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SHE WAS NONBINARY YOU SICK FUCK
cheers lads
A spider was a type of arachnid that had eight legs and two fangs that could inject venom if present, and an unsegmented abdomen containing spinnerets that produced silk. The Arachnid Nebula was named after the spider.
Captain Christopher Pike revealed he hated spiders when the USS Discovery was held in place by the Sphere's stasis field and its hold was likened to a fly being caught in a spider's web.
In 2365, when Lieutenant Commanders Data and Geordi La Forge confronted a hologram of James Moriarty, he described himself as being like a spider who feels the strings vibrate when anyone new chances into his web.
WHAT THE FUCK did i just see on that last episode of Picard???? was I dreaming??? Is this all just a joke?
1/6 was just as bad as the eugenics war
Not as bad as 270/170
>star trek strange new worlds
closed the episode right here
gate keeping panties BORG frens to the rescue!!!!
>'The Outcast' even softpedaled it by using women to play the J'Naii.
Much to Frakes's disappointment. He desperately wanted to kiss a man. kek
I never started the episode.
If if had to watch one Trek show made after 2005 I'm guessing it would be SWN, but I'm not going to start watching it until the whole first series is over.
I dont believe you.
dumb ass doctor didn't seal the fucking med bay or erect a forcefield for two aliens on board. what a fucking joke. all so they could do the I'm running through a hall and bumping into people because I'm so important a mission.
computer replicate me 4 cakes and star my man kssing simulation Rike 69. on my mark
mark
Yeah I found this a little strange but then maybe they dont have internal shielding or someshit.
It was a dumb move if not but i like him, his demeanour seems realistic vs the marvel-tier quipping everyone else had.
Riker did start to get pudgy in the show, didn't he. Surprised they allowed that since he was supposed to be eyecandy for women. Then again, Data kind usurped that.
Share your pain, /trek/
That’s fucking hot
why hello there
First Flight was such a fucking good episode
they dont need locks in the future because privacy is no more
Yurisisters, I don’t feel so good…
yeah, I think the character is ok, always excited for a new doc character, he's no Doc, or Bashire...but he's a doctor. you would think if he didn't have forcefields you know...locking the fucking door would be at least a prudent step. is not Med bay equipped for quarantines? you would think so considering... it's a fucking med bay. I feel like after a pandemic people would understand what the fuck a quarantine is.
>this entire scene
>he doesn't even try to act
>she looks at him with the "I wish I had a rape whistle or pepper spray on me" face for the whole time, then just agrees to join him
What a dumb bitch Will Wheaton is.
women love fat men too...fat Riker means he has food to feed your family right a sign of a good provider. A connoisseur of cakes.
Bashirefaggote
>That episode in DS9 where an ex-Starfleet officer wanted to go back to the dark ages because technology le bad and part of her vision was they no longer believed in privacy and was regarded as a villain for it
kek
Im not sure if they had forcefields on the enterprise
I spent about $500 on Star Wars sales on etsy over the last couple days
WMBF is the purest form of love.
I fucking love "Bashire".
it's a fucking med bay.....a fucking medical space where people get sick. Like diseases and madness...fucking aliens that shouldn't be on board, stuff like that. Because its a fucking med bay. private quarters have locks on. I cant imagine why no areas on a secure military shi wouldn't have locks on. this isn't a TNG golden era Flagship of peace.
Nice get, but she was regarded as a villain for letting children die from easily curable diseases and draconian punishments for minor transgressions.
why are the tng crew so cavalier?
they're like yeah just bring mark twain on board the enterprise whatever
Kinda falls flat when Starfleet is supposed to have their officers in tiptop shape, and that there's no longer any need to provide for food when we have replicators. Plus, it's canon Riker is a shit cook.
And also for forcing people into living like her instead of just getting people who think like her to do it. I'm sure she could find some.
What’s Mark Twain gonna do? Write some faggy book about illiterate hillbillies scampering around in hyuck a big ol flyin river showboat
they had fucking locks though. and is the med bay not designed to handle quarantines? This isn't 60s when they were low on cash and had to make each set out of cardboard, this is a multimillion-dollar production and they redesigned the entire ship and style and everything.
they forgot that a med bay should be equipped with containment protocols. as standard.
thats not true. in the dream alien episode tuvok has to unlock kims door with his security code
... is that wil wheatons facial hair? lolol
Tf do you get this from?
based
picrel intimidates McMahan
Rule 34, obviously.
All that's true. But you can tell Siskoa wanted to snap when she just walked into his room that had no door and excused it because of her archaic views. It's minor, but still regarded as all part of her being backward in her views.
If it were not for the laws of physics, I would brain you for your disrespectful attitude towards Samuel Clemens
judy here
im gonna kms cya
Dr Crusher
>cares about her son
>her sons father died
>practices medicine aboard the Enterprise
>tap dances
Oh yeah, procedurewise, no way that guy gets out of sickbay because they would have security guarding it or calling an intruder alert gets everyone in the hall to tackle him.
BUT that not happening is a lot more interesting. Nurse Chapel gets to give chase and do an emergency medical transport to cut him off, Uhura gets to strut her stuff as the girl who can put an alien at ease in like 5 seconds just by talking to them, and we get a fun chase scene through the ship. I'd give it a "suspend your disbelief and let the fun scene be fun".
Mark Twain ain’t gonna do shit but write another young adult novel in hick english, that’s why they knew it would be safe
>and they left all those brainwashed people on this god forsaken planet without even taking them to a closest station for a med/psych check
worst episode
Dr Pulaski
>Practical and a bit cynical
>willing to challenge Data on his illusion of conscious
>proud, but humble enough to admit when she's wrong
>brave and uncompromising for the sake of her patients
>does not tap dance
At least Sisko was kino in it.
wheaton played a very convincing obsessive rapist in this scene
Grandpa wont watch cartoons with me :(
Will Riker
>cares about his ex-girlfriend
>his mother is dead
>stalls his career aboard the Enterprise
>plays trombone
>Thinks she's above the rules
>Whines until she gets her way
>Suddenly has no input when her whining brought heavy consequences
>Almost never gets any comeuppance
Literally the worst doctor of the entire franchise.
no it was just gay and stupid
>computer, emergency stop turbo lift
simple as
>conscious
tee hee
>BUT that not happening is a lot more interesting. Nurse Chapel gets to give chase
, yeah I mean it felt all very JJ trek there with the dynamic running and all that, but I get the thematic choice of showing us the things and the ship etc.
i still would have preferred a sick bay with a proper containment area and something like they trick the doc by pretending they are asleep and take him hostage and run off. that at least makes it fit better. they had some kind of resistance to the sedative. so why not just do the extra step.
They did have an emergency medical transporter, thats my biggest bitch.
yeah it's some pretty weak nostalgia bait
you forgot she fucked a ghost
very star fleet
They also didn't have that on og enterprise maybe they had Alexa tho
clearly that's why kirk chose mccoy over him
ooooh yeah so they have a medical, they aknowledge the need for a med bay to have its own transporter but it just transports potentially hazardous material straight into the med bay directly and that's totally fine. nothing wrong there.
fucking dumb. also, did they beam the medicine directly into Spock? are we saying they could do that then....but not later.
mcoy would have had them on the ned with those little arrows going boing boing boing and looking really serious.
i fucking loved the sound of those arrows going boing boing
the saddest moment in the deadest franchise of the lot. its over. its been over a long time but now it really is curtains.
Question, are there any WMBF couples in Star Trek?
Was he even trying? He was acting exactly like himself on that retarded show he does. I never would guess this is supposed to be Wesley.
>watch first ep of SNW
>characters start talking all snarky and sarcastic as if Joss Whedon wrote them
>looks like JJ Abrams is directing
>D R O P P E D
He never acted in his life, even when played Wesley during TNG
this is what fucking got me too. Like he rocks up like that? His gift (if that's what you want to call it) was given to him by a mysterious alien. Couldn't he look a little more important than a hobo shooting up heroin?
Just in general fucking this show.
They should have done this with Saldana and Pegg.
So, was DS9 deleted from canon thanks to Picard, or was that all a meme?