Bob Barker is 98 years old

what’s keeping him alive bros?

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He knows that whoever can get the closest to 100 without going over wins.

I thought he died back in the 2000s

The blood of virgins.

Could've sworn I remember him dying like 5 years ago

this dude probably got so much model pussy from the price is right well into his 80s

Adam Sandler oddly enough

I hear he eats dog testicles and cat uteruses

the juices

Sexual warfare.

The Age is Right

same

A steady diet of neutered dog “leftovers”

Every time you spay or neuter a pet, Bob Barker lives a little bit longer.

banging all those price is right models kept him young desu

Animal sperm. Spay and neuter your pets? Yeah right. It's all part of lichdom. The Price is Right was just phase 1. He learned about it from that show he did with James Randi. Notice how both Randi and Stan Lee died as soon as they stopped drinking cat cum. Coincidence? Hardly.

money from for profit American prisons

I'll just leave a clue. The town where he was born is called Truth or consequences. The town has a mirror underground town where Bob gained access as a kid. Whatever happened in those tunnels awaits to be discovered in New Mexico. People getting near the underground town get shot by glow niggers.

Underrated

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Moloch sacrificies
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Hahaha

he died several years ago and now wikipedia says he is alive

Pure rage

When people look so old they shouldn't be alive it's just freaky. I'd like to think I'd take my own life before I reached that point but truth is I'd probably just cling on like everyone else

Bro look at him he isn't human that is a goblin, they live long lives that's all

Capitalism pure unfettered Capitalism

His canine teeth seem sharper than the average person.

He's obviously trying to get as close to 100 as he can without going over

I don't know what keeps these old fucks going, Kirk Douglas is like 105.

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Mormon tourists.

Heh

He's dead in 2020

adrenochome

BBC

A lifetime of being based, fucking models, and advocating for pet neutering

But we're not in 2020

Take your fucking (You)

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Knowing the right price

I had a sensible chuckle.

Meds

My sister was on Price is Right around back around 2005 or 2006 she ended up being a complete retard. If you search for Clueless Girl on Price is Right you'll see her on it.

Based.

Upvoted

i dont know if that was really your sister or not but that video was hilarious. Nineteen thousand what joy

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wew lad

i distinctly remember the price is right guy Bob Barker dying like 5-10 years ago. Mainly because of the celebration of his life, is there a different host as iconic as him I'm thinking of?

It is. She was 23 at the time. She refused to watch the episode.

Regis Philbin

spaying and neutering, obviously. they ship the tissue to the Hollywood elite longevity project’s secret illuminati lab.

>what’s keeping him alive
hatred. burning hatred

imagine if he dies on his 100th birthday

These (you)s are poached from a thread a few weeks ago.

Ya this nigga ol as fuck yo. …

She still got the answer on last try. I was shocked

Lmao that card looked like my old math tests

The will of God, pure and simple

Same here. Just checked Wikipedia. Holy shit he's still alive! God bless him.

The forces of biology, physics, and ultimately eternity itself.

>Gay ass OP starts a thread just to reply to himself for the (you)s