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let be a geezer and nitpick a solid SNW episode because ...

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Things I liked about the Picard finale:
- Guinan's hat
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how about them nipples

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>single nacelle
dropped

Why is everyone calling the communicator a phone?

>tfw no comfy bridge to work in

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carpet fags seethe like bitches

Pike's a 20th century hipster.
I mean he watches movies on a flatscreen TV

how to remove the fag who posts non trek images?

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>It's a "the doctor starts a race war by denying the holocaust" episode

I love this one.

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Are you expecting the writers to have a basic knowledge of Star Trek? What kind of fucking geezer chud are you?

I like the recessed con and ops but that's an obnoxious amount of lighting fixtures for such a dimmly lit bridge.

I'd rather a carpet than a fucking Apple store...

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>>+10 years before Pike accident
>SNW - 2259
>TOS: Where no man has gone before - 2265
>At least read memory alpha, otherwise you look like you haven't seen either show.
it is all floaty now faggot
HE SAYS DECADE, SO IT IS
current canon = only canon
you are piece of outdated crap just deal with it
all that info you gathere like a faggot is worthless like you
>y-y-yout hate muh trek
it is not yours anymore, just die you scum

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Even the Orville ditched carpet for Season 2 didn't they?

10 years before TOS they have to use same vocabulary because I am geezers that invested too much

>HE SAYS DECADE, SO IT IS
>current canon = only canon
Ok, so you admit that it's an alternate timeline?
>you are piece of outdated crap just deal with it
>all that info you gathere like a faggot is worthless like you
>it is not yours anymore, just die you scum
Seethe harder.

Are ESL and Judy the same person? Or are they different?

>it's an alternate timeline
otherwise my geezer brain cannot accept and I feel pain like an attached bitch faggot
who cares? other than worthless man babies
seethe forever
eugenic wars date was always float and you accepted because you suck only old dick
we got it

user just admit you don't know English beyond 9th grade and reading these threads will become a lot easier

NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A COMFY LIVABLE STARSHIP!!! IT NEEDS TO BE AN UGLY CAVERN THAT'S TOO DARK BUT ALSO FULL OF BLINDING LIGHTS LIKE THIS!!!

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kys

Pike is a hipster exhibit A: Digital alarm clock

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>eugenic wars date was always float
Speak english, for god's sake. I can't even understand this unintelligible, impotent, tranny seething.

comfy
uncomfy

Pike is a hipster exhibit B: TV with stand, mid 20thC movie.

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Couldn't give a fuck desu

It's entirely possible to make a "tacticool" or "realistic" bridge without looking like shit, example

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>WW3 and Eugenics War are now apparently the same war
>They are also the second American Civil war despite the main instigator of the eugenics war being indian.

It might be possible to chalk this up as the wars started with the Eugenics War and never really stopped as the world just fell apart despite the time travel shows often not mentioning the world outside of the area they visit. There IS some kind of localized war in the US with Colonel Green genociding everyone his group doesn't like, but I think that was after WW3 destroyed most everything and they hated people perceived to be changed by radiation.

>bro just have carpet every where
>it is COMFY

Yeah no. I hate STDs design with shiny floors and shitloads of lights but holy shit would I hate working on permacarpet

ESL cry for 1 typo
typical the geezer defeat
I accept you concession
thanks for being pathetic again outdated piece of shit

Obviously, Judy has been going really hard on his pajeet LARP the last couple months.

Pike is a hipster exhibit C: Communicator next to rotary dial phone

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cope

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I still don't know what this tranny is trying to say. Your english gets worse the more you seethe and cope.

Mortar and pestle even.

Also he has a fireplace in his quarters.

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>I still don't know what this tranny is trying to say. Your english gets worse
yeah yeah pretend to be retarded
you already lost worthless geezer
a pajeet fucked your ass again
deal with it
cry about your gay canon elsewhere

DECORATIVE mortal and pestle

Cringe.

A lot of people have anachronistic passions, hobbies, and interests

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>A lot of people have anachronistic passions, hobbies, and interests
Like yourself bitch geezer attached to 90's crap
kys

we know, theyre called hipsters

>pretend to be retarded
The irony of this coming from a tranny who's been LARPing as a pajeet every day for months.

That's why i like Undiscovered Country's bridge the most, it was that perfect mix of functional but comfy. And look at that:
>Well lit but still "tactical"
>Logical layout of duty stations
>No fucking lens flairs or shitloads of random lights
>Captain's chair is comfy

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prove im not
you cant

Check out these filthy. stinking. hipsters.

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shit

i must disagree. what is the function of the 2 on far left and right? they have chairs but no consoles.

>Still better uniforms than STD

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JANUARY 6

seethe geezer

posers

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cope trumptard

They just moved their chairs back a bit to get a better look at the main viewscreen.

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To the left of Scotty
>Damage Control
>Library Access

To Uhura's right
>Auxiliary Power Control
>Fleet Ops or another DC station, i dont remember which

Yeah that's another bonus, you can move the chairs around

Playing a characters in a holonovel is not having anachronistic passions, hobbies, and interests. At most it's someone like Tom Paris who is a huge nerd for the 20th century and everyone thinks he's weird for it. Like when they go back in time he wants to watch 20th century TV and everyone talks about how stupid it is.

with some reluctance i withdrawal my objection

Whats the diff between that and what Pike is doing?

>replace sexy 1st officer with a whiny bitch Kirk
Why do they hate Kirk so much?

Excelsior's bridge was also pretty comfy, smaller for some reason, but everyone had a good seat, and Sulu had a little table to put his coffee on

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It's like the difference between playing a videogame about the mafia and collecting mafia paraphernalia and putting it in your house

Why did they even tease us with the red shirt cute chick if they're going to kill her instant?

hot damn thats a good answer

Yeah.

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