What are your expectations for this?

no expection since I'm not gonna watch it

who's this nigga? he's got an interesting piece of armor

don't watch it, don't even pirate it
the analytics on torrent trackers are absolutely part of whether or not shitty shows get renewed or not
if you want to have the biggest streaming bomb of all time be a $500 million LOTR fanfiction that shits on everything that made the property special, don't give it the time of day.

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Despite being 13% of the population in the US and 4% of the population in the UK, blacks comprise 50% of all tv

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> middle earth
> jrrt's IP, but not canon
> woke shit
Do Not Want. I never watched the Hobbit movies simply because I knew Jackson would have to make up a bunch of shit to fill three fucking movies, when the original material was one-fifth of the size of LotR. God only knows how much half-ass crap will be in this new horrorshow. Fuck it.

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I already dropped it.

>relentlessly shilled
It sucks already. It's going to be bad.

How did we get here? What's the reason for this?

it wont feel anything like works trying to live up to tolkien's source material
it'll be full of the same tiresome superficial drama every show has now and will be forgotten soon after the season ends just like wheel of time

DEM RANGZ NIGGUH

What i can remember off the cuff here.
>Taking thousands of years of history and condensing it all down to a couple years. This completely defeats the purpose of having immortal beings as main characters.
>Galadriel is not a fucking action hero. She doesn't need to be. She's one of the most powerful beings in the world and got that way without doing spin kicks. But there's no way to portray a strong female unless she fights dudes sooo....
>Armor looks too advanced for the 2A. They barely had plate armor in the 3A from what i remember. It should be mostly mail and leather with like iron helmets.
>Everything looks way too damn clean and shiny. Middle-earth needs to look more lived in. It's really old. Is this a fantasy epic or the cover of fucking teen vogue ffs.
>No black elves. Sorry i guess that makes me a klan member now. Oh well. No black dwarves either. A race of people that live primarily underground would have no use for melanin in their skin anyway. Also where's the gold lady's beard?!
>Bunch of made up random characters nobody cares about.
>Have we even seen celebrimbor yet? Since all of the important events of the first half of the age happen around him you'd figure he'd be front and center.
>The little dialogue we've seen sounds weak. I wonder if any of these people actually read tolkien before.

And just for added bonus here's a prediction i am almost positive will happen.
>Celebrimbor and Sauron will be super gay for each other. Like it will be over the top and unnecessary. But you will cheer anyway or else you're a bigot.

Ay
Ay yo one rang to rule them all mothafucka

Basically Netflix's Witcher but with bigger production/cgi budget. Another product made with the message and agenda in mind instead of the passion either for the craft or the original books. And just like Witcher I won't watch it.

garbage
shit
trash

zero
i won‘t watch it

Nothing. I don't expect much. Don't like tokens in my Tolkien, especially if they don't exist in the source material.

I might watch it on a free streaming site if I am curious, enough.

You can just tell all these shows have writing rooms just packed with women that are never told their ideas are trash. They try to mimic real shows they saw in their youth that were written by men, yet they are superficial women who have lived life on easy mode so they are physically and mentally incapable of producing good writing.

A worthy Game of Thrones replacement.

endless shilling by "people" who "hated it"

probably 10 active threads at all times like
>omg i watched this knowing it would be shit now i'm making a thread about how shit it is

i have not consumed any tolkien fanficiton and i don't have a reason to treat this differently

Everyone pretty much everywhere expects it to be completely shit. So, it's probably gonna be good.

pozzed corporate fanfiction

Do black people even like fantasy?
I guess movies like Fast and Furious franchise would be the urban version of fantasy.

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It will be completely average, just like Wheel of Time and woke enough to not be worth watching.

this.

Lmao. You chuds will whine and complain. But you’ll end up watching every episode. Same way you screech racist shit but keep watching interracial porn because it’s all that gets you off

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Based. Elvis is the King. He's way cooler then some faggy elves.

niggers and globohomo

To subvert western culture and demoralize you.

As all series it will suck monkey balls.. i expect it to be very series like.. because diversity reasons. Too many characters with zero depth. Why is this dwarf even in the show? Very much like star wars black lady that got introduced half way through last movie that got 15 min screentime and disappeared again. What fucking lady you ask? Exactly my point.
It will start with an okay ish main story line that gets people hooked. The follow up will have nothing to do with said story. It's just intrigues between characters that do nothing for storyline. Dwarf fucks elf. This cannot be! In true pc fashion people will except said dwarven indiscretions at the end. The show will then proceed the end storyline in the last episode. Even though writers will have forgotten their own storyline/or simply lack the time to actually finish their own story because of dwarven cock. MEDIOCRE

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I've already been burned by Game of Thrones Star Wars. Didn't watch nuTrek. I may be dumb but I'm not dumb enough to watch this. I'm looking forwards to the memes, though

>niggers and orcs
redundant.

>What are your expectations for this?
It will be another piece to prove that my distancing from media is the right way. I play less, I watch less and it's liberating. Maybe one day I will look at consooomers like they are pigs rushing the to feeding trove.

Waiting for a rip of the Northman though

It's Elendil, will one of the main characters or at least one of the most important

Small part of the Numenor set

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Not sure which set this is from but it's a mural of Glaurung at dagor bragollach

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>rain gutter on the stairs
>no rain gutter on the road
Half-assing details like2dyxv
that seems to be systemic.

Ah! The great elven art. Sublime in its craftsmanship.

me on the left

Here's your Galadriel and Isildur, bro

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Might not be elven, men and dwarves were also in that battle

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>blacks comprise 50% of all tv

Oh come on, it's way more than that.

It will be shit. it's driven by racial and gender agendas of taking someone else's creation, and shitting all over it for the sake of "incusion" of people who are too fucking stupid to come up with their own shit.

From what I see they're like 90% now.

It's going to be the whitest fantasy show in ages

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I wont watch it but I will shitpost about it and tray and derail the general as best I can

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>Anarion
Not in the show.

i for one cant wait for the entire story to shift to a lesbian black elf's exploration of transgenderism with an asian dwarf

He will be, maybe not s1 though

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Im gonna larp as a leftist and farm (yous) for reddit karma

By the sound of the leaks it will be action packed
One of the last things they filmed was a big outdoor battle of Numenoreans vs Orcs