LMAO

inspiring ngl

Lmao I remember being 12 and girls immediately like a switch flipped suddenly talking constantly about how they’d “never even touch a virgin like eww” acting like they even knew what sex was.
So I just lied instantly and said I’d already done it “like 4 or 5 times” and made up details by watching porn. Girls want, genuinely, nothing more than to be lied to. Deep down they know you’re full of shit but they’re so mindless and stupid it doesn’t bother them. Never, ever tell them the truth.

ok somebody without mental/physical disabilities tell me how this is possible. i get being a late bloomer but how do you function irl and still retain virginity?

But still he is white and blonde

that's not Jason Sudeikis he fucked Oliivia Wilde.

All it takes is swapping the handful of positive experiences a person gets normally with negative ones for whatever reason and their desire for it will drop enormously. You are one or two key moments of psychosexual and normative development away from pure autism, without even realizing it.

i will never have sex

yet ugly.
born with a bad face = it's over

>blonde
If you're blond and want to looksmaxx dye your hair

I know right haha...

What's funny about this

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>just lift bro

Isn't he gonna cuck Starlord and fuck Gamora in GOTG Vol.3?

Sex is overrated, you don't realise this until you're a sex-haver.

It’s funny that this is an incel meme yet all 4 of the dudes are obviously handsome

>microplastics is why i spend my youth playing video games and masturbating to porn so i never trained to hit on women

cope

It's a fantasy movie, don't take it too seriously

you can still be an incel and look good you retard

No. That means you're not trying which isn't compatible with the "involuntary" part.

It’s a bullshit term made up for people who are mostly “involuntary” because they have personality disorders they refuse to treat

it's 4 pictures of me

yeah but you're ugly

I tried my best to save myself for marriage since I’m a good Christian man, but the temptation has just been too much for me, so I wasn’t able to not have sex unfortunately:(

>personality disorder
quintessentially jewish post

I was too autistic to pay attention to girls throughout my teen years, then by the time I realized I was sexually attracted to women I had gotten blackpilled on the idea of lasting romance/marriage. I might have sex with a prostitute at some point just so I can say I tried it, but porn seems to do the job just fine so I don't have any motivation to pursue women instead of just playing video games and watching kino.

You can say I'm mentally ill or otherwise claim my story is too unusual to apply to most people, but I don't think I'm that unusual. I think most men would feel the same way and stop pursuing women if they seriously sat down and thought about the costs/benefits of a relationship. I don't think there's enough incentive for men to have relationships, and way too much risk nowadays.

His head looks photoshopped on

This is what sex does to you????

Personality disorder might be a minor exaggeration on some parts, to other people they really are that bad, but everyone who is genuinely fitting enough to be described as an incel at least has serious stunted emotional developmental and immaturity problems that’s stopping them from communicating properly. A lot of the times it could just be extreme shyness though

he cute

This, complete it with social isolation/lack of interactions with people of your age range and you are doomed

whitebros... why does he have to be white?

I was physically and emotionally abused for about nine years. My self esteem is all but destroyed, girls started liking me in high school but I hated myself and everyone so I pushed them away. I’ve been trying to change, made a few friends. Got rejected by two girls I liked.

Same situation. Only downside is the judgement of society (You don't have to tell them but still, people know, I usually don't care but sometime you just want to be like everyone else) and the fact that I may never have childrens.

Yup we’re all normal, everyone’s okay nothing wrong at all.

He needs a new head

What he meant to say was they talk like fags and their shit's all retarded

LMAO

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curlmonkey

from a tv show where his character orbits a girl then she cucks him

this. Sometimes I think about it and trace back to some negative experiences that had a lasting impact. Sometimes I surprise myself by remembering an earlier one. It just keeps compounding, just like positive experiences compound and you get hyper optimist social butterflies with great lives.
It's funny people think you're really in control of your life when one bullshit that was completely out of your control when you were 7 years old damages you forever and you become incapable of relating to people.
Also at this point the dating game is so fucked and I'm so black pilled about it I don't even care. Being alone is hell, being in a relationship is also hell. Good luck finding a woman older than 20 who isn't all scarred up about muh abusive ex (who by the way made her have transcendental experiences in bed teehee).

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You haven't sat down and done a cost/benefit of a relationship, you were "blackpilled" on romance & marriage because you are autistic and easily manipulated. That's not necessarily a problem, if you have no natural inclination to socialize with women it's safer for everybody if you don't try. That being said, incels just show eachother worst-case scenarios all day to get a reaction. It's purely emotional. You basically heard a bunch of scary campfire stories about getting poosi

No. Women approach me but lose all interest as soon as they see how I talk and act. If I don't close the deal ASAP it never happens.

I haven't had sex in 23 years

women owe me sex

I look like this and never had secs, ama

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my best friend is a 10/0 white chad yet he's just autistic like me, believe me girls want to fuck with him but as soon as he tries to follow the conversation they're gone, yet a fat fuck that is also our friend gets like 4 girls per month
>t.skinny nigger

Why didn’t you have sex? Just a bachelor who has no interest in relationships, or casual hook ups? Or would you want a gf and sex

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I look significantly worse (but taller) and I've had sex with 2 women, 3 if you count a tinder date I couldn't get hard for. Maybe you should me ask me anything

Most the time I just say "You seem like you could be alright. We should hangout sometime." Always works, and I'm a manlet so most girls I fuck are taller than me. I literally don't understand how people don't have sex. It is literally programmed into your DNA to reproduce. Like, the number one purpose of every living organism.

It's because you own an android, women are repulsed by anyone who doesn't have an iphone
You might as well be a bald manlet

>Talk a girl at a party
>Have a really nice conversation with her
>Next day I DM her asking if she wants to go out
>5 days later and still hasn't responded
I mean at least say no

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It's not even that hard, just be ugly, that alone will make people treat you like shit, bully you in school, get rejected by every girl you approach, which will crush your self-esteem and voila, here we are.
And actually now average is the new ugly, since women can pick between thousands and get their brains fucked out within minutes by higher quality men.

If you have a healthy and secure social net to fall back on it isnt that bad. You have one really negative experience at work, or in your personal, or wherever, but then you have enough friends and family or people to talk to about it and work it out and then you’re fine again. If your confidence and self esteem can be damaged that much by one or two things going wrong for you it’s not that good of a sign you’re in a healthy place with people anyway

he has weird nipples

IMAGINE BEING OLDER THAN 16 AND BEING A VIRGIN AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHhhHhHhhH

24 here.

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she’s just stringing you along while talking to 4 other guys. She’ll eventually hit you up when’s she made her way down the list and needs a quick confidence boost from you

People still care about sex?

I can't have sex because I live with my family and there is always at least one other person in the house besides me

Realistically, how am I supposed to have sex? Even if I managed to impress a girl enough to let me sleep with her, we'd have nowhere to fuck unless she owns her own place, but even then, she'd probably feel weird because men are supposed be the ones with more wealth, stability and resources.

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Always strike while the iron is hot fren. She may have taken slight to the fact you didn't ravage her pussy at the end of thr party

>>>/gaygen/

>she’s just stringing you along
this. a girl used to do this to me until my chad friend noticed and called her a whore and told her to fuck off

>you could be alright
I believe you but kek