Friday night boys you know what that means? It's a /druk/ thread

>This post brought to you by the "it's just a plant bro it's not even bad for you" crowd

OFFICIAL DRUK THEME

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>it's just a plant bro it's not even bad for you

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Its that time again, time for some DRUK stories

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i've tried so hard to get my friends and family to watch this film but they refuse because it's in danish and they'd have to read subtitles. Even the ones I know would enjoy it refuse.

mfw

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yes thats the Doctor Who nobody remembers. but Richard E Grant is the real star, pure /druk/

WHAT A LIFE

nigger sneed

technically working for 2 more hours so no druks yet. Gonna grab dinner and some drinks with some bumble thot after work, then ideally turn on some dumb movieor maybe sneak in mulholland drive for the lesbo tits and suck on her titties in between sips of whiskey

>>no shitting in bed

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If you’re in the US or Uk and have started drinking and are under the age of 25 especially. Get drunk and go out and do something. If you are the nofriend socially anxious type, get drunker and go out and do something. It’s almost summer and people are out doing shit post covid. Don’t stay in and be a faggot drukposter, or worse a sad drunk frogposter. Who knows, you might get laid.

T. Over 40 married with children

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>Over 40 married with children
>He fell for the marriage and kids meme

Plus Richard E Grant is a teetotal and was went he played Withnail. The guy's based as fuck

tell me more about your bumble thot user.

Based advice boomer user

I made my gf go to the cinema with me to watch DRUK so she wouldn't be able to just go on her phone. She ended up loving the film

i have no friends to go out with though. my friends are all settled down and never want to do anything crazy anymore. The most exciting hangout i've had with any of my friends this year was taking my nephew to hang out with my mate and his daughter.

So i'd just be the creepy lone guy if i went out.

So what are we all DRINKIN and WATCHIN this Friday night DRUK bros?

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i-i’m turning 25 in a few days.. is it too late for me

Should I grab some beers and rosé at the store, drukbros ?

some normie chick who works as a nanny at the age of 24, bit of a jewface but isnt fat, has nice tiddies, and is pretty easy.

absolutely not long term gf material but for short term getting druk and sucked pretty ideal.

of course, WHAT A LIFE

sounds nice bro. I've not had sex since before the first covid lockdowns. I think i've forgotten how to flirt and i'm pretty sure my virginity is regrowing at this point.

I cant wait for summer and getting druk on white wine on my balcony

Why wait

because its fucking cold outside

Get DRUK then you wont feel the cold

rum and ginger user. Was thinking about watching either this movie user recommended for me or the sequel to 48 hours, another 48 hours. The ones with eddie muphey and nick nolte.

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>lead singer from the group that sing this song was in same highschool with the director daughter
>director say he will go pick his daughter and this guy after they where drunk partying and drive them home
>driving the guy who bang your teen daughter home because he is drunk
>WHAT A LIFE

I don't have any friends and I don't have a car. You can't do anything around here without at least one of those.

Find a dive bar and go when the sun is still up. Most people in those places are loners but will strike up conversations with other random drunks at the bar.

is that viggo?

>Any other films you can recommend for a /druk/poster

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Hello /ck/
For me its natty Ice

I'm a little druk and i'm thinking of booking a weekend away for next month. Choose for me lads. Bratislava or Riga?

I’ve done that once. Nobody talked to me and I thought my kidneys would explode (I can’t piss in public toilets and there was no isolated place to go outside). Some people are meant to be alone. What a life.

My roommate drinks natty ice. I noticed that the logo is the masonic square and compass and determined never to drink it.

Bratislava has nice beers and is small enough to explore all of in a weekend

I'm drukking a La Chouffe bros
lifes good

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Some duvels and maybe a tripel karmeliet
and I'll watch bram stoker's dracula

It’s cheap and high alck for a 40.

2/10 beer 7/10 overall

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Go out and what? Get drunk alone at a bar? I’m not paying some minority to uber me home either.

I’ve learned that getting massively druk just to watch some movies is not worth it. At the very least you should have some buds over.
Get some delta 8 gummies, 2 25mg is all I need and I’m at least relaxed

There is a bar fight, hella /druk/driving, and bed wetting

>alcohol

no im not a fucking underage faggot

t. high on 30mg diazepam right now (a feeling you could never achieve with booze)

WHAT A LIFE

Imagine spiking

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update i've booked a flight to vienna and then a return flight 1 week later from budapest. Gonna spend a couple days in austria, get the train to bratislava and spend a day there and then go to budapest for a few days then fly home.

£100 for the flights.

bruh

Sounds kino lad are you going alone?

booze and benzos are both central nervous system depressants, retard. their effects are virtually identical.

That’s exactly what I’m telling you to do. Who knows maybe something interesting will happen.

DRUK CHADS NEVER LOSE

>Junkies have to get high in porta-potties
WHAT A LIFE

I wonder if divorce DRUK bros killed himself

You aren’t in a vein yet don’t do it

benzos hit like 5x stronger than alcohol and you dont feel like shit the next day

I might go outside and drink a beer on my own tomorrow
but fridays I prefer to go to the gym and watch something after my shower

are you injecting your oestrogen user kun

WHAT A LIFE

that looks too much to be heroin. are you injecting cooking oil?

enjoy those withdrawals lmao

cant get withdrawals if i dont stop
also doing it 1-2 times per week isnt going to develop addiction

Fuck off junkie
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The only thing sadder than an old man at a club is an old man who thinks his family is holding him back. Go love your family instead of listing after degeneracy you pathetic worm.

Are you a retard

DRUK bros..... we lost