes everything better

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tonights kino is sorted

>Tommy Lee Jones
Yep, this is goin' in my Based folder.
Apparently they were. 1989 flick called The Package. Never seen it though.

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lol I met him as a kid... he was still a dick to me and what you'd expect.

just wait until you see the plot its kino

>The pistol used by Tommy Lee Jones is not a prop, it is his own Colt 1911 that he brought to the set after refusing to use the prop gun.
uhhh I'm thinking based

also Kurt Russell as supporting actors.

Kurt Russell as the star, Kurt Russell as the villain, as the support... it's good either way.

>Well he should've armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend
I miss good movies

>A NIGGA WITH A MOTHERFUCKING GUN

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not surprised he s a Harvard guy. He is the same character in every role. I do enjoy his knife fight with Segal.

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true

you'll like this movie then

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>you… fhat man… speak up

>rogue CIA agent who got burned by the CIA during an op
>decides to steal tomahawk ICBM equipped warheads
>that plan is thwarted
>decides to just blow up a bunch of cities and start WW3 instead because lol fuck it
his character in under siege was so fucking based

I'm pretty sure this film kickstarted my ascent into puberty.

>You be William Munny out of Missouri. Killed women and children
>That's right, I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that's walked or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here now to kill you, Little Bill
Eastwood really went out in Westerns with a bang.

I think the phrase you're looking for is 'he's an asshole"

>man fuck that prop gun, I'm mega star tommy lee jones, I'm going to use my real strap on set. This is MY fucking movie, I dare the director or safety person to say anything.

did

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stutter

and still didn't murder any crewmembers lol arec bardrin get fucked

Forgot about this steaming pile. I was looking fwd to this and remember being disappointed. Now Lonesome Dove, maybe a little over rated.

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Nigga? You want hell?

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fuck off zoomer faggot cuck

>Lonesome Dove
>over rated

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>he just ain’t no damn carpenter
Very funny film as well

>I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE!

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stop sucking off these mentally fucking ill actors you dumb shit.

>The pistol used by Tommy Lee Jones is not a prop, it is his own Colt 1911 that he brought to the set after refusing to use the prop gun.

This type of shit doesn't make someone "based". it makes them just another fucking diva actor that's a pain in the ass to work with. .

This is a terrible opinion and you should be killed for it.

The Package 1988?
Cold war false flag thriller Gene hackman is a lifer SF guy who has to escort a "prisoner", TLJ's character. Who's really an assassin its fucking great. Same director that did The Fugitive. It's got a lot of the same character actors in it. Pam Grier is even in it looking fine as hell in uniform.

>can't into firearm safety
lol you're the faggot cuck zoomer who pisses themselves at the thought of guns even though you've never even shot one
fuck off eat shit and die

oh shit forgot about that one might give it a rewatch, probably something my parents rented that I wasn't really paying attention to.

>Yeah, I'm Bill Munny, and I kill women and minorities

i love when they do these false flag thriller movies, like Enemy of the State (another Hackman false flag spy state thriller) and then people pretend that shit could never happen irl

>Enemy of the State
>TLJ instead of Bruce Willis
kino

enemy of the state was hackman and will smith. what movie are you thinking of?

sneed's feed and seed sir

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The Seige

Dwight Yoakam was our Bocephus. We just never did see,

He always is. Steals The Firm. Wish he didn't retire, but he's old. Also, movies suck now, so can't blame him.

Unforgiven is pure kino

It's on some of the free apps like maybe Tubi. It's ok. Of course, levels better than today's trash.

Blows because we're supposed to care about Benicio's character but he kills the innocent. Also, not much of a plot. Part of Friedkin's decline.

basically a Rambo ripoff if the guy we're supposed to sympathize with is actually just a scumbag who kills everybody

GET. THE FUCK. OFF MY BOARD.

youtube.com/watch?v=WjR6nHhc6Rg

For the longest time I thought that actor was the same guy who played Eastwood’s companion in The Outlaw Josey Wales

See, The thing about Judas. I needed xhem.

Unfathomably based when he's putting that lying bitch English Bob in his place

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>duck I says
Ol Bill didn’t fuck around.

kill yourself namefag

>even I thought I was dead
>turns out it was just that I was in Nebraska
ZOZ

That pic from Blown Away?

You talking about Sneed again, in MY Simpsons thread?

I.. I own this establishment.

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I got into an hours long argument with someone who thought he said “duck” because he couldn’t read very well versus purposefully mispronouncing “duke” to insult English Bob

I CANNOT

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The movie is kino from start to finish

100% intentional. He’s mocking his false legend.