Do you think you have a gf somewhere in the multiverse, Yea Forums?
honestly no
no
I'm schizoid so I hope not
You ever dreamed about having a girlfriend, user?
Scarlet Witch is my gf.
thanks i needed to feel suicidal tonight
Yes, Op's mom... In fact, I'm actually Op's father in some multiverse.
Funny enough I've never dreamed about having a girlfriend. Maybe the multiversal constant is me being a loner. Ahhhh
Definitely, I’m a naturally outgoing and confident person. I was abused for years though and it completely killed my self esteem. Plenty of girls liked me but I pushed them away. Now I’ve tried again to talk to some but I was rejected. Somewhere there’s a version of me who wasn’t met with constant negative feedback.
Well sometimes I do have dreams where I have a gf, so yes
>QUICK I NEED TO DO A FACESITTING RITUAL
wat do?
isn't she like 40?
That's within range
Yeah probably. I wonder if he's miserable. I wonder if she's miserable. I don't think I'm cut out for relationships.
Yes its a constant with all universe, in most i have a harem.
Its in my dreams so it's true.
>fat ass scientist gf
There's likely multiple universes where we are our ideal or near ideal selves. There are also universes where we're Jewish.
Same
Yeah maybe somewhere out there is a version of me that less autistic, taller, better jawline, less brown...I'm happy for him...
my gf exists right here
yum
I'd rather not have a gf in any universe and not be jewish than have a gf in some universes and be a jew in any universe
Probably not.
The only reality in which I see myself having a gf is one where my personality and appearance are entirely different or I have settled for someone awful (or she has settled for me). I cannot imagine myself being in a happy relationship. I can only see one in which I abuse her or we abuse each other.
>have ranged attacks against a stationary target with melee weapons
>get closer, enabling him to attack with his sword
According to this movie, the dream where I was fucking prime Sandra Bullock one time was real and a thing in another universe, so I guess.
I think I'm married to my college sweet heart with 4 kids and no acolosim
I'm like Mr. Doctor. The bitch I want is not with me in any universe
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Considering how often I remember my dreams I probably already killed myself in all those universes. Or my accident actually killed in the other universes which if this theory is true would make a lot sense. Guess I'm lucky.
Ok so I got a problem with how they handled this movie.
The villain's motivation hinges on there being a universe where she has kids, which doesn't happen in the regular universe.
Doesn't this imply there are universe where certain people just aren't born? How is Strange so confident that there's Another Him in every universe they visit? What if his dad's an incel in one of the universe?
>Ywn have lizzie leave a 'miss you' text
According to the movie all thoughts have a universe. Sounds like madness if you ask me!
same, now i´m trying to flirt in college but my high school experience was terrible
We do have a gf somewhere out there but she has a cock
>I don't even know who you are
Everything wrong with Endgame in one sentence.
Wanda had kids in her own universe, but they were erased. She created the dad of her kids, but he impregnated her in normal way and she gave birth. So when Wanda deleted all her creations, her kids died too.
it's filmed like Son of the Mask
I guess there is a variant of me who is confident and intelligent
I searched 14000605 universes and there's only one where user has a job and a gf.
The girl I fucked things up royally with in 2007 is single and bitter like me, so I'd assume there was a happy future for her/me/us if I did things differently. Kind of unironically hoping the schizo conspiracy theories about particle colliders fucking with reality are true and we can go back to before things got weird.
Why?
Endgame Thanos is a worse character than IW Thanos.
Just don’t let a bitch get you down, if they don’t like you then fuck em. I got real hung up on this girl and I felt suicidal all over again.
yeah, funnily enough i recently got rejected by a girl from the gym i regularly go, she was pretty and i took the rejection well but she somehow days afterwards make it awkward when i greeted her and i was bummed out about that, then i saw the clip of johnny depp involuntarily going near amber heard and that made my day and it was my inspiration in how to handle my behavior when things get awkward with a woman that rejects me
ive only dreamt of having lots of sex with women, to completion
its like im khhv in this universe
and thats a good thing
>a serious situation
>turned into a joke
the entirety of everything wrong with the MCU
>no one has made a webm of my favorite part of the movie yet
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its the end of the tunnel chase right before the wanda jump scare where it keeps cutting to all their faces and the door
I dunno, the part where Wanda fucking eviscerates the Illuminati in the absolute most brutal fight I think I've ever seen in marvel. Black bolt blowing his own brains out? Like holy fuck, that genuinely surprised me.
Alright, for once this is a good tier chart. But putting fucking Venom above Age of Ultron is retarded.
Both scenes were super kino and the second one in particular reminded me very much of Invincible, episode 1
the movie in general was a lot more brutal than i was expecting, bloodied/roasted corpses of mages as she she walks by in khamar taj, all the blood (i know it was ultron oil or whatever but it was specifically there to look like blood) all over her as she invaded the illuminati
In every universe but this one.
oh, her snapping all her bones back into place after she claws her way out of the reflection was pretty cool too
This may be the shittest take ever conceived.