ITT: The worst taglines you've ever seen

ITT: The worst taglines you've ever seen.

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>Where am I?

I only read COOL taglines.

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bump

potential for great thread

I can't decide which one is worse, theyre all so terrible

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Obligatory

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A DISASTER OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS

The WORLD is ABOUT to be DESTROYED
By a SUPERIOR FORCE.
ONLY a FEW will SURVIVE
YOU are NOT ONE of THEM

i kinda like it... it's cool, it's hip, it's current

>I quit Downton Abbey for this

OP asked for the worst, not the best.

This is good

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Some women deserve it!

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Pfff terrible movie. As soon as I saw the first pictures of the actor in full costume I knew it would be a disaster.

CAN'T CROSS THE CROSS

Don't Cross Ever Cross Cross Cross Alex Cross Cross Cross

Dumb tagline, especially because this style is never used in the comics.

this one is based

>woah because that's his name!

Why did the Alex cross the road?

Other posters did not improve on it.

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Must stop... what? What exactly?

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Cheap airsoft must be a goldmine for shitty film studios

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How do you melt stone with ice?

Our world

>A Steven Spielberg Film
>JURASSIC PARK
>He recreated dinosaurs. Now he's putting them in a park.

kek

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Bruce Willis is a magnet for shitty taglines.

What the fuck were they thinking.

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This one is actually good

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what are those two midgets trying to do?

I always hated this one.

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it

>legendary anal fuck
What?

That poster looks like Fincher just wanted the soap but the studio wanted to have Pitt and Nortons faces in it somehow so it looks like a haphazard design

Yogi looks like he's having the grandest nut in life and his nephew sure is making the best of it.

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>mfw they're out of sosij rolls

I've only released just now how similar this movie is to Purple Rain

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Hehehe

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>in quotes

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Tiresome

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>Tara Reid

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was waiting for someone to post it

If Im not one of the survivors, then how will I watch this movie?

>never there was one just

why is andy looking at me with that smug fucking grin

he knows you've got chili dogs

is this a hunger games spinoff

zoomers have the worst memes

>TITANIC
>They built a boat. It is sailing.

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