The nukes are coming and you get to keep three movies and 3 tv shows

I'd unironically rather just die in the nuclear blast than live with another guy in a single room for years to survive.

Movies:
The Prestige
Jack Reacher 2012
The Patriot

T.V. Shows:
LOST
Breaking Bad
It's Always Sunny

If I was able to swap one for a video game like another user suggested, I'd swap The Patriot for RDR2.

>LOTR 1-3
>Seinfeld
>Monday night football (so many sports ball games)
>South Park (long and not as shit as Simpsons overall)

and miss out on a last man on Earth scenario where you get to breed all the hot female survivors? NGMI

I'd rather kill myself than live in a space that small with 2 other people, how long would I have to stay down there? Also I would bring all of my books.

Just me and my robot friends.

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The adaptations of those comics are pretty popular amongst 30 year olds though

>No one buys or reads comic books
ftfy

Yeah, unless it was a sub 150lb female I'd kill the other person(s) and be alone

would something like that even save you from an atomic bomb and its aftermath?

thats probably what my ex felt

Jurassic Park
Fellowship of the Ring
Thin Red Line

The Shield
Classic Simpsons
X Files

Movies
>nightcrawler
>american psycho
>whiplash
Cuz comfy

Shows
>Breaking Bad
Cuz best show
>Friends
Cuz long, gives the ilusion of company and comfy.
>Kenny vs Spenny
Cuz funny.

Actually I would prefer this if possible.

No but it seems like a neta place to chill.

I love living in small spaces. Vans, cabins, shit like that. Donno why but its very comfy and makes me feel safe. Big houses and especially big bedrooms make me anxious and nervous.

Would save you from the initial blast. Soils really good at deflecting and protecting
But that's about it. There's no supplies to hold out. Doesn't even look like a radio to check when it's safe

What happens if there's a fire in the bunker? Wouldn't it be hard to escape?

LOTR trilogy, Stargate SG-1, Star Trek TNG, Babylon 5

>decon chamber
I got you senpai

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where does your shit go?

movies
>in bruges
>life in a day
>into the wild
tv
>i don't watch anime but that one anime that is like a million seasons long and has billions of episodes
>whatever the longest best quality nature doc is that i research and find
>maybe seinfeld or like trailer park boys, not sure

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he carries it out and empties it

you could starve her

but what if the bob-omb hits?

>no women
They gonna make it lads.

Zoomers dont even know what comics are. They think Spiderman started with the first movie.

Are you coming out before this is all over?

Comics are for manchildren. Good riddance.

Source?

i would rather die outside than live inside with 2 men

Crossed: Badlands Issue #93

Only if you're not too close to the blast. At ground zero, you would be cooked alive.

Makes sense because you'd be the bitch.

Lotr 123
Gray's anatomy
Gunsmoke (never seen it)
Law and order SVU

Crossed is cool but I hate how the survivors always act like bitches and freak out when they know the crossed are coming. Do they ever just say fuck it and act twice as brutal as the infected? If I were setting up a bunker in that world I would be sure to have some insane booby traps ready for them like tree trunks with spikes all over them hooked up to swinging ropes and trap floors that drop into pits with mulchers at the bottom. For a last resort I'd have some kind of armor set up and a slew of weapons and maybe a killswitch that would set off enough explosives to blow the hole place sky high.

Let me guess... you're a 192 lb female with a cat and.... Purple hair?

Kung Pow
Police Story
Airplane

Game Center CX
Top Gear + specials
Simpsons for the good seasons

>the nukes are coming and..
tell me more abut these nukes which are coming.

gottem

Movies
>End of Evangelion
>Ghost Busters
>Sweeney Todd
Tv Shows
>Seinfeld
>Trailer Park Boys
>Berserk 97

With the nukes that exist today it's unlikely that any sort of bunker would save you if you were too close to the epicenter. Even back in the day when they were advocating people building bunkers in their basements they knew it wouldn't actually save most people. It just made people feel safer to avoid mass panic.

lord of the rings 1 2 3

LOST
true detective
twin peaks

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i always wondered about this sort of thing

Yeah, especially knowing what happens if they find you it would make sense to be just as if not more brutal in return.

oohhhhhhhh

total recall, robocop, shock treatment, red dwarf, 30 Rock, twin peaks

Nukes today are actually less powerful, but nothing can survive a direct hit from a nuke. Not even Cheyanne mountain.

But if you were like 20 miles away from the epicenter, you could make it in a bunker, or even a sturdy building.

See if you can survive the nearest city getting hit:
nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

>Nukes today are actually less powerful
I don't know who told you that shit, user. The nukes we have now are so much more devastating than the two dropped on Japan that it's frightening. Look up how those two compare to tsar bomba.

Good bunkers usually have their air pipes hidden in the walls of the owner's home or at least camouflaged as a fake tree or rock or something

fpbp
but failing that...

>The Wizard of Oz
>Star Wars (1977)
>Clash of the Titans (1981)

>Trailer Park Boys
>Mystery Science Theater 3000
>C.H.i.P.s

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is it summer already? posters have been saying stupid shit for years but I get the impression that underage are out of school.

I never understood these nuclear shelter things. You're gonna run out of food and water before a year. Its still going to be hell on earth outside and youll die of radiation

Aren't something like 60% Russian missiles duds? Between their corruption, incompetence and stupidity I'm feeling reasonably safe.

Fellowship
Amélie
Big Fish

Eastbound & Down
Rome
King of the Hill

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Tsar bomba was a one-off thing. That nuke was way too powerful to be used as a practical weapon.

>all movies
>are
>shit

>Miami Vice
>Law & Order (original)
>Person Of Interest

Nukes are typically detonated in the air to avoid irradiating the ground below for too long. I think it's like three days to a week or something like that where you can't risk going outside for anything whatsoever. After that you would be somewhat safe to go up and look for new supplies assuming you wore some sort of protective gear. If it were detonated on the ground though then I'm not sure.

LOTR trilogy for the movies
Scrubs, Firefly, and if anime's allowed, Fullmetal Alchemist (Broherhood specifically)

Oh, so you're just stupid. My condolences.

excuse me i'm retarded, but even if i got to safety wouldn't the emp fry my movies and blu ray player?

>Nukes are typically detonated in the air to avoid irradiating the ground below for too long.
That isn't the reason at all.
They're detonated 10,000ft above a target so that the air is used to crush everything, so if they actually landed on the ground, the ground would absorb much of the energy and it wouldn't be as deadly and destructive.

My Little Pony the complete series on Blu-Ray.

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>You're gonna run out of food and water before a year.
lol

>Its still going to be hell on earth outside a
Depends on what kind of nukes, how many, and where.

They have to get here first. If 60% are duds, 10% get stopped in the air and another 10% fail to take off, exploding and destroying another 10%, I'll just stick around and hope the remaining 10% hit New York and LA.

The Godfather
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
The Shawshank Redemption

>Crossed: Badlands
>Crossed: Badlands Issue #93
Thanks I read the issue. It was incredibly dumb what the survivors did aftet the page you showed. I facepalmed

I didn't know that. I always just assumed it was in case there was anything on the ground that they wanted to plunder after everyone was dead. Makes sense that it would just be to do more damage though.

>but even if i got to safety wouldn't the emp fry my movies and blu ray player?
Not necessarily. Instead of a movie script-like *FOOSH* there goes everyone's shit everywhere, it'd be spotty, with some things inadvertently being shielded.

>I always just assumed it was in case there was anything on the ground that they wanted to plunder after everyone was dead.

You were thinking logically! :)