WAS IT NECESSARY?

True, but she was hot back in the day. Though I would have been the one pissing on her.

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Rumors report that Zac Efron didn't bathe for a week after that scene.

It was really distracting in The Northman. I don't know why she did it.

Cool but why chest and not face? How am I supposed to lick my own chest to get some taste?

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>kidman looks nightmarish these days.

Source?

Ego is a hell of a drug

not adult wipes or anything?

she would still be a smoking hot milf if she didnt do that shite to her face.

Was he stung by a jellyfish or something?

>2022
???

I want to drink cute girl's pee but I know that while it seems hot in fantasy in reality may not be so I need girl to force me to do it even if reality hits.

American here. This is true.

I'd watch her pee.

>when you get stung by a jellyfish, you need a girl to pee on you

I don't get it. Isn't that just a myth?

IDK I saw it on Friends before.

Imagine her pissing on you AND GETTING PAID FOR IT

sign me up bro's

It is. Sea water is actually better than urine. Best iirc is vinegar

Next thing you're gonna say is farts and boners aren't funny

haha oh no don't pee on my chest that would be gross lol

>Master composer has fun telling everyone to lick his ass and shit in their beds and shove it in their mouths. Scandalizes and shocks everyone
Based autist

Hot, but she's playing it up too much.

2012. Typo.

Why is she in so many fucking movies

Damn that would be nightmarish. The couple times I accidentally got piss on my leg it burned like hell within a few minutes.

I don't know but I would kill my fucking mom if only Nicole Kidman would piss on me.

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I knew this and still got my lesbian friend and her girlfriend to pee on my stomach.

Jesus Christ I have the biggest boner right now bros

This movie is insane, halfway through for no particular reason there's a scene where McConaughey voluntarily gets beaten and raped nearly to death by a bunch of black guys in extremely graphic detail.

zac efron is young? dude's in his mid 30s

She's Australian...
fuck yupoors are so stupid..

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Giwtwm

Pee saves lives

he was stung in the face, so she obviously had to cover that too
let that sink in

Is that actually her piss? I NEED TO KNOW!

a simple search would tell you that yes, she really peed on him

Am I mentally ill for wanting a cute chick to piss on me

You spend too much time here and looking at porn.

Well that is true.

but to answer your original question, no it isn't

I once tried to get my gf to do it but she just sat on my mouth and had shy bladder. I could feel her pushing down trying to piss, and she said she had to, but nothing came out. I got her to let me lick her clean after pissing a few times though.

Not really into piss, I just did it for no reason.

I wish she'd pee on my face and my mouth.

she really liked it, i am 100% sure that she loves giving a good golden shower

She's pissin' on Zac Efron and we're just supposed to smile, and say it's kino?

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Based

No you don't. As a caregiver I can assure you that old people's urine is fair more disgusting and odiferous than regular pee.

I'm in love with my married coworker and she said I was her type and she would absolutely date me if she weren't married and in love. Bros... Kinos for such a feel?

>that bullshit camera work
how the fuck am i supposed to fap to this?

How is it different?

>I don't get it. Isn't that just a myth?
The ammonia in urine helps counteract certain venoms including venoms from insect stings.
Presumably this might be the reason.

It's delicious, but thicker and much more viscous. As a caregiver I honestly prefer more youthful pee.

It sucks. I have a pee fetish, but this did literally nothing for me.

Gross. What's the cutoff?

So what does that make you, person obsessed with a people obsessed with shit and piss?

God cinema has really degraded since 2000 hasnt it? Not only is this disgusting, its poorly shot and wildly edited.

>She's pissin' on Zac Efron and we're just supposed to smile, and say it's kino?
Yes

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Somewhere out there, this guy is taking care of your grandma and squeezing her diapers out into a cup

The Paperboy is actually an example of the higher tier in modern cinema.

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