>not one great film
Their neighbors Sweden and Russia have been making kino since the silent days. How are they so incapable of creating good cinema?
Not one great film
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Tuntematon sotilas AKA Unknown Soldier [2017]
>Not one great film
1: Unknown Soldier, both the oldest and newest version would like to disagree with you
Lapland odyssey is common mans Kino. Especially the french liked it. Also the work of Aki Kaurismäki has received acolades from other directors of his time, especially in Western Europe. Leningrad Cowboys go America and Hamlet goes Business are hilarious.
There was a thread earlier today w dozens of suggestions
OP is a Russian troll.
pls gib finnish gf
finns focus on broken video games, racing and alcoholism
no time for movies
I'm not sure if they even have televisions yet.
Too busy making kino video games
Sweden: long lasting monarchy, traditional support for arts, peace since the 19th century. Jews. Bergman didn't just came from nothing.
Russia: ex monarchy, traditional support for arts, Soviet need for high level propaganda made by the best Jewish film theorists.
Finland: poor country with uneducated people living in swamps. No jews. Finland did create a unique folk culture though and that was incorporated into LOTR by Tolkien, so there's that.
Raid was kino.
why jews?
The Kaurismäki aesthetic just oozes out of this image
Jews moved to Sweden in the 17th century and had a considerable influence on the throne since the king had taken Jew money.
Russia has always had Jews so that's like for over a thousand years. Although Finland was part of Sweden, Jews moved there only quite recently, during the autonomy, and that was only the crap Jews. The subverting Jews stayed in Russia and had influence there.
So there's quite a difference here and the point stays.
Is Finland entering NATO?
Do you remember what the topic was? It doesn’t seem like it would’ve been called out in the OP from looking at the archive
Well we have saunas
Low population = low amount of potential ticket buyers = movies have to pander to lowest common denominator to make money. We are also quite modest so we suck at marketing our movies on the international market.
Yes.
finns cant do anything except vacuum
>Finland did create a unique folk culture though and that was incorporated into LOTR by Tolkien, so there's that.
No it wasn't you dumb finnish nigger.
Yes and we don't even get to vote about it.
Blonder and whiter than you will ever be
I’m so white that people in the U.S. stop me on the street and ask me if I’m from “a Nordic country.”
> Finlander
ok but you are still a down syndrome finn mongrel
Well finn im so white when i lived in your shithole country they called me white and i was indeed whiter than the finns.
So your single white supremacist claim to fame isnt that important you useless forest coon.
Go ask Helga to help you milk a goat.
Meanwhile, in Finland…
Also, sorry OP the only film I can recommend is Ice Castles and it’s honestly rather boring
That's the plan.
Finland isnt' a direct democracy any way, you pick a party to decide for you, like most other countries, right? Mine and other swedes (including politicians) position is to follow Finland, but obviously we can't trust our state media about what's happening in Finland, as the current government also really wanna join NATO.
Why would you get to vote about it? You already elected the parliament and the president, it's their job to make decisions like this.
>we white
your country is also full of niggers, just how you like it.
Well, that doesn’t make sense, son. You already admitted we’re blonder and whiter than you.
We get to sauna naked with women of all ages, too.
pedophile
Marko Hanen is living kino
>finns think they are more white than germanics
kek
Yes but we didn't even know their NATO opinion before the election. Most of them were probably against it.
*Marko Van Hanen
I think that’s just your degenerate country, sorry.
We’re the fairest of them all. Our hair is like silk, and our eyes the most piercing blue
Just a tiny irrelevant nation in Northern Europe. What can you expect from us?
Why would that matter? The security situation has changed now that Russia has begun to aggressively invade neighboring countries, hence why even Erkki Tuomioja is willing to vote in favor of joining.
I don't any russian kino desu.
Tuntematon Sotilas (1955) is great, they play it on TV on our independence day and I watch it every year.
also Aki Kaurismäki films are interesting
thats not really unique to finns and its not an achievement
You also have ugly features you don't have germanic skull shapes you have squinty eyes and deformed foreheads and noses. Not very attractive.
pedophile
It hasn't really changed. They invaded Georgia back in 2008 and Crimea in 2014. It has been always like this.
Stalker and Solaris
Also Eisenstein if you go back to the very beginning. It's weird how many movies reference the stair scene from battleship potemkin.
you also look like this
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Why do you retarded finns act like no one has even seen a finn before or been to finland?
You aren't a mystery.
In fact it was similarly titled, some bullshit about how Finland didn't have one single great movie blah blah blah. I suggested these 3:
-Sauna
-Inspector Palmu's Error
-Lake Bodom (2016)
sauna was so bad no one turned up to its premiere
finns have nothing except trying to claim they are LotR elves which is all kinds of lols.
Really? I liked it a lot and it has good cred among horror fans. It feels nightmarish and very organic, visually it resembles some Tarkovski's movies (Nostalgia, Stalker) and the mystery holds up pretty well.
I mean this one in case there are others w same title:
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SUMMER IN HELSINKI
>Afro-Finnish girls
>IPA beer
>hanging out in the wonderful parks
>Sompasauna public sauna
>Linnanmäki Amusement park
>Korkeasaari zoo
>sunbathe and swim in Hietsu
>tasting artisan beers on the terraces of craft breweries
>enjoying fresh local food at the Kauppatori market square
>admiring when the sun sets in the Baltic Sea
>this passes for white in finland
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it doesn't
oh yes it does
"the bluest eyes and the silkiest hair" KEK
bunch of MUTTS
This is just an Ylilauta post
protip: never give a F*nn any attention. They are the biggest attention whores in the world.
Their entire country is attention starved. Thats why they sit on the internet being little useless faggots trying to getting attention.
Sugsess preeds zelösi :D:D
Yes, but that's part of the reason we don't have a direct democracy. we can't foresee everything and decisions sometimes needs to be made quickly (not as democratic as direct democracy and not as efficient as a dictatorship). good or bad, it's what we have, and not a surprise.
guess we'll go together then
one of the most irrelevant countries in the world
>invented mobile phones (used by pretty much everyone)
>invented sauna (promoted by the most influential podcast host Joe Rogan)
some obvious jewry in this thread
indeed
keep out
finns only
that pic is from the zoo?
Sounds comfy but I prefer cabin life by the lake.
and blacks
>Tigerstedt
>a finn
you may note a pattern with brilliant "finns"
they are all Swedes?
Helsinki is a wretched hive of scum and degeneracy, most capitals are that way
Generic as fuck bang bang shit.
this is the most pathetic thing ive ever read. Also wrong Brits and Icelandics are fairer. Finns are swarthy.