Tom Cruise outed as a homosexual

>Sandy Geffen
Any relation to David Geffen?

Pinebros is this true?

>far left pro corporate
Just write about the fucking music.

George Clooney.

Henry Cavill

Based

Eliot Page

very hot list

Why do certain men give off a gay vibe? Everyone knew Clay Aiken was gay even though he tried to hide it for a while

>far left pro corporate
many such cases. in fact in all cases.
really makes you think how and why the commies are the biggest corpo boot lickers and how and why all corpos became far left - which is a paradox in itself in the business world.
really really makes you think.

Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk

Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine

Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman

It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk

Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom

Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44

Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese

28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years

Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died

Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese

Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine

If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.

If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?

Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise

When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese

When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise

The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.

Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women

Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk

And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise

Imagine the sweaty group sex they would have lol.

>Why do certain men give off a gay vibe?
I've always wondered this. I thought nick swardson was gay but he just talks like a fag

samuel l jackson

South Park predicted the future

Hold the fucking phone... Neil Jordan is a fucking faggot too?

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tom cruise isn't gay, he's just a manlet

Tom Holland
Rami Malek
Ryan Seacrest

I'm not surprised. Openly outing yourself as straight these days has bad career repercussions. Next thing you know, faggots online are cancelling you for being a "toxic male".

Make Ted's

Only ones who would suprise me on that list are Chris Pine and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Is he? I've seen some weird pics. In one way I kinda get it.

If I was Cavill I'd just make a top 10 list of famous women i'd wanna fuck, and just bang them because they would never reject me. The fact that he doesn't is strange, because I'm already done writing my list.

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Malek for sure. Remember that picture of him and Rachel Bilson when they were in high school? What a pudgy theater fag lol

>far left
>pro corporate
Stopped reading

It isnt based at all he's a dumbass racist homophobe

Cruise is probably asexual

Glad someone noticed it, this is a good one

gay mafia is old news though

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>racist homophobe
Yeah, like he said, based!

It's amazing that people assume actors are straight. Do you not remember the types who made up your school's drama club?

>ctrl+f hardy
>no tom hardy
he's the most obvious one there's ever been

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The Rock, gayer than fucking Christmas

No, he just sucked dick for roles like Terry Crews

tom hardy is the only name itt that admitted to having gay sex

John Travolta

Hahaha

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Imagine reading that shit let alone writing it

Henry's too busy painting Warhammer models and writing shitposts in /twg/ about how bad WH3 is

According to his friend Owen Benjamin, Swardson likes fucking fat old guys.

bullshit

Speaking of, Dave Bautista is a queer too

Yes hes based. also dubs

What do you think I am a have sex with spiders? (arachnophobic (parody of homophobic)

Also if you object to loli you're the real pedophile

Sounds based to me.

He barely looks human anymore

and he swears he never said it. he jumped back into his homo hideaway when he realized nobody wants a gay bane or any other type of intimidating character

has anyone else confessed their gayness only to nope out of it due to the fear of loss of roles/hollywood stature?

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>geffen made sure the movie "interview with a vampire" had its homoerotic undertones removed
well he sure didn't do a good job, that film just oozes homoeroticism

>Confirmed because I read it on Yea Forums

I think it's because 'A' sounds better than 'The'. 'A' implies some random vampire - like he's one of hundreds, which he is in the actual film. 'The' implies he's singular, as if this is a movie where there's only Dracula, who is THE only and definative vampire.

Yes

You think you can train your body with dozens of other males in a room covered in mirror looking at yourself 8 hours a day while also worshipping muscles as the ultimate symbol of beaty and sexiness without turning gay? Really?

he's challenging joe Rogan for the most in denial