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When will Robert Rodriguez get a Marvel property

Don't compare Spy Kino with marvel shit

this is legit better CG than any modern marvel flick

who's a spanish Marvel character?

Insane cast this movie had

Good that movie was fuckin BASED

Desperado is a better Punisher than anything Maskyasumthin put to screen.

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Floop is a madman help us save us! also how does it actually look comparable when its 15 years old wtf Disney step your game up

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Rider_(Robbie_Reyes)

Also
>marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Ava_Ayala_(Earth-616)
>marvel.fandom.com/wiki/White_Tiger

too lazy to post again, others are here.

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>that scene with steve buscemi

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Yep, they don't make em like this anymore.

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

I legit thought he was in Iron Man 2

Oh man if they let him do Ghost Rider he would probably be able to get Cage to cameo this seems like a no brainer honestly

No MCU movie will ever have any scene as close to the level of despair and emotion compared to this scene youtube.com/watch?v=Rj9fUYRr81A

I loved that green eyed spider fucker as a kid. Got the happy meal and would pretend he was doing sweet little tricks.

>spy kids 1 2001
>spy kids 2 2002
>spy kids 3 2003

how did they pump such kino out so quickly

No it looks like the Angry Joe Show
But it's more visually interesting and more engaging than anything marvel shat out the past decade

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>The boy from spy kids married and put a baby in Meghan Trainor
Damn good for him

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One man production.

Robert BASEDdriguez

She's fucking disgusting

Never understood the premise of these movies. The fuck does this bizarre shit have to do with being a spy?

And he's a manlet. They look happy together

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its crazy really but it clearly took a toll on him by 3 it was entirely CG compared to 1

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump

Tapped into how kids play. That's why they were so sick. You want a kids James bond? Watch Cody bank's or some shit.

I have no issue with the presentation. Just always wondered why they chose the name "Spy Kids."

they are kids.

who spy.

because their parents were spy adults

Okay user I will explain it to you from memory
They’re like in a VR MMORPG and Sylvester Stallone is like this super bad guy who is stuck in the game but managed to create and upload the game everywhere different electronics stores or something
So mike judge and Selma Hayek have the Jewish kid go spy on the game by pretending to be a low leveled average person because his sister who too was sent to be a spy got captured by the Italian stallion so they give him a choice of picking a family member to accompany him so he chooses khan from Star Trek but since he is crippled the game lets him freely walk so instead of helping he fucks off to go try out his new legs and stuff happens some emo girl is there and romance happens but then it turns out she was an AI all along to be a catalyst to free Sylvester Stallone from being trapped in the game idk I think and also everyone from the previous movies show up including bill paxton

agent cody banks is pure kino

They were always like that
Iron Man 1 was an ok movie, but as soon as all the crossover manchild shit really went into high gear that image just became more prevalent

New Thanos just dropped

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Which

It's called Planet Terror aka Marvel Zombies

I was madly in love with this bitch for like half my childhood.

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So Ready Player One before the book was ever written.

>Steve Buscemi
>Danny Trejo
>Sylvester Stallone
>Ricardo Montalbán
Always been in awe at the casting of these movies

The first two made buukuu money.

I wanted this fucker so bad when I was a kid.

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It's like it's coming right at me

spy kids 3 is kino compared to marvel shit

the first spy kids is pure kino, the second and third kinda go off the rails

A true gamer movie

spy kids 4
the smello vision

that's sad. I guess she must suck good dick

he looks like a chad now compared to how he looked back then

practical fx, baby

in the first movie the parents get kidnapped by the bad guy so the kids have to save them

I remember watching this on DvD with the included 3D glasses. What a fucking time to be alive.

>Shark Girl

>not an actual shark girl

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I had a main crush on the main spy kids girl back in the day

SOVL

This but with niggers

>before the book was ever written
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